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More cleo / haley (cley? Halo?) Headcanons pleaseeee <3

idk i'm obsessed with cley it sounds so funny. THANK U FOR ASKING THO ask and you shall receive

haley + cleo headcanons

cleo is taller than (my version) of haley but they don't have that massive of a height difference. i get 5'5-5'6 energy from haley and cleo's around 5'8 (which was kinda pushing it for a runway model). but w/ boots cleo is 2 inches taller. actually kinda pisses haley off when cleo calls her tiny to be a little shit and uses her as an elbow rest

anyone else remember nohra's cal because we established that cleo and cal hate each other even though haley and alex are good friends. haley forces cleo to go on double dates with them once in a while knowing it'll make cleo miserable but it never ends well. can't take either of them anywhere

cleo would never get back into modeling but feels comfortable enough to model for haley so she can practice her photography u_u i hc that haley and emily start a small clothing shop and use cleo to model some of their stuff for their website and cleo is happy to do it for free

cleo actually likes pda but only with haley. she's really smug abt it too bc after dealing with coming to terms with her lesbianism she has a lot of pride in how much she loves her gf. haley also likes being shown off because cleo just likes going LOOK HOW FUCKING PERFECT MY GIRLFRIEND IS. she has selfies or pictures of haley as her lock and home screens' wallpaper

already mentioned this but haley and cleo pretended to date first since i loved this to all the boys i've ever loved AU with her and took some snippets of it. basically they got together bc haley doesn't wanna make her friendship with alex awkward even though he actually has no interest in her. but then cleo did write a sort of break up song about haley bc they break up during their fake relationship (because cleo can't really fathom having real feelings for the person she likes since she's spent her whole life dating men she disliked). haley rightfully gets upset since they have a huge falling out over it but cleo takes it pretty bad and writes the song out of spite. i wasn't going to add a breakup arc until i heard the song woke up by marceline and did a double take. and to be honest sometimes she still performs it while they're dating cuz she was like "sorry this was a banger idk." she wrote haley a love song after to make up for it though </3

cleo realized she had genuine feelings for haley (sorry for being predictable) during her 8 heart event. something abt seeing haley go from being like "ew you smell like fish you're disgusting" to not caring about falling in the mud since she's having a good time gave her a heart attack. but her opinion about haley first changed drastically during her 6 heart event when she helped haley find her bracelet and haley thanks her where she thinks "oh she's not that bad"

after everything settles though and their feelings are pretty clear haley is the one who gives cleo the bouquet instead of the typical farmer gives bachelorette a bouquet. it inspired cleo to eventually take up basic gardening so she could grow sunflowers for haley all by herself and give them to her in the summer

haley sometimes begs cleo to let her do her makeup and dress her. their styles are so different that cleo would never be caught wearing anything haley does but she loves haley too much to say no sometimes so she just gives up on fighting it. haley tries to dress her in stuff that does fit her style but likes testing cleo's patience with cutesy clothing (which always ends with "if you weren't my girlfriend i'd blow my lid rn because this outfit's so ugly"). it's okay though because haley lets cleo play around with her hair

cleo didn't come to pelican town with her bass from her previous band since she smashed it into pieces. she didn't play for a while out of insecurity but when haley learned about it she ended up pitching the idea to sam to get cleo a bass she pointed out liking when they were hanging out. it was her feast of the winter star gift and cleo almost cried u_u. so basically we can thank sam but more importantly haley for helping her get her groove back

speaking of which tho haley is sam's band's biggest fan only cuz her gf is in it. she acts like a groupie and attends all their events and even wears the merch. cheers loudest at every single concert and is always at the front of the venue so she gets the best view even if she fucking hates seeing sebastian on the keyboard (my haley also hates him LOL)

i honestly feel like there's more but i'm forgetting it... BUT THAT'S ALL THAT I COULD REMEMBER and this post got really long. ty for the ask tho it makes me happy to see ppl interested in my disaster lesbians <:]

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lifeisforthealive · 3 years

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So I'm watching Camp Rock again for the first time since the only time I saw it when it premiered, and (no word of a lie) I did NOT like it when it first came out (I knew even then), but I'm watching it because, you know, Tik Tok, and...

