WELCOME TO… THE PEDDITO AND DOISE SHOW!

That’s right! Live on the official DTV channel, you’ll be greeted to the most totally original hosts (and rivals) of the hour you’ve ever seen! They’ll be both answering questions you viewers can send right now while dealing with (and try to brutally murder) each other’s antics, so you can expect things to get quite wacky around here!

But, you may be wondering: is two too little? And to that we say, “YES!” So you can also meet the ones running the show to where it is today!

Doisey is an adorable little fella of the bunch that was newly hired for his ecstatic and charming personality! He tries his best to help with production, being the best cheerleader we have! (Though it’s the only one we have). To tell you the truth, we have no idea on where he came from. One day he just appeared out of nowhere just standing in front of DTV HQ’s doors. Though he does coincidentally look like The Doise, so we kept him for good measure.

Pizzamancer is The Doise’s assistant and servant, being an ancient medieval wizard able to perform the dark arts of magic. He’s mostly grumpy most of the time being regulated to work for a lowly bootlegger—I mean, delightful boss, due to his magic being used to do simple niche tasks, and not the things he truly desires to accomplish. Fun Fact: he’s the great ancestor to Pizzaface, as you can tell by his looks!

And now, meet Doisette! The Doise’s sassy and gothic girlfriend, being completely polar opposites! She looks like she can pack a punch—and she can, being able to fight for herself whenever she’s in trouble. You’ll have to be patient with her though, as she’s pretty rude whenever she’s around other people. But, just look at her smile! Isn’t she cute when she does that?

Now let’s move on to the…

PEDDITA AND DOISE-CHAN SHOW!

An exclusive program only on DTV Channel, this Japanese magical girl anime stars two feminine gal pals who often battle each other in dangerous scenarios. Who would win in this grueling conflict: the ghostly yet deadly and powerful Peddita, or the dramatic yet skillful and cunning stuntwoman Doise-Chan? Find out soon!

When they’re not on the screen, they actually do act like this in real life, except they’re friendly rivals instead. They’re also free to answer questions just like their USA counterparts!

Rules:

No NSFW or sexual questions.

No bullying, trolling, and harassing the one behind this blog.

Please be respectful around here.

C’mon! Pick up the remote, and watch the Peddito and Doise show!

Doodles for @the-peddito-and-the-doise-show plus a reynold, dont mind him hes a silly guy!! My fire grandpa 🧡💛🩶

DOISY DOODLES!

In case you want to draw the Doise colorless, here’s a design that’ll separate him from The Noise—see here:

u deadass?

u deadass? (but fr this time)

Hmmm… could be a possibility.

Look! The Doise drew his own cast! Isn’t that adorable?

The bestest of… oh, nevermind.

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DTV DOODLES!

To make up for the sad backstory in the previous post, here’s:

YURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fun fact: doise-chan is the hatsune miku of dtv

I would like to give everyone their favorite ice cream, and im just gonna guess that doisey likes ice cream with blue acquarium gravel so.. yeah!

What would yall do if you found out you had a doppelganger?

PM: “I would DESTROY them if they tried to replace me. No one has enough equal magic levels to foolishly challenge. After all, I’ve had millennials of experience! I tell you, millennials!”

DT: “…Eh, I already have a doppelgänger. Or at least she just looks like a girlier version of me. I hang out with sometimes when we’re either taking breaks from running our businesses, or when our boyfriends are fighting again.”

Doisey chitters and chatters of what he thinks having a doppelgänger would be like. Though, nobody still understands what he’s saying or talking about.

DC: “Ohoho~! I already have a doppelgänger, darling~! Her name’s Noise-Chan, and what can I say other than the fact that having to mooch off a beautiful celebrity’s popularity just to profit is just sad! It couldn’t be me! It couldn’t be me.”

(You can tell that she’s obviously like a sister to the real Doise).

(Peddita’s spending some alone time right now, so that’s why she’s not here).

did you guys know that it’s canon

There was a disturbing lack of Doise Chan here, so:

Wait, does that mean Doisette have a Sugary self? Also to Doise-chan and Peddita, what do you think of this conundrum?

DT: “What the hell do you mean ‘sugary’ self? I just came back with Doise-Chan and Peddita, and this is what you ask me? No, I’m not going to be your fuckin’ sugar—…”

DC: “WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BIG BRO?! AND… MR. PEDDITO TOO!”

Peddita just floats there in midair, both shocked and confused by the whole thing.

