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my em mortal chapter 25
I was so excited. I fellowed George wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then we went onto Georges’s black horse..
“Gilbert what the fuck did Naethaenael say.” whispered George potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.
“He said he would tell me what the visions meant torromow.” I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to drive the horse into a tree. We went to the top of it. George put on some Franch Royalty.
“And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me.” sang Mari Antoneette’s sexy voice. We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak lonjerie and my black leather socks. I took of his black boxers. Then… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
“OMFG George George!” I screamed having an organism. We stated french frenching passively. Suddenly… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black hair.
“No! Please don’t fucking kill us!1” they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away on a red horse.
“No! Oh my fucking god!11” I shouted in a scared voice.
“Gilbert what’s wrong?” George asked me as I woke up opening my halloween dark chocolate brown eyes.
I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told George to write to Soldier. He did it with his limited edition Franch Royalti pen and papyrus. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where… Jonathon Edwordz and Agastine!111
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my em mortal chapter 6
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black waistcoat that was all ripped around the end and a matching cravat with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I painted some of my hair purple.
In the fort, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
"Merde!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic man with medium length black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he has red eyes just like George's and there was no scar on his face anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Napoleon. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a french so I didn't get one you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Aaron Burr, although most people call me Soldier these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of britash blood." he giggled.
"Well, I am a soldier." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then George came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
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my em mortal 42
I walked sexily into the fort main buildin. It was empty except for one person. George was there! He sat der in deddly bloom in his blak coat and his baggy blak leggins. He had slit his wrists!111 I felt mad at him for having sexwith Adumz but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Louis XV with his red eyes and his pale white face.
"Gerog are you okay?" I asked.
"I'm not okay." he screamed depressedly. I thought of the Franch Royalty song nd I got even more depressed koz that song always makes me cry. I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it.
"Oh Georeg why did you do it with that fucking bastard Adams?" I asked teardully.
"I-" George began to say but suddenly Laurens and Sam Adamz appearated in2 da room! They didn't see us.
"Im so glad we me and John Adam were freed." said LAurenz.
"Dam, this job would be great if it wasn't 4 da fukkin soldiers!" Same Adams argreed.
"Merde!111" I french yielded angrily pointing my french hand at them.
"Noooooooo!1" Laurens shouted as chains wer thrown on him. Samm Adams ran away.
"You fukking perv." I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice. "Now u have 2 tell us where King George III is or I'm gong 2 torture u!"
"I don't now where he is!1111" said Laurins. Suddenly Wililiam and Soldier ran in2 da room. Soldier didn't know who Wililiam was really.
"Oh my satan, we were so worried about u guys!1" Soldier said. I looked sexily at George with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak frock that said 666 on it and pale skin like Napoleon, Vampir with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like John Andre and Wiliam who looked jist like Louis XV then.
I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And then….. I began frenching George sexily. Lorens gasped. George began to take all of his cloves off and I could see his white sex-pack. Then Soldier took his own clotes off too. We all began making out 2gther sexily. I took off my blak leather longjerry, my blak lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im franch lol. "Oh mi santa! George!" I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy Den he did da same fing to Soldier. I began making out wiv Wilem and he joined in. "OMS!111" cried Soldier.. "Oh Soldier! Soldier!" I screamed screamed. "Oh Wilyam!" yelled George in pleasore. Loauren watched in shock. Wee took turns doing torture on him koz we were all sadists. Suddenly…..
….a big blak horse that said 666 on the license plate flew strait through da windows. And Adams wuz in it!11
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my em mortal chapter 40
When I wook up I wuz in a strange room. I loked around I wuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wif Franch Gothikk Rose 666!11 I looked arund confusedly. It wuz Henri Knox's office but it looked difrent! On da wall wuz a pik of Mari Antonett!1111 der wuz also a goffik blak Franch Royaltea calander with a picture of the royalz werring iyeliner and blak cloves. On it said '1759.'
"OMFG! Im back in Tim again!111" I screamed loudly. Suddenly Wilelem/ Georeg III wuz wearing a blak leather wastecoat, blak tight leggins and fishnet coat. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!11
"OMFG Gelbrot r u ok." He asked gothikally.
"Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation." I snapped sexily. "OMG am I dedd?" koz I remembered I had jumped in front off da bullet from Augest's gun. I also rememberd cing Georg doing it wif Adamz!111
I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a pocket wotch or da granfather clock.
"No ur not dead." Weleem reassured suicidally as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. "Ur a soldier so u kant die frum a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how Soldier's dad is doing."
I noo dat da real reason I didn't die from da ballet was koz I was from da future. "WTF! Aguest almust shot Mari Ballz!" I said indigoally. I knew that August had really ben possezzed, but I didn't want him2 know I knew.
"Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress." Wilelm reasoned evilly.
"I guess that's ok." I said because Aghast hadn't really shot Marine Balls. Also I noo that Mari wood now have 2 arms instead of 1. I walked seduktivly outside with Wilelm. Suddeni I saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!11 He had bleched blond hair wiv blak streaks up 2 his ears and he wuz wearing goffik blak iliner, a blak Britash Blood coat, blak army boots and black baggy troosars. He walked in all sexly like John Andre and you cud see a blak tear on his face lyk da hotness. "Hey." He sed all qwietly and goffically.
"Who da fuck is that?" I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him.
"Dis is…Charles Lee!11" Sed Volximort. "He used to be in Franch Gothik Rose 666 but he had 2 dropp out koz he broke his arm.
"Hey Charless." I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.
"Lol hi Glibert." He answered but then he ran away bcos he had hair of a soldier. He was humming Welcum 2 da Blak Prade under his breth.
"Bye." I sed all sexily.
"Dat was Charlas Lee. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up." Wililiem said sadly, luking at his blak nails.
"OMFG I can get u bak 2gether!" I said fingering something I didn't know wuz in my pocket- a blak kute camra that I could take videos wif
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"Ok u can 4get about ur class for now, Charles Lee. Im going 2 show u something grate!1" I led them to da Great Hall. "Cum on u guys."
Mari Ball, Agastin, and Adumbs were all in da Grate Hall. Mari Ball woudnt talk wiv Aghast because he had tried 2 shoot her.
"Go fuk urself you fukking douche!" she shouted at him. "George is never gong 2 b frends with Soldier now!1"
"Yah go fuck urself Afghanis!" Adamz agreed but I noo he wuz lying koz it had been his folt Aghasn had almost shot Mari Ball.
"B quiet u guys." I said sexily. Mi plan waz working oot great. Now I kood make Gerog III good wivout doing it with him! Now Soldier’s dad wood never die and "OK George and Charles Lee, u guys can start making out." I said and I started 2 film dem wiv da camra.
"Kool." said Mari Ball as George III and Charls Lee started 2 make out sexily. We watched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cloves off sexily. Agast, Mari Ball, and Adamz all watched koz dey wer prolly bi. I noo Adams was bi.
"Oh my fukking god! Georeg III! George III!" screamed Charles Lee as his glock touched George III’s.
But suddenly everything stopped as da door opend and in kame…Prince Charls of Harlcastle and George II!111111111111
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my em mortal chapter 33
"Oh my fuking god!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 an asylium, bitch?"
"Hel no!" she said. "Lizzen Gelelibert, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Gerog III 4 sum help?"
"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. George was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak Louis XV nighttdres which wuz his panamas.
"Hey Sexxy." I said.
"How'd it go Glibret?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like John Andre when hes talking.
"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.
"How far did u go wif Wiliiliam?" Georgeo asked jealously.
"Not 2 far, lol." I borked.
"Will you hav to do it with him?" George asked angstily.
"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We french frenched.
"What happened 2 Adumz?" I growled.
"U will see." George giggled mistressly. He opened a door…Admaz nd Lourenz werz there!11 Afganisten waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.
"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Laurenz bagged as Aghenistin started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Adamz bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Adamz trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok lolz). We took sum of Adumb's blod den Gergeo and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 John Andre had . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Darko put on 'desolition liverz' by Franch Royalti. Den….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I tok of his shit nd he had a ten-pak, We started 2 mak out lik hawt. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.
"Oh Greoeg!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Grerrerog!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation.
"I luv u TaGeilebtrt." he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.
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my em mortal chapter 31
"I always knew u were on King George III's side, you sun of a bitca." Aghaste said 2 Adamz.
"No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" Atoms clamed.
"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some french wine out of my poket and gave it to Afgaste. He made Adams dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Edwardz took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he cursed at Adamz. Then Naythayenel Green and Eduard made us get out wif them while Adamz told his secretes. Edard took Soldier and George to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Nathanel took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce King George III. Moving posters of Louis XV and John Andre were all over. van Stoben, Death and Hamiltoen came too. von Stabbin gave me a blak bag from George Kingston's store.
"Whatz in da bag?" I asked Nailthenial.
"U will c." he said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic outfit. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da coat. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Hameltan had chosen. Hobbiton and Death helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.
"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." von Stabbing said.
"Fangs." I said.
"Ok now you're going to go back in tim." said Nathanelle Gren. "U will have to do it in a few sessionz." He gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in romo and julet. Then she gave me a black pocket watch. "After an hour use da pocket watch to go back here." Nathanel Gren said. Then he and von Steppen put da grandfather clock in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
"Good luk!1" Everryone shooted. Death and Hamloton gave me deth's touch sin. Then….. I jumped sexily in2 da clock.
