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golvio · 7 months

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…Honestly, TotK made Age of Calamity way funnier in retrospect, because the Yiga Clan plot is now a horror-comedy about Sooga and the other Yiga foundlings trying to survive their first week of sharing the apartment with Dad’s Shitty New Boyfriend.

#but also kohga’s ‘me? really??? 🥺’ when ganon switches with him mid-battle is both funnier and sadder #buddy you really gotta get better taste in men #or at least make sure your bf doesn’t love yummy yummy life juice *before* he moves in with you #if not for yourself then think about the wellbeing of the kids #especially the eight foot tall musclebound guard dog of a man you basically adopted #legend of zelda #loz thoughts #totk #ganondorf #master kohga

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