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#dewey 1 committed to the bit and it's absolutely going to get him killed!
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brandon duhaime about to get pranked so hard MIN @ BOS | 12.19.23
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janetbrown711 · 5 years
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“Does it get lonely?” Eva and Lena?
Eva and Louie teleported to the familiar part of the underworld, right in front of a gate where Cerberus waited, wagging his tale when he saw them. Eva smiled and ran right toward him and started petting him.
"I almost didn't believe her when she said Cerberus liked you. Guess i see that now," Louie said.
"Well who could resist such a handsome and good boy," Eva said as Cerberus barked happily.
"Usually everyone. C'mon. Do you want to see your girlfriend or not?" Louie asked, opening the gate.
"Right... right... can Cerberus come along?" Eva asked. Louie looked at them to ponder a moment.
"Plleeeeaaaaasssseeeee?" She begged.
"No, no. He has a job to do. He needs to guard the gates," he decided.
"Awwww," Eva lowered her head as Cerberus whined.
"Oh you'll get over it," Louie rolled his eyes and summoned a bone for all three of Cerberus' heads, which kept him happy enough for Eva and Louie to leave.
"Sooooo... we're just gonna walk dorectly to Lena and say 'surprise I snuck away from my mother so she's gonna be pissed as heck, but hey at least I'm here now'?" Eva asked.
"If that's what your plan is," Louie said.
"Right... that sounds good. I don't need to stall," Eva nodded.
"Right. Here we are," in the blink of an eye it seemed they appeared at a giant black door. It looked as if it were made of obsidian and at least 10 feet tall.
"Do we knock or...?" Eva asked, but Louie had already put his hand on the door and they slid open slowly.
"Louie, aren't you supposed to be killing people?" Lena called from the other room, "and you can teleport. When have you ever used the door?"
Louie didnt respond, letting himself in and Eva follow. He took her to the room where Lena sat on her throne looking over papers, but the moment Eva entered the room Lena shot up and looked at her.
"I thought I smelt life. Eva, what on tartarus are you doing here?" Lena got up and went to her.
"I ran away again, but this time to stay much, much longer. Maybe forever. I'm really mad at my mom. I just cannot stand those stupid gardens. I want to be here, with you," Eva grabbed Lena's hands, looking her in the eyes. Lena blushed.
"Mariella will be begging for Webby to strike me down or to drown me in the river Styx," Lena said.
"She doesn't know where I am. Trust me," Eva reassured her, "besides, it's not like she can stomp her way in here. She'll need to get past Cerberus, who i am one hundred percent sure is on our side," she smiled.
"Well when you put it that way... Llewellyn, I'm going out for the day. That doesn't mean you can slack off, now I'm requiring you do your job plus at least half of the paperwork," Lena commanded, to which Louie nodded and disappeared in his familiar smoke.
"So shall we?" Lena offered her arm in escort.
"Oh of course!" Eva gladly accepted, but frowned when she discovered she was just too short to make it really work. Lena laughed.
"We don't have to walk like this if you don't want to," she suggested.
"No, no. I got this," Eva said. She thought hard for a very long time when suddenly vines burst through the ground, lifting her up to be the proper height.
"How on earth did you do that? This is the underworld. Plants don't grow here. Except for that one garden, but still," Lena baffled.
"I'm a plant goddess. I want plants to make me taller, i get plants to make me taller," Eva lifted her head up proud.
"You're so adorable," Lena laughed.
"Why thank you," Eva nodded, and they started walking together.
"So how long do you think you can stay here without your mother finding out and making her way down here?" Lena asked as they strolled.
"Forever hopefully. I'm tired of her treating me like a possession. I just want to be here. With you," Eva smiled. Lena couldn't help but smile too, but a though occured to her that made it waver.
"Does it get lonely?" She asked.
"Yeah... it does. The flower nymphs are great and all but they're just... so... annoying," she laughed.
"Oh you're telling me? Deal with them when they're dead," Lena chuckled.
"Oh i can believe that," Eva agreed.
"But to answer yeah. It does. Dewey stops by every now amd then with a letter but mother doesn't leave me alone with anyone for more than ten minutes," Eva said.
"Geez, you should see her on the council. And the way she runs spring ugh, she is so uptight," Lena said.
"I know right?! It's psychotic, how organized it is. I'm so glad she's given me the reigns in recent years. Only for a bit though, but hey, its nice," Eva shrugged.
