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ivyithink · 7 months

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I wish I had a nice monster-related quote or something to put here, but instead I’ll just recommend “for the departed”, “villainous thing” and “godspeed” all by shayfer james, ‘cause they’re a vibe for this AND great songs

this piece is also one for cringetober 2023! (some info here!)

the prompt: day 31 - halloween! honestly though, this was just an excuse to finally do at least something for the idea that’s been living in my head for a looooooong time…

#my art #the last kingdom #tlk #tlk uhtred #tlk alfred #cringetober 2023 #there’s another character for this au I wanna draw soooooo badly #‘cause The Vision (tm) would not be complete without them #time i just need some time to get to that #but look at these dramatic hoes #‘hey op what’s up with their outfits?? what time period is it???’ who cares #probably our time and they are just stupid #and by they I mean alfred ‘cause uhtred has a sensible t shirt and jacket on #no but literally this stupidity would be like the plot of hotel transylvania except no one at all is having a good time building a home for #all the wretched souls of creatures of the night; alfred’s too busy trying to sneak into churches without bursting into flames; he is #centuries into bemoaning the fact that god hates him now and what is even THE POINT in circumstances like that; meanwhile uhtred is just #gathering more and more critters around himself just because he’s uhtred and he has NOWHERE TO FUCKING PUT THEM??? he’s collecting the found #family and has like a dozen kids around his neck AND WOULDN’T IT BE NICE IF THEY ALL HAD A HOME HMMM??!!!?? maybe JUST MAYBE there’s a #depressed immortal somewhere who’s rich as hell and smart enough to build a safe place for those in need of it???!!? WITH HELP OBVIOUSLY #and I hope everyone appreciates the decision - no matter how ‘DUH of course’ it is - to make uhtred (saxon raised by danes yada-yada-yada) a #human turned werewolf (and raised by them to an extent; in my au anyway)#and alfred’s a vampire because of course he is and also I think someone should cast david dawson as one IMMEDIATELY #that’s such a missed opportunity he would be fantastic i think #anyway; i would happily babble about this with anyone who’d have me but tags are infinite so I’m stopping for now #*are not infinite #and just in case cause there is a detail in the work itself #cw: self harm #tw: self harm

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