TMA x Hetalia crossovers are so good actually cuz the nations as a concept are pretty creepy if you think about it. Like you’re telling me that there are people who are not people out there that can know you deeply and fundamentally as a person and a timeline if you look into a certain one’s eyes? That have lived quite literally since the beginning of civilizations whom all the blessings and curses of humanity have been thrust upon?? Witnesses to our rise and downfall??? And they’re just OUT THERE?????

In the Magnus Institute there is a hallway lined with portraits of important founders and sponsors only one of which is a painting done in the 1800s of a young man with green eyes and the thickest eyebrows. A portrait that looks suspiciously like the guy who pops in from time to time to have private meetings with Elias. Must be a descendant.

I headcanon that countries faces can’t be digitally recorded in any matter and if they are photographed they become blurry and distorted or obscured by a conveniently passing object or person so the only way they can be portrayed is through drawings. Anyways read Changing Face by Slovenskych on ao3 it gave me so many brainworms that I’m this close to mailing them my hospital bill :)

HERE’S THE TEA

Been sad abt working…I miiiiight be losing my job…MIND YOU, I just started at the end of July🤦🏾‍♀️ I’ve just been getting g 1 day a week for 4hrs😬 and the pay isn’t great. But I checked the schedule and I’m not in to work this whole week😬 and the next one I work is sept. 2nd and it’s still 4 hrs😭

And also school🤦🏾‍♀️ I STILL haven’t registered for my classes😬 school start in like 2weeks. I just haven’t had a way to get up there(the school) and I’ve sent 2 emails and I haven’t heard back. So I have no choice but to go up there. And I know I’m gonna have to come out of pocket for my classes even though I have financial aid. AND I HAVE NO MONEY.

It’s really been stressing me out and making me feel overwhelmed. Like to the point where everything else is bothering tf out of me. Like, if I have to repeat myself ot you has me “huh??” Or like it’s too hot, I literally feel the urge to say the meanest things to ppl😭 I DONT BTW. I’ve just been feeling overstimulated and that feeling is making every little thing irritate me😭

Now for the boy drama🤦🏾‍♀️ ngl, I’ve rambled abt this guy before if yall remember. He’s the guy that told me 20mins before he was supposed to pick me up, that he was going back w his ex…yeah…DONT HATE ME BUT I MISS HIM😭

I fucked up and went back to his hinge profile to see if he’s been active still…HE IS😭 AND HE CHANGED HIS PICS AND HE LOOK FINEEEEE ASF😭 so tempted to absolutely FOLD and hit him up🤦🏾‍♀️ but I know that he only wants to have sex w me and nothing else😭

I also told the white dude that I went out w last week that I politely decline his offer for ANYTHING. And the guy that messages weren’t going through…yeah I still haven’t heard from him😭 and I texted the guy that I slept otp w that I have hmu in a min bc I wasn’t doing good mentally. Which is half true😬 I went out w white dude and slept w the messages not going through guy. And also he wasn’t giving me NOTHING. Like he was taking too long to text back and now he’s “too tired “ to get otp, soooo🤷🏾‍♀️

I’m getting g a new roster. There’s a guy tryna hook up tn buuut, I’m not going. 1st bc I’m guessing he’s hoping I’ll come over to his place andddd, ion do that on the 1st meet. Car stuff only. Then if it was cool and we were vibing, THEN I’ll go to your place. I gotta trust you a lil 1st.

Then there’s another guy who surprisingly lives in my town. He wants to meet up this Friday. I hope he has a car to take me out or w.e bc I REFUSE to spend money to see ANY man🤷🏾‍♀️ I DONT EVEN HAVE MONEY TO SPEND😭