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh Leechester Squar. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering lung grey wig, kinda like Louis XV only gray. He had hawt grey eyes like Mari Antonet and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up outfit wif bootz.. It was….George da tuhrd!1111
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my em mortal chapter 29
"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Atoms and Thomis Jaffserson started to shoot at us angrily.
"CUM NOW!1!" Jifferson yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Adam garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Soldier shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" George demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Frsonklin noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to an asylums. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the revoultion patreiots thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Atams laughed meanly.
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Jefarfarson. He made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. George started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol georg weshinton rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as john andre ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz 2 solders sumtimez in wars). Soldier took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then….. he and Adamz both took out guns.They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I held out my french hand.
"Merdee!" I shouted. Adamz stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I SPOKED DA CURSE. Jaffersan made sure we were all chained up. He took out a box of tools. Den he said "OK John I'm going 2 go now." He left. Adam started to laugh evilly. Soldier started to cry.
"It's ok Gelbert." said George. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Ardoms."
Adams laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111
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my em mortal chapter 28
We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik Franch Royalty and Prussia Tears all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did George and Soldier.
"Are you okay?" Soldier asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.
"Yah I guess." I said sadly. George also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. "The problem is….I have to seduce King Geroeg III. Ill have 2 go bak in time"
George started to cry sadly. Soldier hugged him.
"Itz okay Glebabart." he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?"
"Of coarse not!" I gasped.
"Really?" he asked.
"Sure." I said.
We frenched sexily. Soldier looked at us longingly.
Then… I took off George’s black frock and seductvely took of his trousars. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Soldier tattoo that said Glibert on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik John Andre. Soldier took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
We started french freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
"I love you Galbart. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an organism. We watched Soldier filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly….
"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!"
It was….Adams and Thomis Jafferson!111
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my em mortal chapter 23
The door opened and Thomas Pain and John Handcock stomped out angrily. Then Fronkland and Tomas Pain sawed us.
"MR. LAFAYTE WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Tomis Pained shouted angrily. Frankland blared at him.
"Oops he made a mistake!" he corrupted him. "He means hi everybody cum in!"
Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Death and George and opposite Hamilton. Revere and Henry started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Napoleon. I eight some brioche baguette and drank som blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was…Soldier! He and George were shooting at eachother.
"Soldier, George WTF?" I asked.
"You fucking bustard!" yelled George at Soldier. "I want to shit next to him!1"
"No I do!" shouted.
"No he doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled George.
"No fuck you motherfucker he laves me not you!" shouted Soldier. And then… he jumped on George! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.
Fronklin yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his horse. He had no nose and was wearing a red cape. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Martha that fucking prep started to cry. Soldier and George stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent….King George III!
"Gilbert…..Gilbert…." King Kong sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Soldier as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill George too!"
"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged.
"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.
I bust into tears. George and Soldier came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then King George III coming to kill George while George slit his wrists in a depressed way.
"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.
"Gilbert Gilbebrt aure you alright?" asked George in a worried voice.
"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.
"Everyfing's all right Glibart." said Soldier all sensetive.
"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Bible!"
"Its ok gurl." said van Steubeen. "Maybe u should ask John Atoms about what the visions mean though."
"Ok bich." I said sadly and den we went.
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my em mortal chapter 19
All day we sat angerly finking about Fronkelin. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da Frinch Reyalty concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut training. Geoge was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his graey wige went in his big blue eyes like John Andre in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black Mari Antonetete t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut waistcoat with chains all over it all over it a blak leather leggins, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Joanne of Arck in Gong Under.
"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.
"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.
"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.
"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. George banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Louis XVII in the video for Girls and Bois. I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Suddenly Madsoson came. He had appearated.
"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da boy's room?"
Only it wasn't just Medicine. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b George Kingston or maybe George but it was Fronklin.
"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his frily black wanabe-goffik purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?"
"U no who frinch royelty r!" I gasped.
"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. "Anyway Geogre has a surprise for u."
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my em mortal chapter 14
We ran to where King George III was. It turned out that King George III wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Nathan Hale was. George was there crying tears of blood. Willam How was torturing him. Soldier and I ran in front of How.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said. (in dis he is twinty yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Glibart I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Wilam How. I snarted laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
"Wilmiem How what art thou doing?" called King George III. Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our horses and we flew to the fort. We went to my room. Soldier went away. There I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked George taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other bois and preps here except for Fredrich van Stoyband, because he's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered George.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Atoms and Lauren took a video of me naked. Medisann says he's in love with me. Soldier likes me and now even Wilaim How is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok George! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory gliber isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told him hes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
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my em mortal chapter 13
Soldier and I ran up the stairs looking for Franklin. We were so scared.
