Tumgik
#friend failtopia
cuddlefishiez · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
10 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 26 days
Text
A library of Failtopia text posts
Currently trying to clear out the overflowing stash of text posts I have saved, and I’ve still got dozens left to go, this series is eternal
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Previous volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/748213263005876224/a-sample-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
10 notes · View notes
malrightnao · 10 months
Note
Apologies for not sending an ask sooner, I was a bit nervous to, but I have an idea: I wanted to see if you could draw Friend and/or Floop, possibly. :]
Tumblr media
ty for your ask, and no worry ! anyways, some miscellaneous Friend doodles (featuring little floop in scythe/boat form at the bottom)
23 notes · View notes
cosmo-production · 2 months
Text
ranting/reivew the failtopia season 2 cast's canon outfits (my opinions, these just the design wore during the finale battle) starting with the greenhorne gang + mar
mar:
im confilcted on his look becuase one hand it fits his character perfectly but on the other its kinda bland that the starting outfit is the one he keeps. mar isn't really a standout guy. His whole gimmick is how bland and apathetic he is to this weird and wacky world he lives so this basic look fits him really well; it really appeals the real Mario with a role as "the everyman" or jack of all trades. I would love for him to wear the hero chef outfit as an upgrade because the base colors fit the mar's color pallet but add gold as the accent color, but it does seem too flashy for his taste, and the suit has a small tinge of overdesign.
Orion:
Orion has a similar case to his friend when comes to outfit, yes on the character side of things, it does fit well, but from a design standpoint, it doesn't really work as well, I could talk about how the color palette is bloated or the design is incohesive but THATS THE POINT it's NOT SUPPOSED to LOOK GOOD. if we're to give a rating it would just be a comically large question mark
shrimp:
so the heart look is actually really good with only problem being that there was a cyan palette that would work well, but the pink does stand out a lot more in contrast to the body, your eyes are gonna be draw to the mouth so the outfit being so cute aesthetic wise to contrast the uneasy feeling the mouth gives off works in her favor, the small frame kinda covers up the over design issue you might have with it
friend:
friends' final outfit is solid, with a lot of character and style. At the same time, I preferred the pink look for them. Black doesn't feel like their type of color, but that's just nitpicking. the outfit is more priest than a cleric, but it fits with the friend's somewhat mysterious nature. "zone replacing Lee as the additional character on friend's face is something that mostly down to preface; it was one of friend's main selling points as a character but both work in there own way with zone being more separate and in line with the outfit but lee fits more with friends when it comes to symmetry.
5 notes · View notes
rosetheocto · 1 month
Text
My Rants and Reviews on the Failtopia S2 Finale Outfits!
this post was inspired by the one made by @cosmo-production so please check out their post too! my review is under the cut
Major Failtopia Season 2 spoilers ahead!
Tumblr media
Mar
yeah it’s the basic one, but i think that fits him! If I had to pick another outfit it would be the Pro one, but I genuinely can’t see him in anything else other than the boring chef outfit. I feel like if he wanted to change it he def could (I mean look at his imp outfit) but the basic chef outfit is very solid for him! If it ain’t broke don’t fix it! 7/10
Orion
I know the outfit is very clashing and has a bunch of colors, but in Dan’s defense: Orion’s makeup already has a bunch of colors, and when you look into it the colors the outfit has actually matches with the makeup a bit! and also, I kinda wish Dan didn’t have the makeup be as out there for the sake of those drawing fanart, but at the same time this is Daniel Failboat. Insane designs are expected. That being said though, I can’t change the clothes or makeup even if you forced me to. the context for it is just so freakin cute!! we all love great fathers in this household. He makes me wish I had a meaningful relationship with my dad. 6/10
Friend
I like it! I have a few minor gripes though. This may be a bit of a hot take, but I don’t like Zone (the hat) or Ship (the staff). Not in the Finale at least. I think Friend should’ve removed them both to show that they’ve moved on and don’t need something like Lee anymore. Symbolism and character arcs and all that other fancy stuff idk. Also I like that she looks more like a priest than a Cleric, it makes sense! He’s really religious in-universe and their war cry is literally “die, sinner :)”, so I don’t have any problems with that! As much as I like her in purple, he looks oddly good in a black and white outfit too! 8/10
Shrimp
listen guys I’m sorry but her outfit kinda sucks.. the bright pink hearts don’t really give off the same vibes as her first outfit did.. I get where Dan was coming from with it but I just personally don’t like the design :((
I think that he should’ve went with the emo goth outfit for her instead, especially since it fit her more and the fandom latched onto it like a moth to a light, but that’s just me. it gets a free half point for matching up with Bill though, 3.5/10
Erica
look I love it but the actual armor part is so overdesigned. I hate drawing that thing. that’s my only problem though the rest of her outfit is cool as hell!! Let’s go lesbians. 8/10
(and this doesn’t really count for anything, but don’t like her weapon, again I get the idea Dan, but she realistically would NOT use the giant arm 😭)
Chi
This kind of outfit fits her so well omfg. The stupid bowtie? The short sleeves and general lack of lab safety?? The triangle patterns??? It all just screams “Chi” to me! Thank you Miitopia for creating this outfit. Flawless. 10/10
(also another weapon mention, her using the ketchup bottle in the finale?? as someone who is obsessed with S1 of this series, Daniel, ty sm for including that.)
