When you finally get some rest, and are suddenly woken up by the sound of a plastic horn placed right next to your ear. Thank you, guys. Really.

Soooooooooo can anybody guess what tomorrow is? Well, asides from September 6th, tomorrow is little Logan’s FIRST DAY OF PRESCHOOL!!! EEEEEEEEK, I am so excited!!!! But, yet, at the same time I’m still a little sad because I have to share him for two days out of the week. I can’t deal with this, he’s already trying to leave me. How could my best friend do this to meeeee? ;-;

honestly like, can people just give it up already? frank ocean is dead, life fully. i repeat, no more ocean in motion. gone, finito, adios, goodbye. THERE IS NO NEW ALBUM #idontevencare

I’m not trying to become yet another person who is paying attention to/discussing this, but I can’t escape it. It’s honestly EVERYWHERE. Why is it that the world is more concerned with celebrity drama than real world issues -- one will never know. But really, can the next thing just happen so everyone in the business can move on and talk about something else? It’s just a song, what’s done is done. Let’s all move on for the love of god.

Bad thing about being sick is just staying in bed the entire day -- I feel so unproductive and peach is looking at me with sad eyes. I had enough to roll out of bed and feed her and crawl like a zombie back to bed. Hi Netflix...I don’t watch you at all but I’ll try. 

Zac Efron is SINGLE. ThisIsWhatDreamsAreMadeOf.mp3. Now is totally my chance to hop on that. I just need to poison one of the hair stylists on the Baywatch set and get my in. Anyone want to help?

I just watched the new episode of Once Upon A Time and I’ve got to say it was my favorite episode of this season so far. I just really like Zelena and I’m glad she has been on the show for so long. Although, I’m kind of disappointed with Hades. He hasn’t done something horrible like other villains. I’m loving this season though.

It’s barely 7AM and the fat boy is already hungry, to which I’m sure he’ll blame it on the timezone change. I wish the staff here could tell his ass to go back to sleep and not feed him more. I’m definitely going to make Thomas keep his shirt on all week. Does anyone want a chubby husband? I’ll give him away, free of charge~

GREETINGS FROM CANCUN~ I feel like everyone is away right now and I just wanted to take a second to say I miss San Francisco and everyone, but I’m definitely enjoying this trip. I am happy to report that Logan and I have sufficiently eaten everything placed in front of us and we have successfully avoided turning into little lobsters -- the wonders of sunscreen~ How is everyone doing? Enjoying their celebrations today? Oh yes, and Kev is here too~   : -)

ok so like someone just randomly texted me asking if I'm into monster porn?? like wtf is that who on this fucking earth could get off on monster shit?? vom then I get another text saying they'll go down on me while I'm getting high like lol boo nice try like I haven't already before. but real shit, now I'm kind of down for that but idk who's texting. Awk