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#garten of banham saga
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we need to settle this
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this server was really empty except for this one ban hammer. he just kept staring at me it was just us two nobody else was joining and i have no idea why
i'd shoot him in the head with hyperlaser and he would just Turn towards me and it was Very Scary and also Weird
he said a word. only one word in our 23 minutes spent together and his word was "Glass" so that was something
just thought i should add this to the garten of banham trend
garten of banham took me out I'm changing the tag name from banhammer hot saga to that
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so one time me and my friend made a shrine of banhammer in their basement with literal candles, random ass sigils we made up, and a life size cardboard cutout of banhammer (yes we actually made it)
it has been there for a few weeks now and whenever we go down to their basement to have our sleepover we are greeted by the almighty banhammer shrine
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in the most respectful way I'm not mad but WHAT??? YOU GUYS MADE AN ENTIRE CUTOUT OF HIM? honestly the dedication is admirable but I'm also scared
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banhammer is hot
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i was once in a competition to see who was the biggest banhammer simp and the other person had a shirt that said “banhammer is my girlfriend”
i lost respectfully i am #2 😔
this is /gen by the way
HELP WHAT /lh
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banhammer and subspace are so hot. both of them. I have horrid taste in men but !!!! THEYRE SO FINE !!!!!!!!
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my friend thinks banham is hot
this can skip the queue I think
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banhammer is not hot
medkit though…..
this ask crashed my entire tablet I don't even remember what I was going to say here. .
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PUBLIC CONFESSION🤯
to add to the fun garten of banham trend err what's a good story
i played as ban hammer. i have only done this Twice
it was. Very Annoying because slingshot (me. wow!!) and hyperlaser just wouldn't leave me alone
anyways this is one of my top 10 reasons why ban hammer isnt h
throws confetti FIRST PUBLIC CONFESSION. I THINK
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ban hammer ate cheese. he ate it in front of me it was a 6 second long chew and then he swallowed the cheese.
mm cheese
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sometimes i play rocket exclusively to bully my friend who mains banhammer.
because they think hes h
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as a Certified Banfan(in a vaguely ironic sense acknowledging both potential and the creators being bad people)(as in. garten of banban).
yeah no scythe's hot but i feel banhammer is really not that hot??? other than scythe ig subspace MAYBE. like he has some similarities with another character i'm attracted to? but man if scythe put her scythe near my throat and threatened my life 😳
you have a point there
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Banhammer is so ugly
Stinky even
A mommas boy
Probably has a ‘I love my mom tattoo’
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random picture from google
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adding to the garten of banham saga
garten of banhammer..
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I think phighting made me realize I have a thing for sharp teeth. and I'm not sure how to feel about that. .
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Y'all be over here simping over a cop while I'm here sitting with my lesbian wife Scythe in the background
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