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#even swank cant take him seriously cause of how pinchable his cheeks are
cathartic-crypt · 1 month
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I love middle aged Benny headcanons but it think it is marginally funnier if Benny is mid 20s for 3 reasons:
Him at 17/18 taking over the Boot Riders and getting that god awful suit that he doesn’t event fill out yet (like it just started fitting as of the game)
His brain not being fully developed which does not help his canon INT stat of 3
You’re not my dad conversations between him and House that are supposed to be business oriented but Benny is getting pseudo grounded.
Also being a manlet and young is so funny seeing as he runs a casino and I bet he gets asked where his parents are by the other casinos as bullying cause he’s got chronic baby face.
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i had to drop everything i was doing to draw benny getting grounded. thank you for this
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