YAHOOO IM SO PROUD OF YOU TWO THAT WAS SOA WESOMEEE YYEHAHSGGZHAHVCBAGDGD

... Also. Uhh. Not tryna break the happy atmosphere but... Doise, my bbg, you prolly gotta say your goodbyes now....

“Yeahhh… I’ve been meaning to talk to you guys about that.” The Doise ashamedly said, putting his hands behind his back. “About(-a) what?” Peddito, Pizzamancer, Eigilante, and most importantly Doisette all said in unison. “So, uhh… I may have gone to the afterlife, and I may have possibly struck a deal with a literal god that allowed me to come back… and I may have to come back there again because I’ve already done my part…?” Peeperman: “Y-YOU DID ALL THAT?!” Eigilante: “This is The Doise we’re talking about, peeps. After all, he’s always been a broadway actor, so he’s always going to get in some dramatic situations and whatnot.” “I’m not believing this, I’m not fucking believing this—please tell me you’re joking. Please. Don’t go.” Doisette begged in disbelief. Doisey whimpered, as he couldn’t imagine life without his own father to guide him through the tough parts especially. Doise Chan lowered her head with a saddened expression, as she also couldn’t imagine life without her big little brother. Peddita Chan wanted to thank The Doise for introducing her a friend that was like a father to her. Pizzamancer tried to remain stoic and calm, but he too had been given a purpose to serve someone, that very someone who had treated him like he was his friend. Though he didn’t admit it out loud. Even though all of the recolored “ocs” were made to be blatant copies of their original versions, they too felt miserable about the thought of their friend leaving again when they just got here. Peddito… well, Peddito was glad that The Doise was going. He’d been trying to kill him all of this time. Still though… there was a shard of sorrow somewhere in him that missed the years of friendship he had with him. But he didn’t know that yet. Right as The Doise was right about to part ways with his newfound group of friends, both new and old, a mysterious yet familiar figure appeared behind him.

Once The Doise noticed, he was immediately taken back—and so was the rest of the gang who was not expecting this at all. “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!” He had screamed.

“Now, now, calm down, calm down! I am deeply sorry for interrupting your hour of grieving, but I believe I have to speak with him right about now. Come with me.”

The spiritual being then gently led The Doise away from the gang, who was still confused of the whole thing. Meister Stiff: “Uhhh… do you know that guy, Mr. Pizza Magician?” “First of all, I am a professional master of the dark arts for your information, you FOOL! But second of all… no, I have no clue who that guy was.” Gusto: “This-a day keeps-a getting weirder and weirder… I can-a barely remember everyone’s name!” Cement agreed with that statement, still having no clue of who was each person was.

“So, you may have known that your time is up, and since now you can finally rest, right?”

“Yeah, I guess…” said The Doise. He didn’t know where was this leading.

“Well, I’ve got good news and bad news for you!”

“…What’s the bad news?”

“I have to take back the power that I’ve given you before you came back here, y’know.”

“…Aw man—” The Doise had started saying, before immediately being struck by a wave of lightning stemming from the paranormal essence’s hand. “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!” He had screamed… again.

“Sorry about that, but it was necessary nonetheless.”

The Doise took a while being back to an average Joe, as he eventually refocused. ”So, uh… what’s the good news then?”

“You have shown incredible bravery, one that you were determined to protect your friends from a being who ‘thought’ he had the upper hand at any costs given. And you were ready to sacrifice yourself for the greater good, while still honoring the memories made with your own friends. For that reason, you’ve been given another chance at life again. I trust that you’ll resting here a lot more peacefully than that rather dark void back there!”

It took Doise a good moment there, before celebrating cheerfully. “Yippieee!” Then, the rest of the gang (who had been secretly listening to the whole conversation), rushed over to celebrate along with The Doise, cheering as well that he was able to stay with them. Especially Doisette (who didn’t care if it affected her tough image) kissed him many times on the cheek for how incredibly lucky she was to have him.

“Oh, and also, I’ve got two familiar friends with me as well—guess you can say that they’re back from their travels! Say hi to them, would you?”

Golden Pizzaboy waved over both Nick and Jerome, who were waiting patiently for them to be called in. “Wassup?” Nick said, trying to be edgy and cool (but horribly failing at it). Jerome himself just gave a supportive thumbs up. Peeperman: “H-Hey, I’ve been won-wondering of where you gu-guys have been!” Eigilante: “Where did you two even go in the first place, anyways?” Nick: “Uhh… South Dakota?”

YEAH LETS GO DOISE KICK ASS!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Meanwhile…

The battle rages on.

