i'm captivated by the way he speaks. (they're called machicolations, for reference.)
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Bdubs: now, i don't have the lava yet, but: we're gonna sacrifice some good looks for some very important safety measures. those—now, in a real castle they call those, uh, magi—machinellations! magica—magicalinalations! maginalations! magicallations! (giggles) they're murder holes? i think?