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dragonladdie · 3 years

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Thra creatures that have Black Air Force energy(in no particular order)

I'm so out of pocket for this

Starting off with the Arathim, more specifically the Spitters.

There are two types of Spitters(at least, shown in the shows): Poison and Silk. Poison Spitters barf up a venom which can cause blindness, while Silk Spitters spit a ropy silk material which could be used in combat to ensnare their enemies.

They're also a hive mind which means they can come together to form faces, which is not okay in any shape or form and if I saw a bunch of spiders in my house pull this I would simply dip off the face of the earth.

Next up are peeper beetles.

This scorpion with extra steps eats mainly small animals, and, as you may have guessed from the name; eyes. Honestly I don't have anything else to say about this. It just gives me the Ick.

Third, we have fizzgigs.

These meth head pomeranians have a mouth full of razor sharp teeth and make absolutely ungodly sounds. Since their fat little legs are too small to get them anywhere they move around by rolling. They'll also run fades for no other reason than to be a dick.

Next is the Garthim

And uh...

I think we all know about the Garthim

Finally we have the rakkida, which are crackdogs the size of a horse with vestigial wings and teeth so big they can't ever close their mouths completely.

I was gonna make a joke about how with legs like that they could make it onto the front page of Vogue but honestly? This shit isn't even funny, because there's no telling these mfs don't Run Shit over there

The fact that they also have a pair of vestigial wings means that these bitches could once FLY and that just awakens a whole new vault of fear for me

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