THAT PORTAL IS EXACTLY WHAT YALL NEED GET IN!!!!

And, for peddito and gusto- im so proud of you two. Like, really :)

ZAP!

“Oh, he-heya fellas! H-how’s it going…?” “DOISE!” Doisette exclaimed, immediately running to her loved soulmate (who looked like he had taken quite a beating), proceeding to hug him tightly—something that she never really did for others. Doisey came up as well, adorably nuzzling with Doise. “WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!” “Well, obviously here, you fool.” ”Don’t start.” Eigilante: “JEEZ LOUISE! CAN YOU TWO STOP FIGHTIN’ FOR ONCE?! THAT’S MY JOB!” Peeperman: “I-I don’t think I’ll like any fight-fighting here…” “What the heck is this place again?” Doise Chan asked, looking off to the distance, then wishing she hadn’t, as she stood petrified for a moment. “That is one of the Pillar Johns, serving to keep dimensions from collapsing—just like what we are trying to stop in the first place.” Meister Stiff: “Wait, wasn’t there somebody else? You know, the one that was copying… y’know?” “Beats me! But I’m glad to see you guys again—”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

————————————————————— At first, nobody said anything. They all stood there in shock, trying to comprehend what had happened before their eyes. One minute, The Doise was all well—the next minute, he was just… gone. Doisette especially took it the hardest, as she was wide-eyed in horror, staring of who was in front of her. Fake Peddito: “Emit siht ylppa t’ndid ti tey—emit eht fo LLA snoitautis gniregnadne-efil otni teg elpoep ,dlrow siht nI !ynnuf s’ti ,wonk uoy!” Fake Peddito: ”Ynnuf ,ynnuf ,ynnuF !ynnuf os lla TSUJ s’ti!” “Wh-why…?” There was no way to tell whose voice it came from. From what it could be, it could’ve been from everyone who just connected with him the most. Fake Peddito: “Yhw uoy llet yllaicepse ll’I !yhw uoy llet ll’I!”

Fake Peddito: “OtiddeP LAER yllaer eht eb ll’I !otiddeP LAER eht eb yllanif ll’I neht dna ,ti ni UOY htiw espalloc ecalp siht ekam ll’I !lla retfa gnihton rof diap gnireffus fo sraey esohT !t’nac tsuj I !ti no drah OS dekrow ev’I ecnis yllaicepse ,nalp YM pu gnissem elpoep uoy tel t’nac!” Then, mushy puddles that resembled those of Fake Peddito appeared below its feet, before assembling themselves into clones of it.

Everyone now faced the army of clones before them—now ready to fight for him. Anger swelled in each and every one of them, now that they dealt with their grief. The two sides now charged into one another, as violent clashes followed pursuit.

For him.

HURRY UP I DONT KNOW IF DOISE CAN FIGHT FAKE PEDDITO BY HIMSELF (even tho i love him lots)

Also, i hope gusto and peddito are able to make up 💔💔

“Look, Gusto… I’m-a sorry for-a leaving you and the others behind, I really am. If-a we could, we would’ve done it already, but it’s-a just that… uhh…” Gusto: “Okay, I’ve heard enough. This is what you come up for an apology? I may-a be a dumb sack of potatoes (as Meister Stiff said), but at-a least I know that I’m-a DONE with this-a nonsense! I’m-a DONE! You and Doise abandoned us here when we were at our-a worst point yet! Even your… your… came back here, and-a he couldn’t come up with anything as well! One thing STAYED consistent—and THAT was your awful APOLOGIES!”

Gusto: “I hoped. I hoped, even though it-a seemed impossible, that-a you would come back someday when you first left. I really did. With each day passing, I started losing more and more faith… until it-a just… was gone. Do you know what-a that-a feels like, Peddito?” “…” Gusto: “I didn’t think so.” Both sat in silence for a moment, as a deep look of regret formed on Peddito’s face. He truly regretted what he did, all those several decades ago. He really did. For a moment, he couldn’t find the words to fix their long broken relationship… until something clicked in his head. “Gusto?” Gusto: “…What?” Peddito took a deep breath, as he made eye contact with Gusto, letting him know that he did have to say something in particular. “We—I couldn’t get to you, Gusto. When we found-a the portal that-a just-a appeared out of nowhere one day, the first thing I planned to do after going in to check the strange surroundings inside there was to get-a you and the others. But-a the portal was-a closing in fast when we looked back. We desperately ran as fast as we could towards the portal… we just kept running, and running, and running—yet, we never made it. We never did. You’re-a not the only one who spent eternity stranded in an otherworldly dimension, trying to keep ourselves alive. Each time I slept, I thought of you and the others. Lost. Frightened. Confused. Each time, I woke up, with heavy amounts of-a regrets chained to me. With each day passing, I started losing faith, until it-a just… was gone. Do you know what-a that-a feels like, Gusto?” Once again, both were in silence. Gusto: “…” “…” “…I’m-a sorry, Gusto. I hope that you can forgive me.” Gusto: “…” Gusto: “…I’m-a sorry too.”

