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sinfulsunni · 2 months

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anyyywayyysss. totally unrelated to any previous posts or potential current WIPs (lie) I have a headcanon that izzy is like. ridiculously loud during sex. and I don’t just mean like, moaning and whimpering (which he does do) but like,,, have you heard how much that man swears? and how LOUD he can swear?? his unchallenged yelling prowess? you can NOT tell me that my man wouldn’t be the most noisy ass bottom alive in bed but in like the most aggressive way possible. if it almost sounds like he’s angry with you then you’re doing it right. just raging lustful screaming echoing for ten miles in every direction like “FUUUCKKKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK OH FUCKING SHIT - NGH - FUCK - DADDY - FUCK - JESUS FUCKING BALLS FUCKING HELL ED. 💖EDDIE ED EDEDEDDIEOHEDFUCK - NGHHH SHIT - AH-” etc etc you get the picture. the crew of the queen anne have never known a full nights sleep in their entire lives.

#everyone is shocked to take him to bed bc they expect him to be all gruff and stoic but he’s actually ridiculously talkative and loud #except the ‘talking’ part is just excessively loud curse words and violent animalistic yelling.#he legitimately sounds like he’s furious but that’s just how he handles being overwhelmed by pleasure #the only non-curse word to escape his lips during sex is Ed’s name <333 #(and yes I am still not recovering from the Eddie nickname being canon oh my god)#I was never really into the headcanon before but the moment he said it in the show I was like holy shit. I will never be the sam #I will now make this my entire personality.#he would say it so softly and reverently… eddie… eddie eddie Eddie…. Ed…#sunnyposting #ANYWAYS. normal again #izzy hands #ofmd

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