#frank: im in love with eddie! surely this wont affect me in any negative way!
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shoutout to Frank, he's gonna fall for / has fallen for the most suspicious puppet in the neighborhood
#godspeed you funky homosexual your love interest is utterly fucked#and by proxy so are you! probably#frank: im in love with eddie! surely this wont affect me in any negative way!#meanwhile eddie is in the corner with a clock-themed leitmotif playing in the background#man im RABID im going RABID#i feel like the 'honey. youve got a big storm coming *snap*' meme#i mean its directed at Everyone but oh man oh man. franklydear is gonna be so much more insane than i suspected huh#like yeah obviously it was gonna go hard#but mmmmm man man man. eddie eddie eddie. its getting real and i suspect none of us will survive#no we will! we'll come out of it haunted and bloodsplattered and so so happy about it#good luck with your romance frank you're gonna need it#absolutely unprompted#welcome home#franklydear#i love how two days ago i was on the fence about eddie being That Sus#i mean obviously he had something going on#but now? choo choo the Something Extremely Fucked Is Going On With The Mailman train has left the station!#and is barreling towards a wall at mach 12#if i were the main detective in a crime movie#id be restringing my entire corkboard and putting eddie and sally at the center. mainly eddie tbh#move over wally there's a new Something Is Seriously Wrong With You guy in town#rn by comparison wally is so so Unsuspicious#thumbs up and grinning! and shaking slightly in fear!#frank bby i wish you luck in these trying - hopefully very fruity - times
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