Some other guy asked me out on a date…idk cause I’m not really attracted to him😬

WHERE ARE THE WOMEN ATTTTT😭 IM SICK OF THE GUYS🤦🏾‍♀️ I WANT PUSSSSSYYYY😤

Trying to pull for my counterfeit joestar and he’s just not acting right😔 BUT YOU ARE SO RIGHT BUTING THAT STAR WOULD MAKE HIM BLUE SCREEN AND THEN ABSOLUTELY DESTROY YOU😩 I was just reading a thing about his clone fucking everywhere he can, like imagine albedo just muttering away at his desk and you come to bring him food bc fucking remember to eat and not overwork yourself 🙄 and he’s like “ that you I appreciate it, by the way can you help me with something?” And it’s him testing new potions on you😔 like if your the traveler he will be constantly dragging you into your teapot bc he can fuck you as loud as he wants there👀 I feel like he has a nice dick idk he was scientifically made to be perfect so his dick gotta be the same nice length with a good girth that makes you stare in shock like “ this mf was just hiding that??” I do adore unhinged possessive albedo who will fuck you in-front of his clone to show that your his and into he can fuck you like this…. BUT IM FOR THE STREETS SO IM PLACEING MYSELF INTO HIS AND KAEYA’S CAPABLE HANDS🥰 like they’re so mean bc kaeya likes to tease you and albedo is like how can He make you unravel the fastest. Like kaeya telling bc you how good you are and how well your taking him and albedo using his mouth to absolutely break you and he is gunna stare you dead in the eyes the whole time he sucks at eye contact any other time but when he’s fucking you he wants to see evey face you make. This mf the type to a look at you and slide it in slow

“ your doing so well for me love,just keep taking it for me.”

Like he makes people flustered on purpose bc he’s brutally honest and doesn’t get social cues so your teasing himself like “awwww you starring pretty hard, you like what you se😏” he will look you DEAD IN THE FUCKING EYE without missing a beat and be like

“ yes I do, seeing you like this makes me want to take you over that table right now and make you cum until your crying 😐”

And you’re sitting there slack jawed like,,,, hello?? And when you turn into a human tomato he’s like “??? You asked??? Is it not appropriate to talk about my desires?” DGDHDJ like he’s so open and honest you don’t need to guess what he’s thinking bc he will just say shit. Rip if you try and seduce him bc he will either not get it, get it and completely ignore you to see how far you will go, or sigh, get up from his desk and put your legs over his shoulders and just keep going until your begging him to slow down trying to grab his hands that are gripping your waist for dear life and this little shit will just smile and say” isn’t this what you asked for? You’ll take everything I have to give you” like possibly a breeding kink??👀just more about filling you up and watching it drip out of you. Like albedo is NASTY I can tell oh my god my chest hurts😭 he will do shit that has you covering your face bc where tf did he learn that?? Once again inviting Kaeya over to help you go dumb, like he knows Kaeya has the height so you can have a size kink as a treat🥰🥰 but since he’s not coming home I’m just gunna eat out sucrose infront of him while he’s like tied to a chair like nah you can’t get get anything bc your bad😤😤

omg how many wishes have you spent already? YOU STILL HAVE TIMEEEEEE!!!

theres just something abt albedo and his clone mmmmm,,,, hehehe like yes to fucking the clone and super yes to albedo getting jealous and hate-fucking because of his jealousy of the clone.... yeah! (that kinda reminds me of the xiaos..... kinda need to get raw dogged by both of them tbh)

DO NOTTTTT COME HERE TALKING TO ME ABOUT FUCKING KAEYA AND ALBEDO AT THE SAME TIME bc i will become the nastiest person on the planet..... there's just something about them sighhh

your albedo is so cute, i honestly never thought too much about him other than his ties to khaenriah but now im starting to understand the albedo love.... i truly am... from an albedo lore stan to an albedo love stan..... wow

nawrrrr albedo is NASTY i know he enjoys finishing inside and he literally cums buckets LMFAOOOOOO like it would be everywhere and he'd be so fascinated w it and probably would end up fingering it back into you.... you know,,,, for science~

also i knowwwww hed probs lose his mind in that chair LMAO like RIP the ties and break it.... ooooooh-

BLCD Review: Koisuru Ryuu no Shima

Title: Koisuru Ryuu no Shima

Release Date: 2020/07/31

Author/Artist: Chishanomi

Cast:

Shingaki Tarusuke x Saitou Souma

Matsumoto Yasunori

Synopsis: In front of Nishino, who had graduated from high school and was spending his days with part-time jobs to pay for his sister's treatment, “Destiny” appeared. After being abducted by a tall, white-haired man with overwhelming pressure named Byakuya (seems like he’s a legendary dragon that has been living since ancient times), in no time, he was stripped off his clothes and had sex that blew his mind. With his sister’s medical expenses as the condition, Nishino was being kept by Byakuya, which made his repulsion growing. However, seeing the usually cold Byakuya who become lustful and engrossed toward him during sex, Nishino’s heart starts fluttering…?!

