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collection of skwisgaar when he’s fucking dead
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Metalocalypse#Skwisgaar Skwigelf#the amount of times they reuse the sunburnt asset of him dying in a glue trap gives me immense joy#500#jesus this is the fastest growing post i've ever had
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sometimes i feel like the nathan explosion chip thing is just that fandom phenomena where a character says they like a food and fanon makes that their whole personality
but then i remember that this was literally his dating profile:
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i color-picked a lesbian flag based off this gorgeous shot from Army of the Doomstar:
free to use just tag me so i can see the brutal lesbianism 🧡🤍🩷
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Metalocalypse#Army of the Doomstar#lesbian#Dethklok#eye strain#because damn it’s bright i love it#dethklok are lesbians confirmed by me and also brendon small#co-signed#made by mj
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family guy made cutaway gags cringe but i think mtl made them funny again.
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Metalocalypse#Nathan Explosion#Pickles the Drummer#William Murderface#Toki Wartooth#Skwisgaar Skwigelf#also my favorite thing is that unless skwisgaar is naked or killing he's just passed out#500
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thottie pickles for @sexystevebuscemi
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Metalocalypse#Pickles the Drummer#made by mj#OKAY THIS ONE IS BETTER#sexystevebuscemi
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people can say murderface is straight or not canonically gay/bi all they want, but i need to make something very clear—as someone who is exclusively attracted to women, no amount of unresolved sexual frustration could make me wanna fuck a man the way murderface wanted to fuck toki here:
if that doesn’t say explicitly canonically non-straight idk what does
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noticed for the first time that skwisgaar moves a bit after offdensen tells the band he can't pal around with them. most of the band doesn't really react besides frowning, but skwisgaar looks like he might be silently pleading with offdensen to change his mind. </3
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Metalocalypse#Skwisgaar Skwigelf#what if i threw myself in front of a train#he's so upset :(
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toki is no longer just the rhythm to skwisgaar's lead.
they're both equal guitarists
taken from
The Dethalbum (Expanded Edition)
Dethalbum II
Dethalbum III
Dehtalbum IV
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something i realized the other day. the moment toki gets his deaddy bear, right before performing SOS. he’s clearly so excited to see it, and he basically never lets go of it for the rest of the movie (save for of course when they’re performing, right when they’re captured, and when it flies out of his hand—though this series of events also implies that at some point Salacia’s men gave toki his deaddy bear right before attempting to KILL them, but i digress).
point is, he clings to that thing. and i think it’s because it’s the first time he’s seen it since before he got kidnapped. based off how he looks at the beginning of the movie, they clearly did that interview almost immediately after saving him, and then everything after that was so fast-paced, from the funeral, to going to deus keep, to Aortic Desecration. to the Metalocalypse.
toki had not seen his deaddy bear since before DSR, and he had barely gotten ANY time to process what had happened to him before the literal fate of the world was put upon his shoulders. fucking no wonder he was so happy to see it, so distraught to see it fly away from him, and kept it so tight to his chest for every moment after it miraculously came back to him.
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Metalocalypse#Army of the Doomstar#Toki Wartooth#not an analysis just a statement of events that happened and some reasonable speculation don’t come for me over this one 🤪
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canon things to remember about abigail remeltindtdrinc:
she has no problem snapping back at people she works with, even within minutes of first meeting (“why don’t you get them? you’re the bass player.”)
she instinctively physically defends herself against men being creepy to her, again, regardless of whether or not she works with them (kneeing knubbler in his knubbles)
it took less than one (1) day of being vibrator-less for her to hook up with nathan despite having a normally very firm stance against hooking up with coworkers (she is normally very disciplined and controlled but can lose that in that right circumstances)
her idea of “inspiring” dethklok is to send them to a country they know nothing about with no money or accommodations and just hope they figure it out
she didn’t show any actual romantic feelings towards nathan until after he vomited blood in front of dozens of people (“he’s showing…emotion!”)
her song to “comfort” toki was just about how they’ll all die horribly so he should just not think about it
what i’m getting at here is that i love this woman, she takes no shit, but underneath the girlboss exterior she’s probably insane.
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reblog to give him a slice of birthday cake
no flavor, of course, he doesn’t like it.
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ALRIGHT I'LL POST MY ANALYSIS OF THE MTL JERK-OFF SCENE HERE TOO.
you're welcome @ogurizz
for reference, this is a character analysis based solely off the scene in "Writersklok" where Nathan explains their "process" to Abigail. yes, i'm serious.
nathan:
sleeping on the floor with piles of booze and drugs, not surprising there. though out of everyone who’s still asleep, he’s the only one who’s at the very least stirring, and he’s checking the time. he’s aware he has to be at least somewhat responsible for the band getting up and working, but he doesn’t want to.
then for breakfast, he’s just staring angrily at his plate of meat and eggs and potatoes. kind of unenthused, like this is the meal he used to eat in his football days just to bulk up—there’s no joy in it, it’s just routine.
the most emotion we see from him in this scene is when he’s jacking off, he looks both intense and and also like he’s VERY pent up. which i think is reminiscent of how he’s the one who craves a romantic connection the most. even though he does have casual sex, it doesn’t seem to be fulfilling him.
