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istherewifiinhell · 5 months

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Okay watched the newest live action tf movie too. Has the monkey in it. It does not have the move accessable small focus appeal of bb movie... or the style. Rip to bad guys looking cool, nice while it lasted. completely watchable if you WANT a big cgi mess fess of tf tho. like. that sounds bad. were grading on a heavy scale okay, i havent like. BEEN watching the bay movies. but i was. alive. in 2007. ive seen some at least. youtube videos exist. i know what they did.

frankly the human characters might be better than the robits. honestly. recongizable arcs. and stakes. emotional weight. such things. not just like. ohh sure the transwarp key. oh your planet? was destroyed? will be destoryed? smth?

but yeah the cgi mess fess is at least good enough [caveat: as a person who can name all the characters from prev knowledge]. the monkey smashes a guys head in with a rock. 👍🏻

#some shit #its not called cisformers #techincally actually the human dialogue was probably better/more naturalistic in this one. bb movie has some. real. Bay™ shit in there #not horrible. just. noted.#OBVIOUSLY and forever if u want to see tfs fighting the big planet cruncher just watch 86 movie tho duhhhhh #riding the bb movie coatails on the character design and u dont even get to see the bot modes of the animal ones very well. SAD #modern action franchise film. alas #fun ENOUGH. THEY got a little smth for robot fucker reason to watch the movie. un peu.#like [mentions scene] 'that was... intimate right?' 'no yes it was.. something'#god. this movie ends with a fucking. BAIT for a diff toy franchise film universe. a Stupider one -> says the turtle tf fan.#okay. whatver. i think im getting sick. [like real illness] bleh. goodbye [might keep blogging]#wifi's media list

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