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#dont even get me started on ethan embry as tb player
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i’m in the middle of a very intense that thing you do! brainrot simply because i think it is a movie so overlooked by this generation it rivals a shakespearean tragedy
#that thing you do#the discovery of the theatrical film is the best#but then you dig up the extended cut and lose your damn mind#guy patterson is everything#i need him biblically#i need him in a way thats concerning to feminism#i think this could be such a gen z movie if we gave it a chance#and we can forgive tom everett scott for his la la land crimes#i love faye but i dont like the ending solely bc i think guy belongs with ME#but faye is liv tyler so i guess it cancels out?#steve zahn is comedic gold and everyone who recognizes him as greg heffleys dad will be amazed and will have no choice but to stan#dont even get me started on ethan embry as tb player#extended cut tb player>>>#when guy walks in on tb and the chantrellines singer and then DAPS HIM UP!!!#!!!!#ethan embry u will always be famous#jimmy can choke but his i quit song is actually so real#i wish tom hanks made more movies like that thing you do#oh and soundtrack? FUCKING BANGERS#that thing you do? its the whole damn movie and u hear it eighty billion times and u never get sick of it#all my only dreams? i’m dancing to that at my wedding#dance with me tonight needs to be played at every school dance across the nation i think it would do us some good#hold my hand hold my heart went platinum on my apple music and ended up being in my top 10 songs#EVEN THE FUCKING CHEESY ASS OPENING SONG#straight bops. across the board.#okay i think im done now#hey ao3 writers? GET TO FUCKING WORK ON SOME GOOD ASS FICS CAUSE LAST I CHECKED THERE WERE LIKE THREE#okay NOW i’m done and if you will excuse me#i will be reading some guy patterson x reader fic if i come across it byeeee#thats a lot of tags
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