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Who is the best cook? Who's the worst?

Kelly: I’m definitely the best cook.

Fred: No you aren’t! I’ve seen you burn MREs!

Kelly: So have you!

John: You’re both terrible cooks. Every time we let either of you cook during boot, you poisoned us.

Kelly: No we didn’t!

Fred: Yeah, I don’t remember that!

Linda: Remember Emerald Cove?

Fred: No.

John. No, you wouldn’t, because you two were unconscious the whole time with shellfish poisoning.

Kelly: Well that was whoever cooked the fish’s fault, not ours!

Linda: You guys were the ones who found and cooked the clams.

John: Linda is the best cook. Conversation over.

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