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arafinweanappreciation · 2 years

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Gwindor:

Bad news: Finrod locked his keys inside the building.

Good news: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad news: Finrod finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at a young age, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good news: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad news: It was Finduilas, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

Edrahil: There are million-dollar blockbuster theater productions that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster that story just took me on.

#the hardest part of making these is converting the modern references #i couldn't do anything about the unicycle #or the dollars #do we know what elf currency looks like???? aside from jewelry????#incorrect silmarillion quotes #gwindor #edrahil #finduilas #finrod

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