C!Failboat
the catsuit is very boring, but it is also very iconic. I like it. I’d give it a solid 7/10. But I don’t wanna talk about that one. I wanna talk about his outfit when using the Power of the Scythe.
Tumblr media
oh my lord. this outfit. this is not me dunking on Daniel or Wafferscotch at all, I genuinely love their art and content!! but like. you’re telling me this man saved the universe in tracksuit sweatpants and an open button up shirt WITH HIS OWN MERCH ON??? He killed god in the Bee Movie shoes?? The Piss Adidas??? It just. doesn’t really fit the Miitopia vibes to me, and I think this could’ve been better as an outfit for ACNH. It could’ve looked much worse, but still. I think it’s a 3/10
Bo
perfect. love the callback to Rose (and I mean, they’re very similar characters, so it makes sense!) She also looks cool af in a suit. her new look can be strange at first but you 100% get used to it with time. And her multiclass was just chefs kiss. Absolute goddess, let’s go lesbians. 10/10
Chat
very good. very iconic. so glad this series came out before the Kirby Era cuz i think the lips would’ve ruined it. 10/10
Big Bill
It looks really comfortable!! I want this robe irl, I like the patterns! I surprisingly really like the pink for Bill! It stands out compared the rest of his appearance and I think that’s really cool!! the dark blue also fits him really well!! Half point bonus for matching with Shrimp. 9.5/10
Void
GOD TIER!! PEAK DESIGN!!! We all love Void in this household. 20/10
3 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 2 months
Text
A sample of Failtopia text posts
You know, I put a lot of effort into the composition of these things, keeping them easy on the eyes at a glance, making sure I use every character enough, et cetera. I wonder if anyone notices.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Previous volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/746462257499832320/a-storage-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
Next volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/750190030437433344/a-library-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
10 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 3 months
Text
A palette of Failtopia text posts
This entry marks a series first (and probably last) where I'm using a previous text post again, but I thought of an even better joke for it that couldn't go to waste.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Previous volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/743874616337039360/a-barrage-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
Next volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/746462257499832320/a-storage-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
11 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 3 months
Text
A barrage of Failtopia text posts
I intended to wait longer after the last one, but I stumbled onto a gold mine of templates and had to use them immediately
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Previous volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/742964629462974464/an-armada-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
Next volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/745150186681139200/a-palette-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
9 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 1 month
Text
Top 5 Therapy-Needers in Failtopia
5.
Chin "Chi" Kid. This girl went through the horrors of saving the entire world twice, got beaten up more than most other characters on both of those journeys, and was placed on the frontlines for an uncountable number of extremely dangerous fights (the primary cause of my previous point). She was locked in a dungeon for a month and had her face implanted on a feral beast, twice in a row for both of those things, and was almost completely alone for three years between these journeys, heavily implying that she's been alone her entire life. This all happens when she's 15-18. What the fuck.
4.
