So it turns out I missed our standard's birthday.... They turned 28 last Tuesday... Because why bother keeping up on things....

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johnathan: yeah i was in a punk band out of my garage back in the day we were called weed compersion haha

jounes: who has never talked to dude 1 in his life: shut the hell up, Bitch. everyone had a punk band out of their garage called weed compersion back in the day. i had one. my jeffery Nephew had one. my friend Philip won't shut the fuck up about it. He Is Always Hollering to be left alone so he can practice with his. that's why philip's a cunt and nobody likes him.

joghnnathann: i'm sorry to hear about this philip character and his clitoris and would like to have sex with this jeffery nephew

joenes: thank you for the gold, stranger. so anyway my point is everyone had their own weed compersion. i think my mom even technically had one, got it from a friend. so anyway for a little while we tried to make a little utopia of rock stars and the idea was we'd go around and call each-other out like if it was you and the dudes people would refer to you collectively as weed compersion or whatever. but the problem was everyone was fucking using that name so saying "alonso of weed compersion" didn't mean anything important other than "alonso". so then we were like "well then let's have a way of differentiating between different bands of the name weed compersion" but then everyone wanted to be counted as weed compersion 1 so a huge fucking war broke out, every band against every other band. then everyone realized that if they won they'd be socially ostracized and they couldn't actually force the other bands to take actions like respect their supremacy, and invented diplomacy. they were all a bunch of state ideology cucks who weren't stirnervaxxed and makhnopilled so i had to think of a way to say we don't need to have this huge bureaucracy decide everything each collective does without saying anything about individualism or tyranny of the majority. so i suggested we federate some aspects of management towards the soviet band-superego councilsand they liked the idea so much they all unilaterally declared themselves microstates, fighting for land which led to the whole capitalist system you see today, and basically, you are a fucking idiot. fools like you will not be suffered life

John: you and jeffery and friends were in a band together?

Johns: what? no. you fuccing moron. you didn't understand a thing i said. you weren't even listening. fuckf you.

some sadboy on rym: oh crap are we talking about trout milk mouse's best selling hit ambient electrorock avant-garde ep, "a punk band out of their/my garage (back in the day we were) called weed compersion (back in the day)?"

redeagle911 at least 2 months later: don't let the lieberals use this "weed compersion" fad to trick you into forgetting 9/11

I missed the esc key so badly, I found a toggle to make Microstation function similarly to CAD when I hit it...

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