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#gail babbles about dumb shit
bigdickevans · 5 months
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i don’t care if it’s the best movie ever made the only way ill be seeing wonka is if there’s a gun held to my head
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bigdickevans · 1 year
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the nukie video got me thinking about collecting, i don’t do much of it (i was born with the curse of constantly misplacing things) but i do have a small yet ever-growing collection of random snail/slug memorabilia (almost entirely gifted to me by friends on birthdays or holidays). i also like buying old pocketknives if i ever find them in secondhand stores, always with the intent to repair them but it uh. hasn’t happened yet lol.
i guess this is a long-winded way of saying i wanna know what you guys collect!! and even if you don’t intentionally collect things, what types of things do you display in your place, or just generally treasure? sorry man, hearing people talk about their passions is really fun :)
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bigdickevans · 1 year
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i feel like playing the guessing game with internet micro-celebrities’ politics is kind of useless and will only make you more upset than it’s worth but maybe im just a dumbass
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bigdickevans · 10 months
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has anyone on rlmblr seen beau is afraid and if so can u let me know what u thought of it because you guys are the only people i trust
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bigdickevans · 1 year
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you don’t wanna see bones and all because you think it normalizes cannibalism. i don’t wanna see bones and all because i have an unjustified hatred for timothee chalamet. we are not the same.
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bigdickevans · 5 months
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i was wondering why that patreon picture of jay was affecting me so deeply and then i realized it’s bc he looks like young andy hurley aka my first boy girlfriend
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bigdickevans · 2 years
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giancarlo esposito has dedicated his life to serving cunt
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bigdickevans · 1 year
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homie i just wanted to learn who wrote the disney channel theme and now i’m crying what the fuck
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bigdickevans · 8 months
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do you think the chick from cobweb and the freak from malignant would have sleepovers and paint each others nails and complain about their siblings or
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bigdickevans · 9 months
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red white and royal blue doesn’t register as real to me. i dont even think there’s an actual movie i think it’s a poster someone made in Canva taped to the front of a cardboard box
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bigdickevans · 2 years
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i just wanna thank morbius and all the morbheads for making and maintaining the funniest joke of the year
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bigdickevans · 1 year
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not to be corny but im really grateful for all the friends and mutuals ive met through this blog, seeing you guys’ posts always make my day and im so proud of all the talented, funny people here <3
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bigdickevans · 11 months
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i went into The Boogeyman (2023) with no expectations but i ended up having a lot of fun! i wish david dastmalchian was in it for longer but the creature design was neat and sophie thatcher ruled
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bigdickevans · 2 years
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i got to see gerard’s slutty slutty thighs live but at what cost...
(covid)
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bigdickevans · 2 years
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middle aged whores.... oh how I love you (gerard way wore a cheerleading costume)
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bigdickevans · 1 year
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i watched smile and wrote down my live reaction if anyone cares lol. long story short it was better than i thought it would be, the death/spooky effects were fun but it was kinda heavy handed with the mental health commentary
i went into this thinking it would be funny bad but. goddammit. ok i liked the opening.
the fucking back and forth shots of the main lady and the college girl’s faces, it set me up!!
then when it showed college girl had gotten up. idk man something about how empty and sterile the office is wigged me out even more.
and her cutting her neck was neato
at the title card now and alright goddamn it didn’t have to flash like that yeesh
oh also it sounds like this is just gonna be it follows but with suicide instead of sex
lord they’re trying to do mental health commentary. great.
ugh if i end up liking this movie i’m gonna be embarrassed
that cat’s dead. and nooo i don’t know that because i checked doesthedogdie.com
i was hoping the cat would smile lmao
WAIT THE BOYFRIEND
WHO IS HE
SLKJFLKSDF IT’S A-TRAIN
i’ve decided this takes place in The Boys universe
sorry i got so distracted by a-train that i forgot to say that main lady seeing the dead girl in the dimly lit kitchen did freak me out.
we’re back to the mental health commentary.
why does the cat have such a big fucking bowl
Young cop(?) dude gives me the creeps.
Haha sassy black coworker!! very funny and cool el oh el
ooooo i liked her passing the rooms and having to backtrack
bro is vibing stop snapping
im so sorry but this carl actor has a really silly voice
i feel like this boss also looks familiar
oh he was in designated survivor ok
actually i’ve been kinda constipated so maybe if i watch this on the toilet i’ll shit myself and finally be free
jesus this lady just can’t stop breaking glasses
none of this would’ve happened if you just KEPT YOUR HOUSE WELL LIT
WAIT STOP EVERYTHING
YOUNG COP CREEP IS THE EMO GUY FROM JENNIFER’S BODY
wow what a cast
i sorta missed the whole bit where she listened to the recording and heard stuff, i was unclogging my toilet
main lady and blonde bitch are sisters?? wow that went straight over my head until now. i knew they had to be related in some way? but i kinda thought the husband and the main lady were siblings
dead cat moment
love that they felt the need to clarify it was her cat lmao
when the boy picked it up it looked like really bad cgi
DAMN
TABLE SLAM KO
yeah babe sometimes you just gotta yell it out
SLKDFJLS THE PAIN ASSESSMENT CHART
im sorry… mental health preachy message aside, are you telling me the fiance had to look up the fact that mental illness can be hereditary??
for some reason i feel like the main character’s spiral happened way too fast
but to be fair i guess she does have that trauma with her mom, so maybe even though she works in healthcare she’d still be more susceptible to this line of thinking?
the number of times they say “crazy” in this movie is getting ridiculous
love a good smashed in head, i appreciate they didn’t add a loud noise with it considering the amount of jumpscares in this fucking thing
thank god horrible events always happen to artists so we can have ooky spooky drawings
these “coincidences” are so obviously connected it’s ludicrous that literally nobody noticed until now
I mean cops being inept is nothing new i guess
main character is being? unbelievably unreasonable here?? yes, calling a mental health professional is what you’re SUPPOSED to do when someone around you starts acting like this
i thought one of the whole points of this smile demon thing was that it could look like anyone? they haven’t really been utilizing that as much as i assumed they would which is a bummer
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
loved that moment with the sister at the car
it is kinda neat that the death has to be super dramatic so it inflicts as much trauma as possible
but also couldn’t you just do something traumatic that doesn’t involve murder or suicide?
like pretend you murdered someone or killed yourself in a crazy violent way in front of someone so they believe it happened, orchestrate a big practical joke
the demon voice is goofy
putting a knife that big up your sleeve seems like an atrocious idea
LMAO AWESOME DREAM
it’s like in chainsaw man. the whole door thing with denji. i’m not elaborating bc i don’t wanna spoil anyone.
the mom is kinda hot
lol i like how slowly rose closed the door
ooooooo!!!! suddenly tall mom!!!
i’m a tad disappointed with the monster design :/
HELL YEAH you thought a house fire could kill a demon?? lmaoooo
I TAKE IT BACK THE MONSTER DESIGN LOOKS RAD
rose the throat goat
hell yeah love a good person burning
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