I have so many feelings and I cannot stop laughing because I am sO UNCOMFORTABLE

1) OK so why does Mitchie wake up and PRETEND to play these instruments she own and assumedly actually knows how to play

2) that's honestly been my number one grievance

3) the dancing is so bad

4) there isn't as much singing as there should be? In my opinion?

5) Caitlin is all like "check me out" and just hits some keys on a computer and random sounds come out? Like check out what, your computer? But also Caitlin is obviously cool and is one of the best dancers

6) Tess is awkward when she moves or dances is not talented ok I said it

7) Demi's voice slays, there is no denying. But she is awkward af and I think she agrees (tbh the material is not a lot to work with)

8) Those tight ass pants Joe when he struts what were you or they even thinking I can't 🤣🤣🤣

9) the lies I am so eMBARRASSED

10) Caitlin stop trying Mitchie is the worst

11) Mitchie you're not actually the worst but Caitlin calling you out was SO ON POINT

13) The adults in this movie are not trying at all. They know what this movie is.

14) PAJAMA JAM WTF just call it the paJAM still terrible but somehow better

15) Caitlin slamming it with that insult THE OTHER LEMMINGS fuck yeah girl

16) I didn't mean for this to turn into a live post but work was rough this week and it's Friday afternoon in COVID

17) No one believes you are playing that piano, Caitlin

18) Joe Jonas is a good at throwing that shady look I CANNOT 🤣

19) That was a lame insult. You go, Demi

20) How is it final jam already? It's been a WEEK

21) Why is everyone wearing pants in the summer I literally cannot believe that. Why is no one going in the lake.

22) On that note that outfit Caitlin wore during Joe's dance class was just....WHY

23) I remember Peggy's song being a banger and I can't wait

24) What was the conversation like about Joe being like the only one in the movie? Do his brothers resent him? Did they? If anyone has not seen Nick in Scream Queens they are missing OUT

25) They're really playing "Start the Party" again???? I still feel like the party never started the first time! There are like five songs in this movie wtf

26) I'm having a lot of fun, though. Lots of laughs. Definitely doing this for CR2

27) Wow there were def some sex vibes when he said that line about getting in the boat

28) I'm not high or drunk. Felt that should be said now. I did eat 4 slices of cheese, though.

29) I mean, she did lie a LOT, but kids are so mean.

30) I was not a Joe girl back then but I totally get it and surprised myself with that. I should have been a Joe girl.

31) Nevermind he did that weird twitchy mic thing and I'm embarrassed.

32) Kevin that hair was TERRIBLE

33) Nick with them curls nevermind Nick 4eva

34) JOE WAS TRYING TO HARD TO ACT WHEN DEMI ADMITTED HER MOM ISN'T WHO SHE SAID SHE WAS HIS FACE BEHIND DEMI

35) Why are we out here shaming people who can't afford an assumedly thousand dollar camp?!?!

36) Omg check your privilege, Joe character

37) Why did we think this terribly straightened scene hair was hot? Why were Panic! the only people who could pull it off?!

38) I want to hide from Joe's monologue omg

39) Poor Demi's mom!!! #teamConnie how do you deal with your daughter lying about you like that?! She took it way too well

40) WHY ARE YOU WEARING LONG SLEEVES IT IS SUMMER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY I DOUBT THERE IS ANY AC

41) GO OFF, DEMI

42) Peggy what are you DOINGGGGG

43) Demi what are those green slouch boots. NO.

44) Why are you playing dress up NEXT TO THE LAKE?!

45) The way Demi said "mom...don't" just had me CHOKING

46) OK but like come on onnnnnnn with this bracelet shit

47) Aussie boy dropping hints about the END of final jam I see you Mr obvi

48) Nick was not havin this movie

49) OK, this Tess song is a lowkey jam. Not my favorite, but way better than the other Tess song

50) really underwhelming choreography again. She sort of just takes long strides across the stage for every song

51) OK SHE WAS BASICALLY DONE WITH HER SONG DID WE REALLY NEED THAT RIDICULOUS GASP

52) YASSSSS MARGARET

53) why these flashbacks to things we just saw twenty minutes ago?! Why?! What purpose?!