Deko. He may be one of the least remembered character stories in the entire series, but the story he has is horrible. He, a sixteen y/o, decided to submit himself to an unethical experiment to give himself superpowers he felt insecure about lacking, which resulted in him being trapped in the role of an Imp (a literal monster), and bound by the gods to battle for the world with some blond guy he hates. Then, he finds out that there's an alternate universe version of himself who lives a happy and normal life, all because he didn't make the same stupid mistake he himself did. This acts as his 'redemption arc', but if that happened to me, I'd take a very long time to even recover.
3.
Erica. You all know why, but I'll break it down anyways. She has no personal life to speak of, and fully immerses herself in work she doesn't even really enjoy, watching a majority of her coworkers die horribly, partially because she couldn't save them. Then, she joins a somewhat-functional team for the first time, and allows herself to make a genuine connection or two - which are then ripped away from her as soon as the journey ends, leaving her with the same overworking nightmare of a life she had before. This time, she feels the need to abandon a core personality trait, her caution, for the sake of taking out her deeply-bottled-up anger on anything that moves. Because of this, she struggles even harder to make personal connections, and can't bring herself to call almost anyone her friend, or get the concept of death off her mind for two seconds.
2.
Friend. Imagine having a little guy magically attached to your face, by accident, clearly a lost soul who needs all the help he can get. As a Cleric, helping random people is your literal job, and you're a naturally kind person, so of course you care for this stranger! He might be corrupting your mind to increase your aggression, sure, but that's a normal side effect, probably. You miss him when he suddenly disappears. Then, you finally find him again, and he reveals himself as a genocidal demon who intends to reinvent the world for the sake of a revenge plot you can't even comprehend. But you have to comprehend it, because it's partially your fault that he got this far. Not only that, but he's had a clear effect on your mental state, and you start using inanimate objects to cope with his absence, out of sheer desperation. This man has left an irreversible mark on your psyche, and even then, you were entirely expendable to him.
Honourable mentions go to Failboat, Simple Bob, Rose, Orion + Slapo Oopsie, and Bo. Mar does not make the list because he's already been through his three years of therapy, he doesn't need it.
1.
Shrimp. She was abandoned by her father in her vulnerable teenage years, and she has no reason to know he feels bad for it. Due to this lack of protection, many of the awful people in her age range take the opportunity to bully her, mainly over her greatest dream of singing, which they hate that she has. They do everything they can to make her believe her singing talent, one of the only things she has left in her life, is worth nothing, and it gets more than verbal. It's heavily implied that the reason she has an unfixable chipped tooth is because these bullies got violent, and this also gives reason to believe they bullied more than her dreams and talents, they tore into her for her very appearance too. As a result of this, she's left with no option than to abandon her home, just like her dad did, and flee to the unfamiliar surface, hoping she can do anything up there while knowing nothing about it. Her home is behind her now, she has to join a battle party trying to save the entire world just to get by. It's here, where she finds a found family she adores, but they can't replace what she's lost. She still doesn't have a single friend her age, and relies on random adults to survive out here. I don't think it's a coincidence that she has so much fan content, and enough trauma to match it, literally everyone wants this girl to have some happiness.
5 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 5 months
Text
An assortment of Failtopia text posts
I totalled the amount of text posts each character has, and this is my attempt to balance it out a little. Erica and Chi have dozens more than basically everyone else.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Previous volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/735622725848219648/a-cavalcade-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
Next volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/740136786365431808/an-assault-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
13 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 9 months
Text
The Final Fight of Failtopia Season 2
This thing is always somewhere on my mind, and what better way to get my thoughts out than a sleep-deprived Tumblr text post that only one person will actually read?
Lee's Left Hand - Literally just Shrimp, Orion, and Bill hyping each other up over and over again until the enemy is dead. I don't have all that much to say about this one, but the found family dynamics are impeccable as always! All three of these characters are intensely dedicated to supporting those that surround them, oftentimes through their talents, and the events of the fight are a perfect example of this, even if they're too self-explanatory for me to provide any insight on.
Lee's Right Hand - I'm mostly just writing this post to talk about the ending of this one. Chi doesn't have the defence to withstand the blast, because her true class is the Mage, not the Scientist, but she was dedicated enough to follow her passion anyways, and fix her relationship with Erica in the process. This worked wonders, and results in Erica becoming so angry at Chi's fall, for reasons relating to her previous parties' deaths as well as her usual protector instinct for Chi, that she attacks four times in a row and ends the fight, in the coolest way she can. Bo, meanwhile, immediately revives herself twice in just this fight, and gets help from her teammates on her lower damage output, proving that her ghost powers are very much useful, and just as Erica said before, she can literally never die.
