#dude this SUCKS can you get all these weewees off my dashboard please | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

the-valiant-valkyrie · 9 months

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hey guyyyys guess what :) um. porn bots are starting to wizen up now. the one i just caught still doesn't have a convincing tag, but not only do they have an semi-'realistic' icon and a banner, but they also have a header and bio that conveys realism

and not just that, but they also have a pinned post full of selfies that (while strange sight for a veteran tumblr user), seem very convincing for a tumblr newbie

their smoking gun was the same one that it was with the old vet bill scam posts from last year; go into their archives and see how long they've been posting for.

just this month, huh? interesting. at the very least all the posts weren't reblogged on the same day minutes apart from each other, but one week or so's worth of posts and nothing else isn't any less suspicious.

they've been burring their sexually explicit posts beneath more innocent looking ones. unfortunately, that means we're gonna have to be more alert than we already were. haven't seen anyone bring this up yet, so figured i would

#idk how to tag this shit bro #psa #dude this SUCKS can you get all these weewees off my dashboard please #also it feels like we've been saying this for months but now it's ESPECIALLY TRUE #TWITTER REFUGEES MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT TO LOOK LIKE A HUMAN BEING. CULTIVATE YOUR BLOG OR YOU'RE GETTING THE SHOTGUN. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

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