#disclaimer that obviously not all of these things posed a lethal threat to the characters but in REALITY they very much could have
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They're pirates.
So it makes sense, really.
People die in pirate shows. Sun poisoning, heatstroke.
People die in pirate shows. Suffocation.
People die in pirate shows. Stabbings.
People die in pirate shows. Hangings.
People die in pirate shows. More stabbings.
People die in pirate shows. Infections.
People die in pirate shows. Amputations.
People die in pirate shows. More stabbings.
People die in pirate shows. Scurvy.
People die in pirate shows. Broken ribs, spine.
People die in pirate shows. Drowning.
People die in pirate shows. More amputations.
People die in pirate shows. Traumatic brain injuries.
People die in pirate shows. Sun poisoning, heatstroke, starvation.
People die in pirate shows. Gunshots.
People die in pirate shows. More amputations.
People die in pirate shows. Even more amputations.
People die in pirate shows. More gunshots.
People die in pirate shows. More gunshots.
People die in pirate shows. More traumatic brain injuries.
People die in pirate shows. Even more stabbings.
People die in pirate shows. Poisoning.
People die in pirate shows. Allergic reaction.
People die in pirate shows. Even more traumatic brain injuries.
People die in pirate shows. Explosions.
People die in pirate shows. More poisoning.
So it makes sense that Izzy died. Because people die in pirate shows. And this is a show about pirates. Where people die.
#the dork is being a dork#izzy hands#deserved fucking BETTER#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd critical#ofmd s2 critical#our flag means death#our flag means death s2#our flag means death critical#our flag means death s2 critical#david jenkins critical#to be entirely honest#tw suicide#tw blood#tw gore#it's just funny how the cartoon logic worked until it didn't is all#it even worked for him EARLIER IN THE SEASON#disclaimer that obviously not all of these things posed a lethal threat to the characters but in REALITY they very much could have
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