"Sounds like it," Lena agreed.
"Gah, you know in some ways i envy your family," Eva said.
"I'm sorry- what?! My family?" Lena cackled.
"What? What's so funny about that? At least you have sibilings," Eva put her hands on her hips.
"Well yeah, but have you met my parents? They're crazy. My dad literally ate me and my siblings. The titans are absolutely bonkers," Lena said.
"Well true... but they're gone now. So, isn't everything good now?" Eva asked.
"Depends on your opinion on good. I mean we tolerate each other but the pantheon never agrees on anything. Heck, the only reason i got this underworld gig is because the only way we could decide was pulling straws. Webby won, Violet sorta won, and I lost. But hey, fair is fair. We barely talk about that anyway. If you consider that good, then hey, that's good," Lena said.
"So you never wanted to be queen of the underworld?" Eva asked.
"Well... i never was too fond of all the other gods. They were always so loud and obnoxious. I always liked to imagine myself on the sea, all alone on a boat of my choosing. It'd be nice is all I'm saying," Lena sighed as she shook the idea away.
"So why don't you leave?" Eva asked.
"I can't just shirk all my duties. The underworld would be in chaos without me and ghost would probably leak into the overworld and it'd be a mess. Trust me when I say its better this way. I find some joy in my work anyhow. If i wasn't queen of the underworld i wouldn't have Cerberus, and he's my best friend," Lena said.
"Well what about Louie?" Eva asked.
"Llewellyn? Well he works for me. I don't know if i can exactly call him a friend. Him being a friend would just... distract me. And him," Lena stated.
"Well then I guess I see why Louie wanted me to be his friend so bad, since the only person who can would think it a distraction. I bet you two are friends but don't consider yourselves friends because you aren't buddy buddy," Eva crossed her arms.
"Maybe you're right... c'mon. I know a place where we can go," Lena gestured for Eva to follow and they started walking again.
They walked a bit in silence, turning corners here and there in the dark hallways that were lit by blue torches along the wall. Despite the underworld usually being really, really hot the temple was surprisingly chilly. Eva wished she brought a coat.
"We're here," Lena said when they arrive to a dark blue door with a warning sign written in a language Eva didn't speak.
"What's it say?" Eva asked.
"'Warning: hot lava. No living souls entry' in Fury," Lena stated.
"Uh... are you sure i should be here then?" Eva questioned.
"Don't worry, I say that to keep the furies away. You'll be fine," Lena winked as she opened the door to reveal a garden unlike any Eva had ever seen, even the one she had visited earlier.
The trees were grey and twisted about, but they had beautiful orange blossoms springing out of it, indicating it was still alive. Looking closely at the bark she could see lava running through it. The grass was grey and felt soft under her bare feet. There were plenty other plants and trees growing about, and not to far off was a stunning waterfall but made of lava. A lavafall if you will.
"This is so pretty! How did you make it grow?" Eva asked.
"This garden is my own secret project. It isn't like the garden of souls where the dead are put into the plants, but rather I used the seeds your mother gives me in the cornucopia and mutate them with the lava so they can grow into the fruit of the underworld. I never was too fond of the way above world food tasted. This is where it's at," Lena said.
"Can I have some then?" Eva asked.
"Eva... if you ate one of these then you become part of the underworld and can never leave. Are you truly ready to make that kind of commitment to never leave this place and never see the overworld or most of your friends, even your mother, thereof?" Lena asked. Eva sat on a marble bench.
"Well when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so easy, heh..." Eva tried to laugh, but it fell flat.
"Well... doesn't hermes stop by and every now and then?" Eva asked.
"He sometimes helps lost souls find there way to the underworld and has a small room in here, yeah," Lena said.
"Well... then yeah. Im okay," Eva nodded.
"What about your mother? Are you positive you never want to see her again?" Lena questioned. Eva had to pause to think.
"I think she needs to learn that i don't belong to her the hard way. I'm ready," Eva made up her mind. Lena nodded.
"Which do you want to try?" Lena asked.
"Oooh they all look soooo good! Hmmmm," Eva wandered through the garden a bit before picking a pomegranate from a silver tree.
"You and your pomegranates," Lena rolled her eyes.
When Eva took a bite out of the juicy purple fruit, Louie teleported into the room with a message.
"Lena, Mariella is here, and she wants her daughter."
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