BEANS!

I'm not sure what happened to all the terrible bean art that I made that fueled this fanfic. So I did my best to recreate one, the others were primis with a big spoon, and bathing in beans. If they are around floating out there. BEANS! a fic were ultimis takes care of primis in his own way. Mind the tags and we should be fine! the coding on the text doesn't work on mobile, sorry!

@life-is-a-cabernet

“Life is a cabinet!”

@dontworryitsjustclive

I have been seen!

this is where I belong!

simple joys of being a pigeon and tricking people into holding me for a bit :>c

I wrote a reader and Clavell fanfic, with WIGLETTS er in theory. I bring you nut meme art because nut play features in the fiction.

"If any blu team members need a check up, I'm willing to do it as a small fluffy bird so you won't be intimidated by an 80 year old Austrian man with huge tracts of land!"

Well hubris had him, maybe he shouldn’t have tried a hard reset. He was now the size of a soft ball and broody. Flying sucked too the wind on his eyes hurt and he’d not figured out how to close them independently from his normal eyes.

so he was wandering the base in hopes to find or get some help. Though he was currently sitting because waddling a couple meters had tired him out.

“well Fuck,”

Just a Lamp

“I was hiding really good at it! Just my boy friend can smell me miles away so this was all in vain,”

:(

dear gregg

your name has EGG in it btw

Aldous is a magnificent man, stunning peak perfection... well not completely. Its terribly easy to get under his skin. ;) to easy to be a sport, would be my favorite sport though. brean mentioned the other was suspicious of bread, but i thought he loved bread, its his heritage to love bread! MUST LOVE BREAD, should put that on the wall of his medbay. not sure he would notice it though. OH yes his ASS its amazing! every morning after we do a noise jam with Jane, we as royal sometimes Brean comes along to play the bags. Johnny comes around too we just make a lot of noise, its great!

anyways after that he comes out to do exercise, but its more like showing off his glutes, and advertising. I wish I could smack his ass in battle, I only get to watch Brean slap the bottoms I want to slap.... One day I hope he realizes my flirting is serious, please Aldous choke me :D on the battle field! you seem so angry and yet you go off and let Abelard kill you! we could fight instead, it would at least be more evenly matched. 8>c OH he's outside right now doing squats! No time to delay! he wants me to come out, he wouldn't do it outside my window if he didn't want some Dodo time.

"Good thing I just allocated all my coffee to @prescribedviolence for an orgy, for research! please come the more the merrier!"

Back from pride

Like this post for a starter

“oooh that new scrooge render, I want him to store his coin in my ass, pls sir I want to jingle,”

@zhedoktorisin-sane

"Oh yes he's a very good breeder, the best bird breeder out here!"

“Tonight I dine like Bird!”

“Its terrible Rast is to enamored with the dirt to rail me!” D:> “So I went over and kicked more into his hole and he did look at me but then settled back down! I am being ignored for a dirt nap! this is inhumane! my ego will never recover! I cannot compete with dirt. there are too many minerals in it!” More loud dramatic wailing, about failing to beat dirt emotionally.