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Dang, what is with Chishanomi with the shady prequels and the bomb-ass sequels?! 😂 I’ve actually listened to this way back in 2020 right after I listened to Tasogare Outfocus, but I wasn’t myself back then, so I planned to listen to it again once things have calmed down. Yes, I admit that I did cry the first time after getting to know their backstory, but I can’t remember why and I also chucked it off to me having my period then. Boy, was I wrong. As soon as Nishino hit the water, everything came back to me just like how it did Nishino. 😭😭😭 Poor Byakuya and his doragon. 😞 Anyway, at least they’re both happy now and Nishino ain’t be dying anytime soon. But I do ship Nishino with Shigematsu which is sad. 

I loved the plot. I thought Chishanomi was going the full smutty fluff route like how they did in Shinkon-san, so Byakuya’s ass-chasing tale came as a complete shock to me. I definitely wasn’t prepared for that feels trip even on my second listen. Don’t you just love it when your smutty boys hit you with drama and then they turn out to be idiot-sons??? #BLESS

Now for the voice work,

THAT’S HOW YOU DROP IT LOW, SHINGAKI TARUSUKE

Hara Kazunori who??? I gotta admit, I did hear his Hara-san and Yashiro in the first few minutes, but when he shouted; “OSOI!”, I shut my mouth. Mans went two to three pitches lower than his Hara-san and he did it flawlessly and consistently! I believe that his Kite Eishirou is still even deeper than this, but it’s been a goddamn long time since I’ve heard him this deep in a BLCD. I guess Shingaki can’t sustain that low of a pitch when his speed is slower since Hara-san’s was slower and Byakuya’s was faster. Kite’s was also faster, so I guess he has more chances of getting good breaths of air. I’m already set on naming this as his best role of 2020, but we still have Eto Irokoi Zoushi in this log~ If I had to choose between his Shizuma-kun and Byakuya, though, Byakuya would be the obvious winner. 🤭

Saitou Souma, on the other hand, did what he always did which was fucking slay everything duh. I’m going to run out of praises for him at this point. If he’s not winning best seiyuu this year, someone’s gonna catch these  🔪🔪🔪. Also, was he cast in this because he did Theo??? You lie if you say that KoisuRyuu didn’t remind you of Theo because the dynamic is a little similar and the character designs are more so. 😂 Like this one better, though, because it was funny and 🔥🔥🔥. 

Y’all thought that our main pair is the main course of this review?

Well, y’all thought wrong!

I didn’t bother to look at the full cast-list even after listening to it once, so I had no idea who was playing Shigematsu. I had always assumed that it was Tadokoro Hinata, but when I heard his voice the second time—

WHAT AN UTTER CLOWN. HOW DID I NOT RECOGNIZE HIM THE FIRST TIME???!!!

YOUS DON’T UNDERSTAND. MATSUMOTO YASUNORI IS A PIONEER OF THE BL INDUSTRY. HE’S A GEN 0 FOR GODSAKES! HE’S THE OG WHALE UKE!!! If y’all haven’t watched Joker, Mirage of Blaze, Seikamatsu★Darling, and Gravitation, we can’t be friends. 😤 If it wasn’t for him and a few others, the BL anime scene might not even exist! Also, this legend was the one who voiced Mochizuki-kun in the Boku no Sexual Harassment BLCDs! He actually also has a very wide range speaking of Boku no SekuHara. Imagine his upper range is Sasanuma Akira and his lower range is Yasumoto Hiroki! #BLESS 

The last BLCD he’s starred in was in 2003 in Muteki and he was last cast as a supporting character in 2011 in Flesh and Blood—he’s been away for a whole ten years!!! 😭😭😭 Damn, I’d be shaking in my boots if I was Saitou Souma. *ahem* Veteran fan-girling aside, of course Matsumoto Yasunori delivered! He may just be a supporting character in this BLCD, but that doesn’t discount the fact that he’s a veteran of the general voice acting industry! I thought that I couldn’t love this BLCD more, but then they came in with Matsumoto-san. 😩 Now this is how you use budget for casting, Movic!

This BLCD had stellar plot and phenomenal casting choice and voice work! However, I have to say that the organization of the events/dialogue are quite different from the manga. There were also a lot of added dialogue, and I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t stumbling to catch up with the BLCD especially since there were some words that they were using that I wasn’t familiar about. Don’t let this stop you, though. The addends weren’t really major, so as long as you know the story, listening to this would be okay. More like, please listen to it! This definitely has a good chance in winning chil-chil’s 2021 awards and for good reason!