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shatterdome-underscore · 4 months

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I was about to make a post about how funny it was that piss was going to be the thing that finally killed Willy Stampler and make a piss podcast joke and then I got to the last line of the episode and I don't think piss is going to save them this time

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies spoilers #rip the piss wizard you burned bright and fast like a UTI i think #willy stampler #dndads piss wizard #i already forgot your name sorry dude #mercedes oak garcia #what a queen

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undefbug · 2 months

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Ep 51 S2 doodles <3

#dndads #digital art #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dndads fanart #dndads s2 #normal oak #dndads normal oak #dndads scary marlowe #scary marlowe #dndads piss wizard #piss wizard #normal oak swallows garcia

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weirdgirlsparrow · 3 months

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Chuggs Macrame joins Doug the Intern and Sweet Matilda in the pantheon of Dungeon and Daddies wildcard finale flankers

#piss wizard died to soon to be acknowledged #dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2

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chemicaleater · 3 months

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Taylor needs to whip out the ukulele and apologize because the way he disrespected my queen mercedes oak garcia like that WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!!

#mercedes oak garcia #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads #dndads s2 #taylor swift dndads #IF SHE WANTS TO SHOOT A PISS WIZARD SHE CAN SHOOT A PISS WIZARD #i love taylor hes my favorites [that's pretty obvious]#but i need him to apologize with tears NOW

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piss-wizard-ao3 · 4 months

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dndads s2ep50 spoilers

after that dndads episode i am incredibly pleased that i already have the place of fandom piss wizard. but maybe willy stampler piss wizard and i can be brothers in arms. united in urine

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 ep50 #listen. u cant reject other people that join ur niche or its a lonely niche. welcome canonical npc willy stampler piss wizard

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watchingyoufromthestars · 3 months

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dndads fandom copes so strangely (/pos) I'm seeing two posts back to back, one comtemplating the loss of a mother and how you could've saved her had you not rejected your destiny, and the one right underneath it wondering if an accountant and piss wizard ever explored each other's bodies

#two posts in question brought to you by oakay and bad-ads respectively #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers

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dndadscharacterpolls · 2 months

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#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dndads best npc poll #best npc round 1

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thedoodlersdomain · 1 year

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Okay, so after losing motivation and falling out of the fandom for a bit (changes in hyperfixations + other personal stuff) I AM FINALLY BACK!! And to celebrate I am making a random headcanon(?) post.

→ So, now I present to you, fellow dndads enjoyer: Things that happened to me/that I did as a kid that I associate with Lark Oak-Garcia (+ A bit of Sparrow).

— Him and Sparrow would grab a duvet and wrap it around themselves to slide down the stairs from the top as fast as they could.

— Went through a phase of only sleeping in a sleeping bag for like a few months, which included: sleeping on the floor, under the bed, in the wardrobe, and once in the bathtub.

— Played on the trampoline but bounced so weirdly that he went straight through the protective netting surrounding it and smashed his head on the corner of a wooden bench.

— Ran a bath for himself but refused to open a window or add enough cold water that it was a relaxing temperature and so he accidentally ended up making himself overheat so much that when he got out of it he immediately passed out and threw up in the bathtub.

— Had wall crayons to keep him entertained in the bath as a kid

— Would run around the house and slide on the floors with socks as a kid. But the floor in the kitchen was wooden and there was a panel that was always too small and would shift back and forwards out of place right at the entrance so everytime he’d run into the kitchen he’d step on it and it would shoot forward and he’d just go crashing backwards to the floor and smack his head on the ground every single time.

— Ate playdoh because the salty taste was actually the best but did it so much his mum refused to by it and so he made a shitty microwave substitute.

— Snapped crayons and pencils when he got pissed off because it was the only non-violent way he could think of expressing that kinda anger as a young kid.

— Used to scribble drawings on the underside of the dinner table and eventually it was absolutely covered in squiggles.

— I know the Oak-Garcias are more of a sandle family but as a kid who grew up with crocs, Lark gives me immense croc vibes. Like he’d either wear crocs or just deadass go barefoot, no in between.

— Ran on rocky concrete with bare feet, stumbled and scraped his toe knuckles all up on it (that shit hurts so much).

— Clipped his ankles way too many times trying to do scooter tricks.

— Got really bad sleep paralysis a few times as a kid and hallucinated. It messed him up real bad and made him scared of the dark for a long time, even if he’d never admit it.

— Put a ZhuZhu pet on the top of his head, pressed the button on it’s back and just it just caught his hair all up in the wheels and had to be cut out.

— Loved: Ben 10, Power Rangers, Skylanders, Pokémon.

— Hates the taste of milk and refused to drink it.

— Ate an entire packet of orange flavoured vitamin gummies because they tasted nice. Same with fruit flavoured glucose tables.

— Made potions in the toilet and mud pies outside in the gutters with Sparrow while pretending to be wizards.

— Let kids in his primary school believe that he couldn’t feel pain and just learned to suppress and dull out any reactions to it when they would pinch him or twist his arms into weird positions to test it one time (which absolutely fucking hurt) because he was too stubborn and didn’t want to show pain so he could look cool.

— Steal things from the classrooms of teachers he hated purely out of spite because they were targeting him that lesson (has like 6 pairs of scissors, a bunch of dice, some pens, and a handful of counters.

— Loves scaring the shit out of people.

— Kept getting distracted and running away so had to be put on a leash.

— Accidentally dislocated a girls finger by passing a netball too hard and fast.

— Got a tennis ball stuck in a metal grate fence because he hit it too hard at it.

— Ate cat biscuits.

— Him and Sparrow would make parachutes out of string and bags and strap action men and dolls to them then throw them out of the window.

— The twins would also pretend to be spies and had several notebooks full of random rambling and notes about random conversations they overheard their parents talking about.

— They kept throwing reusable ice packs into the neighbours’ gardens because it was funny.

— Told a kid he knew to fuck off in year 2 (that’s like 6/7 years old for Americans)

— Kept throwing out bread to befriend pigeons and become their king.

— Physically cannot stop himself from swapping the first letters of two words. E.g saying ‘candle wax’ as “wandle cax”, or ‘leather boots’ as “beather loots”.

— Kicks in his sleep.

— Would put a bunch of pillows at the bottom of the stairs and slowly work their way up the stairs jumping onto the starting from the bottom, until they were fully launching themselves from the top of the stair case.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #lark oak #lark oak garcia #sparrow oak #oak twins #s1 teens #headcanon #dndads headcanon

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piss-wizard-ao3 · 4 months

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hey just wanted to say congrats on the clutch canon url. honeybadger pisses when he wants to.

oh thank you!!! honeybadger does indeed piss where he wants to!

#dndads #dndads s2 #IVE DONE IT. the canonical piss wizard in peoples hearts

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