54) i think I remembered this song once a couple of years ago but could not remember where it was from. Thank you, Peggy

55) no one can actually play instruments

56) omg I am actually almost crying for Peggy's moment

57) this song BOPS. That dance...jerks

58) wow Joe is so dreamy in that shot

59) why are Nick and Kevin even here tbh

60) really wish Caitlin like...did anything solo during Final Jam

What an experience. I'm drunk on secondhand embarrassment.

I'm immediately watching the sequel.

#camp rock #camp rock rewatch #dcom #disney channel original movie #nostalgia #shannon says

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Shonelle & Jen Do: Ghost House Review

Shonelle: I like the color thing going on. The music is lit.

Jen: I like this music. Chinese club bangers?

S: We should take a trip.

J: To China? Or to a strip club?

S: Both honestly.

J: I need that meme from El Dorado...Are these the same people that fucked earlier?

S: I think so? White folk look the same to me. (jk but also....) Rejected damn.

J: I mean he drives a creepy van so No country music... I agree

S: Why are they NOW realizing they shouldn't be in the car with strangers they met in a foreign country.

J: "Don't project your guilt on me," That's such a me thing to say.

J: Wait is his [main guy character] name Billy or is it Jim?

S: I think she was snuggling towards Billy but that’s Jim.

J: Ahhhhh okay

S: WHY WOULD YOU GO IN THE WOODS AT NIIIIGGGHTT

S: Is that thing being strangled??

S: What kind of artwork is that.

J: DON'T GO INTO THE CREEPY ABANDONED HOUSE THING IN THE WOODS WHY WHY ARE YOU GOING THERE

S: OH NAH

J: Welp everyone disappeare----WHAT WAS THAT

S: LOL THEY LEFT SAME.

J: you would be stupid not to

S: nah shes possessed bro leave herrrrrr Those people really did leave them. Wow. Thats actually so fucked.

J: yeahhhh. Rip Julie.

S: I thought there was a bag over her head but it was her hair oops

S: no stranger take her to a damn hospital....All ya'll about to die smh S: [Jim] He's so annoying omg RIP

J: Trust Gogo [taxi driver]

S: NAH SHES SCARED OMG

J: THE FUCK WAS IN HER THROAT

S: She's shouting at her face...that’s all shes doing right now

J: productive

S: welp back story time

J: So she haunts everyone cause she died in a fire that she set cause her mans was cheating with the maid

S: goals

J: OH THEY'RE THAI WE'RE FUCKEN RACISTS

S: OUR BAD OUR BAD. WHY DONT THEY EVER LISTEN DOES THAT BITCH IN HER THROAT LOOK LIKE YELLOW FEVER TO YOU?

J: wait I thought monks weren't supposed to talk?

S: Some of them haven't reached that point I guess? If I woke up in a net I don't think i'd be as calm as she is right now. Oh never mind its gone now I guess.

J: I'm trapped in the closet cLOSET.

S: AYY THOSE BRACELETS WORKED. She's gonna eat their first born or something

J: I bet they're just protecting themselves

S: It did look kinda holy

J: But why does it look like they're praying to her

S: oh shit what if thats their plan???

S: He's about to throw down S: I love those little cross tattoos on girls wristsYesterday

J: GHOST SEX

S: OH NOS: oh no AGAIN. SHE TOOK THE BRACELET OFF. UGHHHHHH but also 😉 LOL NAH BITCH YOU AIN’T INVITED. THIS IS NOT A THREESOME

J: damn talk about a cock block. It's almost seems like she was a sacrifice

S: oh man I hate water ghosts....I’m so mad at her for removing those bracelets man.

J: She's got a death wish.

S: OH NAH OH NAH NAH RUN BITCH. I don't even feel bad for her at this point come on man where did she go??

J: [Ghost is currently on fire in a dark hallway] Aesthetic.

S: FLAMES ROARING.

J: Much Beyonce vibes.