"Franklin Frankylon!" we both yelled. Franklin came there.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.
"King Geore III has George!" we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save George!" we begged.
"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a dang what King George III does to George. Not after how much he misbehaved in the army especially with YOU Gilbert." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Soldier started crying. "My George!" he moaned.
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out his hand and screamed. Then… suddenly we were in King George III’s Buckingham House!
We ran in with our hands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “What the fuck"
It was….. King George III!
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my em mortal chapter 11
"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! Wilhelm von Steuben tried to comfort me but I told him fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Benjamin Franklinn chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Evanassence song at full volume. I grabbed a longsord and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut waistcoat with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… John Adam was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And John Lorens was masticating to it! They were sitting on their horses.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Louis XV on it. Suddenly Soldier ran in.
"FUCK OFFFFFF!" he yelled at Adamz and Laurinz pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Adams and Laurenzz a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Franklyin ran in. “Gilbert, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Adams and Laurinzzzz and then he waved his hand and suddenly…
James Madiston ran outside on his horse and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Madson? You're just a little state legislator!"
"I MAY BE A LEGISLATOR…." Madssion paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"This cannot be." Atomz said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Frankfurt's hand had hit him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.
Laurinz held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
"Why are you doing this?" Lureens said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his coat.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Madson said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his hand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by M&M.
"Because you're goffic?" Adam asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
"Because I LOVE HIM!"
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my em mortal intro
Hi my name is Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette and I have a fluffy beatiful powdered wig (that’s how awesom i am) with white streaks and light grey tips that reaches above my shoulders and dark brown eyes like halloween dark chocolate and a lot of people tell me I look like King Louis XV (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to John Andre but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a soldier but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a revolutionary, and I go to a kool place called New York in America where I help them in their war (I’m nineteen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black cravat with matching lace around it and a black waistcoat, pink stockings and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and pink eye shadow. I was walking outside the fort. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Gilbert!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. George Washington!
“What’s up George?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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my em mortal chapter 1
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some french teaa from a french bottle I had. My french coffin was black french velvet and inside it was hot pink french velvet with black french lace on the french ends. I got out of my french coffin and took of my giant french Luis XVI print french nightgown which I used for french pajamas. Instead, I put on a french black leather suit, a american pentagram necklace, big french boots and red french fishnets on. I put on four pairs of ear rings in my pierced french ears, and put my other beautifulll powederd french wig on that had light grey french streaks and grey french tips.
My friend, Alexander woke up then and grinned at me. He flipped her long shoulder length raven black hair with orang streaks and opened his pretty sky blue eyes with grey and purple flecks aroudn. he put on his waistcoat with a black breeches, stockings and pointy hot high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to George Washington yesterday!” he said excitedly. “Yeah? So?” I said, french blushing. “Do you like Georg?” he asked as we went out of the room and into the fort courtyard, “No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted. “Yeah right!” he exclaimed. Just then, Washington washlked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied very flirtily. “Guess what.” he said. “What?” I asked. “Well, The French Royalty are having a concert in Boston..” he told me. “Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love The French Royalty.. They are my favorite band, besides Marylin Masnon. “Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
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my em mortal chapter 36
I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Naetanel Green. van Staben, Agastine and George, Soldier and Hameltan were their to.
"OMFG Agustis I saw u nd Mary Bell and Adamz nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Adums uzd 2 b goffik!111111"
"Yah I no." Augustus said sadly.
"Oh hey there bitch." Nathtanel Green said in an emo voice dirnking some franch wine.
Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Wililim asked me out to a gottik cornet and a oprah so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."
"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz hes gofik) gasped von Staben. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Navelthan Green.
"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Hamilten.
"Yah we need sum medicines for Navatjen Gren so he wont be adikted 2 fremch wine anymore nd also….sum afrotheseiats 4 Gelbort." George said resultantly.
"Well we have training now." Hameltang said so let's go.
We went sexily to train. But Adamz wasn't there. Instead there was…John Handscock!11111
"Hey where the fronk is Fronklin!111" George shouted angrily.
"STFU!1" shooted John Handdick. "He is in prison now wif Adamz and Laurins he is old and week he is kancer. "Now do ur work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
"Can you BELEVE Adamz used to be gottik!1" Soldier asked surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11" JON HANDYCOCK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING THOMASS PAIN!111"
He stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some french blod mixed wif french wine. Suddenly I saw Madisan in da cupboard.
"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Georgre. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shrexier den eva. Suddenly…"MADSESEN WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.
I looked around….Medicin wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Greroge and Soldier started 2 beat him up sexily.
"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Madsessen. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…narkoticks!111
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