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i-bring-crack · 2 years

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Please listen to ma stupid 3am idea

Demon king of a famous wuxia stallion novel where he gets all the girls also is the most powerful in the world and is overall unstopable, like gary stu levels of character, suddenly gets transmigated as the world's villainess from a western romance novel he heard in a passing story from one of his many many model girls.

The plot of the stallion male lead novel is absolutely tame and easy, almost boting from its complexity.

The hero lived in a world once upon a time with his only family menber, adding in a bit of a mysterious background as to why there is no one else in his family and what it coukd all mean.

Then a tragedy hits! His only family dies! And its not only a minor casual death, it was a murder!

Vengace! The boy can only think as he goes to cuktivate under the strongest of cultivators and become the strongest so that his family member can rest in peace.

He fails time and time again at becoming strong, often being pranked, tricked and used as a servant instead of being thought like a normal student, but this doesnt stop him at all and after so many setbacks in his life he is finally strong.

Oh but its not only that, he gets to be the strongest of his class, the smartest and most importantly, the most beautiful of them all! Everyone gets so jealous and all the girls swoon at him but out male lead cares none for that, since his only objective is revenge.

And revenge he does! Killing and kilking left and right all the evil teachers, corrupt officials and vilkainous demons tgat get in his was until one faitful day.

His knowledge is full, he has found the killer of his family member.

The demon king.

And not only that, the demon king was planning to kill him because he too is a demon, in fact the heavenly demon! One of the most powerful royal demons from the former demon king!

The story ends as he draws his sword and ends the evil demon begore croening himself emperor of all realms.

Yet, the world becomes a boring haze of black and white, boring and useless to live in. Not a single reason worth living for.

One day a story enters his ears, one from a far land, a young maiden destined to marry a prince, the girl is so kind and beloved that she starts getting suitors from knights to servants to squires to kings and even other demons want her, but she is oblivious to it all, thinking that she is ugly when ifact she one of the most humblest person he has ever heard of. She is stupid is what the demon king thinks, no wonder the heroine falls so easily to the villainess and her obvious traps to make her look like a fool, if it wasnt for the heros and the male lead, the choseb savior who will kill all demons, in love with her then she would be dead or imprisoned.

At the end the horine becomes the next queen alongside tge chosen savior who is revealed to be the long lost brother of the prince and lives a happy ending ruling with kindness, killing all the demons and bringing happyness to the kingdom.

The fairytail ends.

So does his life, awoken in a crucifix of sort, inside a circle with weird inscriptions and weird runes on them, gems and roks laid out.

It was a summoning ritual, he looks at the body that he has been inside of and screams.

Then looks at the mirror and screams even louder.

He is now the villainess, a petty woman in love with the prince, hates to death the heroine and is also the one who will die at the end after abusing her servant for so long who is, in fact, the chosen savior, the male lead she brought as a slave.

He, she, they are both so fucked.

Spoiler

ML seems to start liking this new villainess who seems to look smoking hot with those men's outfits she is wearing. And theroine is looking too ○-○.

#fanfic promp #isekai #reincarnation #demon king #villainess #heroine #dunking on stallion novels and romance bovels thats what imma do with this #unrealistic and bad pueces of writting with no plot GASP the audacity!

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