S: Please stay where you are.

J: Are they still in Thailand?

S: Yep. Yes, fight in the airport thats soooo wise.

J: I'm so confused. This plot line is weird

S: very much so. All this to fix one girl. Listen dude there are plenty of fish in the sea. PLENTY. I like this song. My eyes are burning from all these color changes for some reason though. Epilepsy warning fyi.

J: This scene is really aesthetically pleasingMeS: Agreed.

S: He's probably smoking the best weed ever.

J: trapLOOOORDDD. He probably makes it snow all the time and he looks like Santa so it makes sense.

S: That room probably smells like sex, sweat, and drugs. HO HO HO WHERES THE HOE. Its like it follows with the sex demon!

S: He literally can't move either damn She's in a dark ass room by herself too

J: ewww why you so close for?

S: nothing to worry about my ass

S: the sleepy drug is kicking in so get ready for a LOOPY REVIEW FOR THE REST OF THE MOVIE FOLKS.

I was gonna say she was so pale but like... white people lol

J: She looks dead. She need some MILK.

S: A whole ass glass. Why was he about to shoot him what

J: You really think the traplord doesn't have a gun? Gogo's kindaaaa cute. This reminds me of the car scene in The Babadook

S: This movie is stressing me out. I hate little children in horror movies .NOOOOOO WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE CAAAARRR

J: Agreed. SHES BEHIND YOUUU. EWWW THOSE NAILS SHE PUT HER NASTY CRUSTY ASS GHOST FINGERS ALLL THE WAY DOWN JULIE’S THROAT.

S: Please buy me dinner first.

J: Spontaneous human combustion... this movie has everything.

S: is that her hair oh nah it can cling onto thingsI hate this so much.

J: She looks like the girl from the well. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU REACHING OUT TO THE HOE

S: Are we supposed to feel bad for the ghost lady? I mean she’s kind of taking over peoples bodies and what not without their consent.

J: I think thats what they were going for? Wait she speaks English? Blood sacrifice. Check. Epilepsy warning pt 2.

S: Ew. That was unpleasant to look at. Oh shit she’s dead.

J: Not cute. THEY FUCKING RELEASED HER?

S: WELP. Help him. HELP HIM. WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING

J: HE CUT HIS FINGER. HOLY SHIT.

S: Lol asian ghost lady spider man

J: WHERE DID SHE GO??

S: This movie is a hot mess. Here we go again. Jumpscare? Yep.

J: Gogo really just almost died over some strangers. This wasn’t even scary. Just confusing.

S: Agreed.

*************

What We Disliked:

Shonelle: The plot was a mess. They tried to make it make sense but it was... all over the place.

Jen: I agree the plot line was kind of hard to follow but added way too many unnecessary twists and turns that didn’t make sense and made the movie just feel like it was dragging on forever before the climax scene. This also made for many plot holes and unanswered questions. I also just didn’t like the acting and didn’t find it scary.

What We Liked:

Shonelle: I liked how the movie was creepy. I feel like if I was watching this by myself in the dark I definitely would have jumped and had to have a cartoon playing in the background while I slept.

Jen: The thing that really stuck the most out to me was the cinematography of the movie. The director played a lot with lights vs. darks and neon type colors, however I was not so much a fan of the constant switching through different scenes rapidly. While it made sense as a way of showing the hallucinatory state of being possessed, it made for quite an eye sore.

Overall Thoughts:

Shonelle: I think it was interesting! I would probably recommend watching this at a sleepover with your friends late at night. Maybe even drunk too.

Jen: I found it to be kind of mediocre overall, but I agree this would make for a very fun drunk watch with friends.

Score:

Shonelle: 5/10

Jen:4.5/10

#shonelle #jen #pop culture mondays #Shonelle & Jen Do Mondays

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jifsy · 7 years

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7 Tips to Help Get You Through Airport Security Lines Faster

The airport struggle is real

Whether you travel frequently or once every few years, we all want to get through airport security lines faster. There’s nothing like planning for a big trip, arriving at the airport, and feeling completely deflated once you spot the security line is nearly out the door.