pickles:
passed out in his bathroom, clearly hungover and had a rough bender the night before. there’s something very lonely about it—despite them all being addicts who love to party and binge drink, pickles is still the one who does it to the most excess, and that’s so common that it’s normal for no one else to be around afterwards. they know he’ll be “fine.”
and he is, he gets his cinnamon buns, indulging in something that we know makes him very happy. his face there looks a bit happy but also a bit unsure. i mean based off the framing of this shot, it’s implied they’re all having breakfast alone. which might not be true, they all do seem like they could be together in the same room since they’re each in different areas, but that could also just speak to the familiarity they have with each other. even when they’re alone, that’s their spot.
but back to pickles, casual smirk while jacking off. not much to say except—this one’s for you pickle fuckers.
murderface:
he’s also been drinking. the way he’s positioned too, his arms crossed like they usually are reflects his typical disdain and anger that he carries through life. he can’t find a moment of peace, even when sleeping.
he’s clearly not getting enough sleep, though, likely still troubled by something, whether it’s anxiety/insecurity or nightmares about his father, and so all he has for breakfast is coffee.
again, he seems most at peace while jacking off, and he’s also really focused. we know he’s not getting as much action as the rest of the band, but he’s at least found a way to deal with it so he doesn’t get too frustrated.
toki:
funnily enough, he has the easiest time sleeping. i think that’s crazy given his TRAUMA, but he clearly has a routine he sticks to. he’s got his sleep mask on, he’s sleeping in his clothes on top of his bed like a heathen—whatever it is, he knows how to get comfortable, and honestly? probably just having a bed AT ALL is better than his childhood, so that’s all he needs.
then he has just a very simple cereal for breakfast—even though he could have anything he wants, and even though he DOES indulge at times, he prefers the simple things in many cases.
and he jacks off like a maniac: not only is he using that intense focused face he makes while coloring and texting (clearly coloring, sex, and social interaction all fire off the same synapses in his brain) but he’s also. not in his room. @supersaturnnyoomkitty and i have talked about this before and we don’t know where the hell he is in this shot. but he’s not comfortable jacking off in his room, probably because of all the creepy pictures of his parents staring at him.
skwisgaar:
my babygirl…sleeping with a bunch of groupies who he’d just spent the night with. i always think it’s interesting that he lets his groupies stay the night, i think he longs for the closeness/intimacy of sharing a bed with someone after sex, but he’d never admit it.
at breakfast, he just looks bored. he had a beer and nathan’s coffee mug and waffles, but all he’s interested in is his guitar. that’s all he’s ever truly interested in, regardless of who else may or may not be around.
and then he’s naked when he’s jacking off. because of COURSE he is. besides guitar, sex is the only thing he’s good at, he takes it very seriously, very intensely. besides guitar, it’s probably the only worth he thinks he has.
and then none of them really feel like recording. not because they’re dispassionate about music, obviously they’re not. they all care deeply about music and dethklok, even if they’re just terribly lazy. because they have gotten so used to the rockstar lifestyle that it’s easy for them to fall back on base pleasures, even when they’re all clearly suffering from loneliness or trauma, and they can just WORK ON THAT if they made music together, if they worked together as a BAND a FAMILY. but they don’t always want to, because it’s gay to care.
i spent way too much time looking at this scene to write this, i deserve recompense.
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Metalocalypse#written in a fit of divine madness#Nathan Explosion#Pickles the Drummer#William Murderface#Toki Wartooth#Skwisgaar Skwigelf#you are lucky that i was already bullied by others to write this out lmfao#also nyoom sorry for pinging you again for this lol
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toki consistently being voted the favorite and skwisgaar consistently being the least favorite (of the dethklok members) is so fucking funny to me.
life imitates art
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Metalocalypse#Skwisgaar Skwigelf#Toki Wartooth#the polls are close but not exactly the same but first second (pickles) and last are IDENTICAL amongst the dethklok members
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NOW THAT THE TEST PROJECT OF THIS HAS BEEN DELIVERED TO MY SWEET FRIEND @nyoomkitty I CAN SHOW IT OFF
A BEANIE INSPIRED BY THE DUEL FROM THE DOOMSTAR REQUIEM!!!!! blue-on-pink with traditional scandinavian heart motifs and an overlapping Flying V and Explorer.
now my darlings, i have enough yarn to make at least TWO MORE of these. one additional blue-on-pink variant (as pictured above), and one in an inverted pink-on-blue variant. so, gauging interest:
if there is sufficient interest, i will purchase more materials to meet this interest. the beanie itself is made of a cotton/wool blend, if it matters.
and don’t tell me i’m charging too much okay i wanted to charge less but my beloved friend bullied me to value my work more.
beneath, yours truly modeling it for reference. please reblog for a larger sample size ☺️
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@slushybrained i owe you my entire life
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Metalocalypse#Skwisgaar Skwigelf#kat made the meme im just sharing it with the world#that’s my best friend 🖤#<- dibby that’s my tag for you btw idk if you knew that
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hi i'm unwell thanks for asking (x)
#dichromaticdyke.exe#Dethklok#Metalocalypse#Toki Wartooth#Nathan Explosion#BAND DAD BAND DAD BANDDAD
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