For a moment, they looked at each other for the third time in a row—as they weirdly started to laugh about the whole thing, laughing on and on… before hugging each other, crying out waterfalls. Both of them had never been this both happy and sad at the same time.

This time, they finally understood each other, even after everything they’ve gone through.

—————————————————————

Meanwhile, the gang was busily traveling through the depths of the white void—wanting to both save Doise and an entire dimension at hand.

“WAIT! STOP EVERYTHING!”

Then, everyone stopped in their tracks, as they all looked towards Pizzamancer in annoyance, hesitance, confusion… you get the idea.

“Do we even know where we’re going? And plus, GET THIS RAT OFF MY BACK!”

He shook furiously, as Cement (who thought he was getting a casual free ride) desperately hanged on for his life.

“I don’t know, maybe you should’ve thought of that BEFORE we wasted several minutes of our time running into pretty much towards nowhere, jackass!”

Several agreements came and went after Doisette’s sentiment.

Meister Stiff: “Maybe that portal up there should solve our dilemma!”

Meister Stiff then proceeded to point upwards, due to the propeller hat allowing him to be way up in the air and to be able to notice things that most people wouldn’t notice.

There was, indeed, a portal up above them.

“How did we miss that?” Both Doise Chan and Peeperman exclaimed.

Eigilante: “They don’t pay me enough for this…”

Meister Stiff: “Nobody pays you—you just like to beat up people.”

Eigilante: “Oh, right.”

“WHATEVER! Let’s go in there immediately; we’re wasting time!”

ALRIGHT. Im gonna need yall to NOT throw hands because the peddito yal see in front of you is the ACTUAL PEDDITO. Which yes, means that the other one was,,,, a fake. WHICH means i think yall should try to fiscuss :3

Gusto: “…What is she talking about, again?”

“Hasn’t it been already obvious, nitwit? We have the actual Peddito here with us, whilst the one you may (or may not) have spoken to was a fake—an imposter!”

Eigilante: “Does this unsightly dog have an off button or what?”

“Unfortunately, he doesn’t.”

Peeperman: “Wa-wait, fa-fake? The-there’s no fa-fake Peddito around here… at least, not any-anymore.”

Suddenly, all of the bootlegger recolors started to become a little grief-stricken hearing both the words ‘fake’ and ‘Peddito’ together.

“Listen, we’re just-a here to—”

Gusto: “I don’t-a have to listen to a word you say, and I don’t-a know what’s-a even going on anymore! It’s-a making my head hurt with-a how much I’ve had-a to remember! Fake Peddito’s-a been dead for-a decades, and-a NOW you’re telling us that-a he’s still alive?! You just-a keep disappointing me with every time you say or do something!”

“—Please, Gusto, just LISTEN to me! Otherwise if-a we don’t, then this dimension’s-a going to collapse with YOU in it! I know that me and Doise abandoned you guys but I want to make it up for-a that, and, and, please, Gusto! Just PLEASE for once! PLEASE!”

After silently processing what Peddito had said, he thought long and hard (which was worth mentioning again rare for him to do on such occasions) for a moment, before finally Gusto sighed deeply. “Fine. But I want-a to talk somewhere else so the others won’t-a hear.”

“…Thank you.”

Peddito and Gusto then walked away from the group.

“So, uh, what are we going to do?” asked Doise Chan, forgetting what was their main goal here.

“Like I said, we’re going to find my master (who had went with the imposter in the first place) and save him from any possible danger that he might’ve placed himself in, all the while we face the imposter who’s the one behind this who’s currently planning to make this dimension collapse!”

Peeperman: “Wait—THIS DIMENSION’S ABOUT TO COLLAPSE?!”

Meister Stiff: “There was two separate times where that was said—coming from both Peddito and the pie-faced caster—and you weren’t listening to either of those?”

“To be fair, all of this is very convoluted and confusing (not just the plan), thanks to this jackass.”

“Ergh… c’mon! We’ve got to find him one way or another! Everyone, follow me!”