What can you do to get through airport security lines faster? Here are a few of my tips:

Passport and paper ticket

Have All of Your Information Handy

Prepare beforehand and have your driver’s license or passport and ticket in your hand and ready to go when you hit the TSA line. I always feel frustrated when I’m in line and I have to watch people fumble through their belongings as if they never thought they would need to show an ID and their ticket.

TSG Tip: Pack these items in the outer pocket of your carry on bag and double check not only that they’re there, but that you know where they are before you leave for the airport. Then once you arrive, put them in your hand and enter the TSA line.

Prepare in Advance for Waiting in Line

If you know you’re going to the airport, then you know you’re going through security.

Put your jewelry in your carry on, including necklaces and bracelets, which makes for one less thing to take off and lose in the airport.

Wear shoes that you can slip on and off easily and please, please — wear socks so your feet don’t touch the dirty ground.

Don't put your items in bins and walk away from them until you see them enter the scanner. TSA is there to screen, not supervise your belongings. Click To Tweet

Once at the airport:

Remove your 3-1-1 bag and have it out to go in the bin. I usually place it on top of my carry on while I prepare to remove the next item.

Remove your laptop or tablet and have it ready to go in its own bin to go through the scanner.

While you wait in line for your turn, this would be the best place to start taking off your coat, belt, and anything else that you know TSA will ask you to remove.

Only grab a bin when you’re next in line. Grabbing them when you’re far back in line is pointless, but yes, I’ve seen this happen.

You don’t have to put your large bag on the non-rolling portion of security screening and then slide it through. Seriously — you can wait until the rolling portion to do this.

Don’t put your items in bins and walk away from them until you see them enter the scanner. TSA is there to screen, not supervise your belongings.

Reusable water bottles

Don’t Bring a Beverage into Line with You

Even though you’d think by now everyone knows this, you can’t bring beverages through security. Drinking a coffee or a bottle of water? Finish it before you get into line. Don’t leave bottled water in your bag because TSA will find it and you’ll have to dispose it anyway. This, of course, will cause a delay to those waiting in line behind you.

TSG Tip: Don’t try and be sneaky and think you can sneak in your own bottled water. They have huge scanning machines, remember?

3-1-1 bag

Observe the 3-1-1 Rule

Don’t know what this is? Simply put, you can bring a quart-sized bag of liquids, aerosols, gels, creams, and pastes each measuring up to 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) with you through security. Anything bigger has to go in a checked bag or it will get confiscated by airport security. Don’t believe me? Try it and watch how quickly your beauty products end up in the garbage. Do it correctly and you’ll whizz right through security.

I like to use my Birchbox samples when I travel to see not only if I like the product, but because they're perfectly sized for travel.Click To Tweet

TSG Tip: Buy a Ziploc bag and refillable tubes that you can get at almost any department or drug store and fill them with your shampoo, conditioner, and other beauty products. I like to use my Birchbox samples when I travel to see not only if I like the product, but because they’re perfectly sized for travel.

Cosmetics bag

Avoid Thinking You Can Outsmart TSA

Some people think that if they just hide something inside their carry on, TSA won’t find it. While TSA often gets a bad rap for performance, these hard working men and women try their hardest to help us travel safely. Having said that, don’t attempt to hide things don’t fall under their allowed items and think that you will get away with it with airport security.

In May of this year I flew in and out of Manchester Airport after the bombing at the Ariana Grande concert. The security agents at the Manchester Airport were more thorough than I have experienced at any airport in my life. They thoroughly inspected every section of my entire bag, including my cosmetics bag. I admit that I’ve become somewhat lax about putting makeup in my 3-1-1 bag, but they weren’t having it. Everything came out that could be considered liquid including small sample sizes of perfume, mascara, and my travel sized toothpaste.

Things you can’t bring through airport security in your carry on bag: This exhaustive list filled with some obvious and not so obvious items is from the TSA website. Enjoy!

