#florida man headlines but they’re just ‘percy jackson’ | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

boom33713 · 2 years

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not to be randomly talking about percy jackson but i’m randomly talking about percy jackson. do you think he has florida man vibes. do you think he has florida man vibes that combine with his new yorker vibes and creates the worst amalgamation of vibes you’ve ever seen. do you think people see him on the streets in the hottest ass weather you’ve ever felt with 60+% humidity and wearing a hoodie and jeans and they’re just like “wow your vibes are awful”.

#humidity probably has like. the opposite effect on him #and with his (somewhat) resistance to both sides of the temperature spectrum?? holy shit #i dont actually know what new york vibes are but i know for a fact percy probably emits florida vibes #he’d destroy your lifeforce and sanity bc another camper was like ‘lmao u wouldnt’ and he was like ‘bet’#hurricane comes directly his way and you just see him on the street buying dunkin donuts munchkins or w/e theyre called #people hear about the shit he gets up to and are horrified every time #florida man headlines but they’re just ‘percy jackson’#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #pjo #hoo #but also you KNOW he would hate those publix cookies

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