#even if they aren't they could be like conventionally unattractive and not Jason's type at all but he'll blush and be like | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

yourthirdparent · 1 year

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obsessed with the idea of a jasonlityerses friendship btw. you see lit's ass in the dark prophecy? i want him to be friends with jason. they spar together and jason loses every time because he gets distracted by how hot lit is. they lay on couches and one of them has their head in the other's lap while said other pets them. lit keeps getting nature valleyed cuz jason refuses to stop eating granola bars

#jason thinks lit is hot and keeps staring and getting distracted but like platonically yk like he doesn't have a crush on lit #he actually has a crush on percy whose attractiveness he's never noticed #this brand of jason just does not notice that his crushes are hot btw like he just does not notice #but like random bitches on the street? friends he's never had a single nonplatonic thought about? he thinks they're smoking hot #even if they aren't they could be like conventionally unattractive and not Jason's type at all but he'll blush and be like #'oh their hands are so nice hjfgjd FUCK sorry I slammed my foot on a table anyways the dimples on their back got me goin wild scbsfh'#jason grace #lityerses pjo #lityerses hoo #pjo #hoo #btw i had to copy this whole ass post from my bad posts sideblog because i didn't want to introduce that blog to the main blog ecosystem #by rbing it to move it here #i thought it was like a Bad Post or it would be misunderstood so it went on the Bad Posts sideblog #but really it was a banger tweet op moment and i should've had it here from the beginning #smh #sorry about all the tags rip #allfatherly guidance #nature valleyed cuz he's a demeter kid lmaoo he's the reaper of men as in farming he's getting granolaed lmaoooo

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