Ammunition, axes and hatchets, bang snaps, baseball bats, BB guns, bear bangers, bear spray, billy clubs, black jacks, blasting caps, bows and arrows, brass knuckles, butane, canoe/kayak paddles, cast iron skillets, cattle prods, chlorine for pools and spas, cigar cutters, compressed air guns, corkscrews with blade, crampons, cricket bats, crowbars, drill and drill bits, dynamite, engine-powered equipment with residual fuel, English Christmas crackers, fire extinguishers and other compressed gas cylinders, firearms, firecracker, fireworks, flammable liquid, gel, or aerosol paint, flammable paints, flare guns, flares, foam toy sword, fuels, gas torches, gasoline, gel-type candles, golf clubs, gun lighters, gun powder, hammers, hand grenades, heating pad (gel), hiking poles, hockey sticks, ice axes/picks, knives, kubatons, lacrosse sticks, leatherman tools, lighter fluid, liquid bleach, martial arts weapons, meat cleavers, medical marijuana, metal detector, microwave, Nerf guns, night sticks, nunchucks, parts of guns and firearms, party poppers, pellet guns, pepper spray, pocket knife, pool cues, propane, razor-type blades, realistic replicas of explosives or firearms or incendiaries, recreational oxygen, rifles, sabers, safety razor with blades, Samsung Galaxy Note 7, saws, screwdriver longer than 7 inches, self-defense sprays, shoe/snow spikes, ski poles, small compressed gas cartridges, snow cleats, sparklers, spear guns, spillable batteries, spray paint, spray starch, squirt guns/water guns, starter pistols, strike-anywhere matches, stun guns/shocking devices, swords, tear gas, tent spikes, throwing stars, tools, torch lighters, turpentine and paint thinner, vehicle airbags, walking sticks.

Don’t be a clown

Don’t Make Jokes About Airport Security

There’s always one jokester among us, but this is not the time to make jokes of any kind about security and about what you may or not be packing in your carry on bag. Airport security doesn’t take this lightly and you and your bad sense of humor could end up arrested and missing your flight altogether. So don’t be a clown and save the jokes for another time and place.

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Apply for TSA Pre-Check and/or Global Entry

Hate having to take off your shoes or having to remove your laptop and liquids from your bag? Then apply for either TSA Pre-Check or Global Entry and you’ll skip the long lines each and every time you fly. TSA Pre-Check, which costs $85 for a 5-year membership, allows you to skip the lines without needing to remove your shoes, laptops, liquids, belts, and light jackets. Global Entry, which allows you to enter the United States through automatic kiosks at selected airports, is $100 and includes TSA Pre-Check eligibility through TSA security checkpoints.

I can say without hesitation that Global Entry was one of the best $100 I’ve ever spent, especially as I hate long lines.

TSG Tip: Wish it was different, but for safety and security reasons and the world we live in today, you’ll still need to remove your shoes, liquids, laptops, etc. when you travel internationally.

Busy airport

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migrately · 7 years

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7 Tips to Help Get You Through Airport Security Lines Faster

The airport struggle is real

What can you do to get through airport security lines faster? Here are a few of my tips:

Passport and paper ticket

Have All of Your Information Handy

Prepare in Advance for Waiting in Line

If you know you’re going to the airport, then you know you’re going through security.

Put your jewelry in your carry on, including necklaces and bracelets, which makes for one less thing to take off and lose in the airport.

Wear shoes that you can slip on and off easily and please, please — wear socks so your feet don’t touch the dirty ground.

Don't put your items in bins and walk away from them until you see them enter the scanner. TSA is there to screen, not supervise your belongings. Click To Tweet

Once at the airport:

Remove your 3-1-1 bag and have it out to go in the bin. I usually place it on top of my carry on while I prepare to remove the next item.

Remove your laptop or tablet and have it ready to go in its own bin to go through the scanner.

While you wait in line for your turn, this would be the best place to start taking off your coat, belt, and anything else that you know TSA will ask you to remove.

Only grab a bin when you’re next in line. Grabbing them when you’re far back in line is pointless, but yes, I’ve seen this happen.

You don’t have to put your large bag on the non-rolling portion of security screening and then slide it through. Seriously — you can wait until the rolling portion to do this.

