do you fellas read “whm” as “white mage” proper or as “whummige”

thinking emet-selch is a barbie villain and not a final fantasy villain correctly vibe checks him as a type of male karen which makes it all the funnier when people talk about him as such even without knowing that in canon he

-is tens of thousands of years old -invented god -was the president of ancient greece -INVENTED IMPERIALISM!? -is gay -has canonically fucked -rebuilt his long lost ancient city at the bottom of the ocean and populated it with simulacrum of his dead countrymen like 3d printing minecraft and playing holographic sims but with depression -planned his death as the emperor to throw his empire into disarray on purpose, and then showed up a few months later in a younger body to scare his grandson shitless and reveal to him he’s the former president of the ancient greece no one has ever heard of and he only invented imperialism as part of his grand plan to bring back ancient greece -is a theatre kid

jesus-

single fathers in your area want YOU

to die to their intricate aoe patterns and ravenous pit animals

love how when emet-selch was introduced elidibus was like "varis you should listen to my super awesome super smart plan that can't go wrong i am literally doing all the heavy work for you all you gotta do is say the word man" and when varis just sat there brooding and hating emet-selch shows up and says "elidibus is literally so cringe and annoying but he's right his plan is super awesome and super smart you should do what he says otherwise you're super dumb and for the record i already think you are lol" and varis just shoots him

6.4

estinien: are you really going to be kept chained up here by baby chains for babies

azdaja: man you fucking suck at cheering people up that’s just like nidhogg

estinien, who is nidhogg:

girl who always brings food to raids and uses tinctures during buff windows without fail. girl with immaculate timeline. girl without a single damage down or vuln up stack. girl who perfectly resolves cachexia 2. girl who doesn’t die and doesn’t clip anyone with an aoe or a parasite cone. girl you can trust.

girl who brings no food or potions to raids. girl who constantly clips her gcd’s. girl with 5 consecutive damage downs and brink of death debuffs. girl who is cause of multiple wipes. girl who fucks up cachexia 2 and is there for the tank lb3 carry. girl who has cleared exactly once in the entire raid tier. girl you will find in multiple player blacklists.

hey, don’t cry. pako g’raha tia, ok?

L + ratio + grey parse + can’t weave ogcds + vote dismissed + out-dps’d by newbie machinist + dead static + never dance partnered + ast won’t give you buffs + your glam sucks

ascians can shapeshift. emet-selch COULD have had big naturals. you don't know.

yotsuyu survives nearly dying in stormblood and wakes up with the mystic eyes of death perception i’ll let someone else handle the aftermath

if you know you know

she took the heart of sabik in the divorce

*zenos voice* oho~, my dearest friend! though you ordered your mcdonald's burger without pickles, i nonetheless swiftly and cruelly ruined your meal by placing them between savory patty and bakèd bread. are you wroth at me?? positively incensed by my villainy?? then, wield your blade against me, for i swapped your regular coke for diet, too!!

me: i hope no one in this alliance roulette makes it weird

the alliance roulette:

g’raha tia’s overwhelming bisexuality