My entry for @spinchip 's DTIYS!!

It would be fantastic and inspired and incredibly sexy if Vex's animal form was supposed to be a falcon. No like hear me out.

The brainrot is real y'all

I'm so normal about them guys

It's your (my) favourite genocidal royals

Very funny when I make a post about Vex and Kori and someone comes into my notes joking about how they see the Emperor as like a little kid almost. Like yes hello that's a very valid interpretation but alas to me they make out sloppy style.

Why is he so babygirl

Oh first master I have so many thoughts about Vex but I do not have the time, energy nor skill I would need to properly convey them. He's just so... augh. Ugh. Mmmmmm. Blorbo. Sopping wet pathetic man. Genocidal babygirl. It's been said before about a million different men but FUCK I love/hate him so much.

LEFT HAND MAN (continued)

Next bit of this fic!

Vex finds himself alone, in a frozen wilderness with nothing but the clothes on his back, right back to where he started all those decades ago. Banishment is a mercy, he supposes. Death near-certain rather than imminent. This was the fate of many who opposed his emperor, was it not? ‘How ironic,’ he thinks bitterly. He’s not quite sure who or what his bitterness is directed at. The new — or rather old — emperor is a good candidate. His emperor has been barred from the realm itself, on threat of death if he attempts to return. There will be no mysterious stranger to save him from his fate this time. 

The wind bites into his cheeks, stings his flesh in a way it hasn't in so long. Under the Ice Emperor's power the winter never affected him. It was part of him, his own breath cold enough that it did not fog in the air. Now he shivers under his insufficient cloak.

He's been given mercy. He wonders, absently, just how influential Kori was on the final decision, if he had any say at all. 

"I won't protect you anymore," he'd said, his back turned, his fists clenched to his chest, as if still grasping his staff, ready to kill.

No. Though the Ice Emperor was not one for mercy, Kori would never let him die. But, then again, he'd denied the name, hadn't he? And Vex did not know this Zane quite as well.

Kori was his emperor, his confidante, his friend. Zane was a stranger from another realm, and there was no telling what he would have done, what he might have said, which direction he might have swayed the vote. All he knows is that Kori wanted to want him dead. 

He is pulled from these thoughts by a sudden, unexpected drop, and he finds himself face-first in the snow. He knows his emperor no longer commands this blizzard, but he can't help feeling like it's somehow intentional. Like Zane is taking his revenge from the foreign realm he came from. 

And… he deserves it, Vex supposes, surprised at himself for thinking so. But strangely enough he finds himself feeling… pity, for those who lost their lives this way. 

'Oh god, freezing is a terrible way to die, isn't it?'

He tries to pull himself to his feet, but his thoughts keep him tethered to the ground.

Why should he stand? Why bother? This is exactly what he deserves. He's spent the last lifetime carrying out his emperor's will. Kori's will.

Now, Kori wants him to die.

LEFT HAND MAN (Vex/IE fic) Part 1

This is my personal headcanon about what happened in the time period between Zane regaining his memory and the team going home. For context, "Kori" is "Ice" (氷) in Japanese, and @jerald-walker and I headcanon that Vex gave him the name (despite knowing his real name). Fic under the cut. (Also, Left Hand Man isn't necessarily the name of the fic itself. More of a general Vex/IE title that I use for everything, like my playlist).

The man who is no longer the Ice Emperor stands opposite the man who is no longer his royal advisor. “They are discussing your punishment,” he says, his voice still alien to his own ears. Vex’s head tilts up and the two lock eyes through the bars that separate them. “Are they, now? And why are you not with them?” “I… I requested a chance to speak with you — alone.” Vex raises a brow. “They trusted you to see me on your own?” he asks. “They… seem to have convinced themselves that I am more likely to kill you myself than set you free,” the man — Zane, yes, that’s what he’s called now — admits. “Hmm,” Vex hums, standing and approaching the bars. “Well, are you?” Zane suddenly finds it increasingly difficult to maintain eye contact. “I… do not know. I suppose I have every reason to, though if I do not, it is likely you will be executed anyway. Regardless, I’m meant to want you dead, aren’t I?” his voice cracks on the question. His eyes once again meet Vex’s, and something twists in the pit of his gut when what he finds in those eyes is a soft, inquisitive look. “What makes you think you’re meant to want me dead?” Vex asks, in that sweet tone that Zane struggles not to find comfort in. Zane opens his mouth and tries to respond, tries to say that his mind was intruded upon, corrupted, that the man standing before him caused tens of thousands of deaths. But the words are lost in Vex’s gaze. I –you– why…” he stutters, grasping desperately for a reason. Vex reaches his hand through the bars to touch Zane’s face. As if against his own will, Zane leans into his palm. “I should hate you, I’m supposed to hate you,” he whispers, eyes closed, hands gripping the bars. “Why can’t I hate you?” Vex’s thumb traces the seam of his cheek bone, expression soft with pity. “Oh, Kori…” he mutters, and Zane sobs at the name, heavy with the memory of those rare moments of affection and intimacy, of vulnerability. A name that belonged to only them, spoken by the only voice he could trust, accompanied by lips on his neck, and hands in place of armor on his chest, his hips, his thighs. “Kori, it’s alright. I understand. Even now, in this cell, impending execution hanging over me… I can’t bring myself to hate you, either,” he confesses. His hand now holds Zane’s chin, thumb caressing his quivering bottom lip. Zane’s eyes open and he stares, searching Vex’s face for something to hate, but still he comes up empty. And when Vex leans in to close the distance between them, he fails to find any reason to protest.

Ya'll I'm writing a fic rn and I am trying so hard not to be Mormon about it.

Nevershipping can be Old Woman Yuri if you aren't a coward

Finally, a worthy eternalwintershipper, are battle will be legendary!!

*I'm too busy flapping my hands and jumping up and down in excitement at finding another Vex/IE shipper to fight and am instantly bowled down and knocked unconscious*

y'know what? Y'KNOW WHAT?? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna post my Vex/IE fanfiction. All my Eternalwinter/Nevershipping stuff is in the same folder lol but I will post it. I'll do it.

Love being one of the like, 5 people who like Vex unironically (and ship him with the Ice Emperor).