Don’t put your items in bins and walk away from them until you see them enter the scanner. TSA is there to screen, not supervise your belongings.

Reusable water bottles

Don’t Bring a Beverage into Line with You

TSG Tip: Don’t try and be sneaky and think you can sneak in your own bottled water. They have huge scanning machines, remember?

3-1-1 bag

Observe the 3-1-1 Rule

I like to use my Birchbox samples when I travel to see not only if I like the product, but because they're perfectly sized for travel.Click To Tweet

Cosmetics bag

Avoid Thinking You Can Outsmart TSA

Things you can’t bring through airport security in your carry on bag: This exhaustive list filled with some obvious and not so obvious items is from the TSA website. Enjoy!

Don’t be a clown

Don’t Make Jokes About Airport Security

Image via Flickr by easysentri

Apply for TSA Pre-Check and/or Global Entry

I can say without hesitation that Global Entry was one of the best $100 I’ve ever spent, especially as I hate long lines.

TSG Tip: Wish it was different, but for safety and security reasons and the world we live in today, you’ll still need to remove your shoes, liquids, laptops, etc. when you travel internationally.

Busy airport

Have you read some of my other airport tips? What’s your favorite tip about airport security that you’d like to share? Love travel tips? Read more Travel Shop Girl travel tips here.

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Okay, clothes make the man. But accessories make the clothes. Some are just little fine-tuned adjustments, like jewelry or phone cases. But some accessories, like glasses, can completely change how your face looks. So it’s important to take care of the small things. An outfit is only as good as its worst detail. That’s why your accessory game always needs to be on point. The perfect accessory is the difference between a decent look and a straight up banger, and an imperfect accessory is a game-ruiner. That’s why we are gathered here today to make sure that your accoutrements stay flexing. I’d hate to see an otherwise perfect fit get ruined because you didn’t know how to accessorize. So without further ado… let’s get it.

1. Sunglasses

Arguably the most important of all accessories, glasses can complement your face or make you look totally messed up and weird. The shape is important. But so is the material and the color of the lens. Heavy acetate? Delicate titanium? Blue lens? These are all factors to consider. If you don’t know what shape to get for your face, a safe bet is always gonna be a rounded lenses. It complements pretty much any face, from oval to heart-shaped. Plus, it’s on-trend. If you don’t wanna go Full Quavo with some Versace stunners, that’s fine. I understand. You’re scared to make a statement. I get it. We’ll tone it down a little bit for ya.

High life: Carrera 126/S 49mm Sunglasses

These Carrera joints have a round 49mm lens with a smoky gray tint. There’s also a matte black option with kind of a purple-y lens, but I’d stick with the grey ones here — way more versatile.

$159.00 at Nordstrom.com

My life: Polaroid "1013S" 50mm Polarized Sunglasses

Did you know Polaroid made glasses? I guess it makes sense, since they’re in the optics business. This classic tortoiseshell frame goes with anything, and the lens is a tiny bit bigger than the Carrera at 50mm.

$65.00 at Nordstrom.com

2. Watches

Watches are slick as hell. The right watch is an easy way to take any semi-formal (or formal) fit to the next level. It may seem like a small thing, but that’s what accessories are all about — a tiny detail that pushes your outfit over the edge. I know, I know — watches are basically useless in this day and age. Even when I have a watch on, I just check the time on my phone out of habit. But they look good, guys. They LOOK GOOD. And that’s why we’re here. Not for function. Not for practicality. Not for any real-life reason. We’re here to look dope all the time. And to do that, you need a watch. Look at our man Sabir M. Peele from Men"s Style Pro up there. Without the watch, he’d look like a regular gym rat on his way to Crossfit. With the watch he looks like he on his way to negotiate a global sponsorship and then hit up an all-star game afterparty. You don’t have to spend your life savings on a watch, but don’t get a $10 Timex either.

High life: Movado S.E. Pilot Chronograph

Movado, not to be confused with Mavado, makes luxury watches with Swiss quartz movement, but for about ?" the price of a Rolex or less. This thing is clean as hell, and the 42mm case will sit nicely on your wrist, complementing almost any outfit from casual to formal.

