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pcstan · 1 year

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So what are your headcanons regarding Shelly doing Martial Arts? (Like Karate or Kickboxing.)

Thank u for asking I totally forgot to include this in my headcanons post!!! A little cw for Skyler being mentioned and light angst.

1) She starts martial arts when she's fairly young, almost immediately after Stan is born because Sharon really thinks it will help her with her anger and rage problems. Shelly's immediately enthralled in the world of martial arts.

2) She will hit you if you call them martial arts and will correct you by saying "it's not MARTIAL arts it's THE arts." Elitist ass.

3) She's tried a lot of different arts in the past starting with Karate when she was younger and getting into more rough and combat adapted and actual damaging arts like Muay Thai.

4) Due to training in Muay Thai she can actually jump pretty high and always wanted to master the flying knee strike.

5) She would teach the girl scouts in her den self defense basics so imagine a group of 8 year olds spearheaded by a 13 year old learning how to throw someone to the ground in 1 simple move.

6) Now for the trauma. Skyler trying to force himself onto her was the first time she'd ever felt truly helpless. It wasn't that she couldn't beat him off of her but somehow her body felt frozen. She couldn't go to training for weeks after that because she felt weak and like she didn't deserve her high ranks.

7) When she got back into the arts she started kickboxing and continued training in it till she was older. She generally switched between arts often so she could be a little good at everything buy Muay Thai will always be her favourite.

8) When she's older she does a few courses in Muay Thai for kids and teens and 2 of her favourite students are Karen and Ike. Karen because she already knew her since she was born (imagine Kevin and Shelly are friends in this universe) and Ike because he's so brash and rowdy just like she was.

These are a few of them!!! Hope u like them 👉👈

#south park #shelly marsh #cw csa #excuse any grammarical errors please im too lazy to check rn 💔

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