Here's how I imagine Alastor in Disgaea 2:
Alastor: "Good evening ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in that technical rainbow in between.
It is I, Alastor, here to deliver you a special, chilling announcement today.
For those who don't know, a tournament hosted by the demon known as Overlord Zenon, the God of All Overlords, has recently concluded in an alternate human world known as Veldime. Since the prize was to meet Overlord Zenon in person, I do feel sorry for any blood thirsty, title seeking demon, who missed out on their chance.
The winner of the contest may surprise you as it was none other than one of Veldime's own human residents. A demon hunter named Adell, fought valiantly with his group in order to save his family and home world from a curse that has been plaguing them for well over a decade now. Why isn't that noble?
Unfortunately, the tournament was actually a trap set up by Overlord Zenon designed to exterminate whoever won the contest. Not to worry, Adell and his companions managed to survive because one other demon showed up to face the tyrannical demon in his stead.
If you’re wondering if that demon could possibly be the dashing individual speaking to you in the mic right now, then congratulations! Feel free to award yourself with a cookie. And the fact that I am broadcasting this right now should inform you all how our little encounter ended. If you doubt my victory, I do have witnesses.
A demon known as Axel the Dark Hero, along with his TV crew would be more than happy to verify what happened after the tournament. These individuals have all been wrongfully declared dead, a lie covered up by the producer of Axel’s own travel show in an attempt prevent his embezzlement of finances from being exposed. I'm also certain that any of the tournament winners can vouch in my favor.
With that said, I still have some unfinished business in Veldime so if you wish to see me for whatever reason... you'll know exactly where to find me. So until we meet again, my friends. Thank you all for listening."
Alastor's "On Air" lights cut off.
Valentino: "...Somebody stop Vox before he does something stupid."
Velvet: "Too late."
Vox: marches off. "That damn Alastor really thinks he's some hot shit?! I bet he's already going around calling himself the new God of All Overlords! Well it's time he learns he doesn't run fuck all! Not now! Not ever!"
Enters a room. "He said he's in a human world, huh? Well, it's time I bring out the big guns!"
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Of course, if it's Hanako's birthday, that means it's also the birthday of Taro, your baby cow demon brother (calf demon brother?) from Disgaea 2.
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