$1,695.00 at Nordstrom.com My life: BREDA Belmont Slim Leather Strap Watch

I love the gray strap here. It’s super understated and would be mad easy to wear. The 40mm case will be a little more subtle than the Movado above. It’s got a quartz movement, too, and it’s about 1/20th the price of the Movado.

$70.00 at Nordstrom.com

3. Bags

What do y’all carry your stuff in? I was a backpack guy for the longest time. They’re comfy, easy to wear and can fit a ton of stuff. But there are certain occasions where wearing a schoolbag will make you look like a 5-year-old waiting for dad to pick him up after soccer practice. So yes, there are circumstances where a backpack is inappropriate, unfortunately. The upside is that there are a million other kinds of bags out there — you just gotta choose the one that works for you.

High life: Frye "Logan""Leather Briefcase

Frye is one of the first luxury brands I ever got into. I found a pair of Frye boots at the thrift store when I was a teenager and it was my introduction to well-made clothing. Those things are still kicking after like four resoles and this handsome-ass bag will last a lifetime too.

$578.00 at Nordstrom.com

My life: United By Blue Sequoia Organic Cotton Briefcase

Look at the colors on this one. Those creamy tones. The rich cognac leather straps. The deep navy lining. Really amazing color story overall. Canvas bags are a great alternative when you don’t wanna drop leather-bag-money.

$128.00 at Nordstrom.com

4. Tech

A good phone case shows attention to detail. It’s the tiniest thing, that doesn’t even serve a real purpose, but that’s exactly what’s important about it. If you show that you care about the smallest of detail, like what’s on the back of your phone, you’re showing that you place value on a cohesive look. And cohesion is the name of the game, my dudes. It’s all about how everything works together. This is up there with matching your belt to your shoes: it’s inconsequential, a lot of won’t notice and it won’t actually change how your day is going. But those who DO notice will be like, “Damn. He pays attention.” Show ‘em you care:

High life: Gucci Tiger iPhone 6 Case

Gucci has been absolutely destroying the game the past few years. Of course, I always had love for Gucci, but the past couple of seasons have been really next-level. This is how you can get your hands on some Gooch without taking out a second mortgage.

$270.00 at Nordstrom.com My life: HEX Focus Leather iPhone 6 Case

Simple. Nice colors. Great texture on the leather. Minimal branding. What more can I say? This thing is perfect.

$29.90 at Nordstrom.com

5. Jewelry

A lot of insecure losers say stuff like, “jewelry is only for women” or “jewelry isn’t manly.” That’s the kind of attitude that holds you back from truly enjoying yourself. First of all, no, jewelry is not just for women. Second of all, even if it was, and you choose to let society tell you what to wear or not, then you’re already losing. Third of all, jewelry is dope and it’s the ultimate way to flex. It’s the best way to say, “I’m wearing this just because it looks sick, and not for any practical purpose.” And spending tons of cash on something that, at the end of the day, is completely useless, is ballin’ as hell. HOWEVER. There is so much corny jewelry out there that it pays to be careful. Avoid the heavy, oxidized silver rings, a.k.a. the Sons of Anarchy look. Avoid the beaded Lenny Kravitz-lookin’ bracelets. DEFINITELY avoid anything made of wood. When it comes to jewels, you’ve got two options: silver and gold. That’s it. Nothing less. No costume jewelry. No brass. No plating. Solid silver or solid gold. Precious metals are worth spending a little bit more on. They’ll last longer, look better, tarnish less, and will actually hold some value down the road. And honestly, silver isn’t really all that expensive at the end of the day.

High life: David Yurman Pavé Tag

Wow. Flex. This is like a dogtag but absolutely flooded with jewels. This is your option if you want to straight-up blind everybody that looks at you in the club.

$2,915.00 at Nordstrom.com

My life: Miansai Dove Pendant Necklace

If you don’t care about branding or showing off, and you just want a clean, simple silver necklace, shoot for something like this. The quality is great, the design is actually super interesting, and it’s very affordable.

$145.00 at Nordstrom.com

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