Darkest Lord Lee - Chat is a force of nature and shoots everything down upon sight without a hint of strategy, except for all their trademark Cool dodging, perfectly fitting for their usual 'genuinely trying to help, with unnecessarily violent methods'. Failboat isn't in his element, because he still has no idea what the hell is going on at any time, but he has the raw talent and friendships to get him through the fight. Friend carries everyone with their healing and reviving, as always - even when they don't actually need to, they're looking out for their teammate's health. Mar is another good healer, but once he's too slow on the draw to save Chat, he immediately avenges them by taking Lee down with a simple frying pan to the face - the exact same attack to defeat him in the previous final battle. He's taken his awful past, and used it to take down an even greater evil, and the motivation for the attack was entirely selfless.
Of course, every single word of what I just said was entirely coincidental, there's no way to control how an Autobattle plays out - but as Failtopia has shown time and time again, the game is scripted.
21 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 10 months
Text
A surplus of Failtopia text posts
I had nothing prepared for Daniel Failboat’s birthday, so take double the usual amount of brainrot
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Previous volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/725383765033140224/failtopia-text-posts-erica-chi-edition?source=share
Next volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/726926093879263232/too-many-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
21 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 10 months
Text
Even more Failtopia text posts
Whenever I feel like I’m not posting here enough, this seems like a good solution
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Previous volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/723631537104486400/more-failtopia-text-posts?source=share
Next volume:
https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/725383765033140224/failtopia-text-posts-erica-chi-edition?source=share
21 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 7 months
Text
Failtopia LGBTQ+ Headcanons
If you, a member of this fandom, somehow have a problem with me doing this, fuck off immediately.
This is a comprehensive list of what I'm currently thinking, I will update this list whenever I remember to.
All of these headcanons vary on how sure I am of them, feel free to provide an argument against one you disagree with, if you want!
Sexuality -> Gender -> Pronouns
Failboat - Straight, cis man, he/him
Simple Bob - Bisexual polyamorous, transmasc, he/him
Smuk - Biromantic asexual polyamorous, cis man, he/they
Erica - Demisexual lesbian, cis woman, she/they
Deko - Pansexual, demiboy, he/they
Chi - Pansexual, gender-nonconforming cis woman, she/neos (this doesn't fit in any category, but she's also intersex)
Lanc - Omnisexual, transfem, she/any
Rose - Bisexual polyamorous, cis woman, she/her
Pirahnyawn - Panromantic asexual, agender, he/any
Joker - “Straight”, transmasc, he/him
Mar - Gay man, agender, any pronouns
Orion - Bisexual polyamorous, cis man, he/him
Friend - Aromantic allosexual, genderfluid, any pronouns
Shrimp - Sapphic (Not yet realised), transfem, she/they
Bo - Lesbian, transfem, she/her
Chat - Aromantic asexual, agender, they/them
Big Bill - Aromantic asexual, transmasc, he/him
Slapo - Unlabeled, non-binary (Not yet realised), she/they
Petunyawn - Questioning, cis girl, she/her
Hank/Lee/Floop - Gay man, cis man, he/him
14 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 2 months
Note
As much as I love eribo as a ship, I'm surprised that Erica/Friend never really took off. There's a lot of potential there, romantic or platonic! Consider Erica, knowing how important having a healer is, fighting tooth & nail to keep Friend alive, knowing that they will return the favor !! Or the two of them just constantly worrying abt each other; Erica doesn't want Friend to fall into the same (metaphorical) hole that she did, while Friend tries desperately to pull her out of said hole . I'm going feral here
Wait, hold on, I actually have a whole essay about Friendica I never posted. It was intended for a video detailing the appeal of every ship, but since I'm probably not finishing it, may as well repurpose one of my favourite parts of it.
Unfortunately, Tumblr will not let me post that long of a paragraph in a single answer, so here's a link to a google doc containing it:
With all that being said, I'm not an active shipper because I headcanon Friend as aromantic. (Not asexual, though, mainly because I do believe they had some form of attraction to Erica)
5 notes · View notes
gnomey22 · 5 months
Text
7 notes · View notes