god likes to make short people suffer from what ive learnt
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finally playing btas and had to pause the middle of my playthrough just to get this image out of my head
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SAM AND MAX MERMAID AU1!!11!1!!!1
Ok this is an au ive been wokring on for a while now and im so so so excited to talk about it
SO obv this is like a mermaid au, i have more for it (like sybil granny ruth n papierwaite but this is the art i have 4 now) bc i love love LOVE mermaids!1!!!1 (i made sam and max mermaid pride art but i loved it so much i turned that /j into /srs) SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO
So Sam and Max met at little guppies, like how they met in canon but in the sea, and after Max hospitalized Samʼs bullies with his natural toxins, he and Sam became best friends 4ever. Sam and Max lived in the outskirts of the biggest city in the merfolk kingdom, Samʼs parents left Sam when he was still an egg with Granny Ruth, who is one of the kingdomʼs fiercest n most respected warriors, to move to colder waters in Alaska, where Samʼs family partially originated from. So Sam was raised by Ruth, when Sam was just hatched, his grandfather Leo had died fighting against the humans to protect the kingdom. Max came from a family with loads and loads of kids, (some of which had been either kidnapped or eaten by predators :( ), and probably not a very good home life, so he hung out at Ruthʼs cave with Sam almost every night. As Sam and Max grew up, so did their love for one another. Once they were old enough they moved closer to the shore, where they take up cases for fun, and make sure humans dont get too close. They obviously got married as soon as they could, and spend their time adventuring and scavenging. Occasionaly they will go to human markets, selling fish theyve hunted for money to buy cool weapons and food, but otherwise they like to mess around with pirates and ships. They also like to hang out and have lunch with their friends who claim to be human, Papierwaite and his adopted child Sammun-Mak, who run a museum and live on the edge of the shore, easy access and all.
One day, while exploring a cool shipwreck, they found a little egg, Max, instantly infatuated by it, begged Sam to take it home, so they did. Eventually that egg hatched and they had a kid of their own :) (GEEK!!!) Max unfortunately wasnt allowed to touch her, as he might poison her. Though their baby was always ill and burned so easily, even though Max hadnt touched her! always squinting and shocking them. Confused, they went to Granny Ruth for help. under further investigation they deducted that their baby was an electric eel! Which usually live in freshwater, so she was extra fragile. Though as she got older, she grew stronger, and shockingly smarter, always researching and making devices.
Theyre a very silly family
I KNOW IM GONNA ADD MORE TO THE AU BUT THIS IS WHAT I GOT SO FAR
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Cop lights = bisexual lights but Sam and Max.
yes Max is just in the seat.
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mutual self deletion TW later in the post + after a break, try not to miss it scrolling through ^^
sam and max art 'i was listening to music and going insane' edition
(... well, better than the alternative, Will Wood)
below is au idea stuff still not super sure where im going with it pfff (working name: 'almost made it')
VERY VAGUE SEASON 3 SPOILERS
(6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro / Con), Will Wood and The Tapeworms)
(... well, better than the alternative, Will Wood)
(Everybody Wants to Rule the World, Tears for Fears)
(Back to the Old House, The Smiths)
essentially, if Max's DNA was too weird to be recreated, what if it was too weird to be destroyed??
again still kinda a WIP even though it's vaguely been in my head for a couple years
if you've made it this far, TW for mutual su//ide for the final two drawings of the post !! [below break]
(Do You Want to Die Together?, Stars)
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