#fairy is more surprising. I’m this close to writing multiple paragraphs on why
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I’ve known about the Walrus vs Fairy debate for about 11 minutes now and I’ve never been more angry in my life you’re all wrong and I’m taking it personally.
#walrus vs fairy#fairy is more surprising. I’m this close to writing multiple paragraphs on why#walrus is an initial shock and then I’m delighted and varying degrees of concerned while I make some calls#i see a fairy?? I’m fucking elated and I’m fucking terrified and both emotions are ongoing.#if I can classify a hereto undiscovered creature as a fairy upon opening my door by my cultural idea of what a fairy is#then I’m fucking panicking#bc there 800 varying rules and laws about fairies and I cannot off the top of my head know which ones to trust#I’d be terrified to speak a word lest it be twisted on me. do I let it in my house?#is letting it in my house a favor? an insult? basic manners?#I wouldn’t say it’s my Roman Empire but once in a while I think about fairy rules and get stressed tf out#even saying shit like no thank you can get you in a world of trouble#if I open the door to a walrus that’s crazy but I would reasonably know what to do about it#I’m having three crises at once if I see a fairy and at least one of those crises is about linguistics
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