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decayparkau · 5 months

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Happy new years eve‼️‼️ 🎉🎉💥💥

#south park #south park au #decaypark #leslie meyers

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decayparkau · 5 months

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Tweek: FUCK-

Tweek: ACK- STAY AWAY FROM ME, DEVIL SPAWN!! Stan: Fuck dude, this is the second ti- .. hey tweek...?

Tweek: STAN?! oh- sorry. I was running and then- I didn't know you were back. I thought you were dam- nngh- I shouldn't speak his name.

Tweek: THEY'RE PROBABLY LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW! Stan: ... Who?

Tweek: THE DEMONS! THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING ME- WATCHING US! LISTENING! THEY WANT OUR BLOOD, STAN!

Stan: You're acting more paranoid than I remember. Tweek: AM I?!

Stan: Tweek, I- Tweek: YOU KNOW.. they did something to Clyde. I don't know what- BUT THEY DID! They lead him in with the promise of joy- HE'S DIFFERENT NOW! HES A PART OF THEIR STUPID CULT! HES A WATCHER OF US NOW!! Stan: .. okayyy... tweek, I really don't have time for thi- Tweek: Nobody in this damn school believes me! But you believe me- DONT YOU STAN?!

Stan: .. you know, I really gotta get home. Tweek: that's a good idea- They're gonna start suspecting something if we talk too- ack- long. Stan: Yeah, yeah, sure.

Tweek: AND DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH RED EYES! ACK- THEY'RE WATCHERS! PRAY AND YOU'LL BE UNTOUCHED BY THE DEMONS! WE CAN BANISH THEM TOGETHER! Stan: Okay yeah, maybe later.. (Stan: .. Since when did Tweek get religiou-)

Tweek: AND TAKE THIS!! Stan: OW FUCK-

#This was so rushed #I am so sorry #south park #south park au #decaypark #south park comic #stan marsh #tweek tweak #wendy testaburger #kyle broflovski

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decayparkau · 5 months

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Two Christmas posts in one day ayyyyyayy

Sillies

#south park #south park au #decaypark #pip pirrup #damien thorn

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decayparkau · 4 months

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CW: Blood, flashing image.

Estella: Is he going to wake up or did you idiots accidentally kill him?

Mark: We didn't kill him. Just be patient. Jason: You guys did knock him out pretty hard. Rebecca: He's waking. Butters: AHHHH!!

Butters: W-WHA- OH HAMBURGERS, WHERE AM I?! Estella: They're always so loud, dear god.

Damien: SILENCE ALL! Greetings mortal! Welcome to your doom!

Butters: w..huh..?

Leslie: Damien, don't be dramatic. You're scaring him. Damien: HE SHOULD BE SCARED!

Estella: Please, it's not like we're killing him necessarily.. Pip: Shall we start soon?

Damien: WE START NOW! BACK UP! LET THE POSSESSION BEGIN! Butters: Possession?!

Mark: don't fret, it will be over soon. Butters: BUT WAIT I-

Pip: .. was that supposed to happen..? Damien: uh. Estella: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!

Jason: I think I’m gonna throw up.

Mark: the smell.. what happened..

Leslie: Mike, come clean this up.

Mike: Glady!

Rebecca: Oh dear.

Mark: Yes well.. what DID you do, Damien? Pip: Very gross. Damien: I'VE DONE THIS SO MANY TIMES! ITS VERY DRAINING!

Leslie: Okay.. I'll fix this. Jason: h.. how..? His insides are kinda.. everywhere. Mike: It's almost cleaned up, per se.

Leslie: I just will. I know a lot when it comes to... rebuilding things.

#south park #south park au #decaypark #south park comic #damien thorn #leslie meyers #butters stotch #mark cotswolds #rebecca cotswolds #mike makowski #jason white #sp estella

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decayparkau · 5 months

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I said I would post the designs for the other demons so here you go. Eat up. (Ignore all the little mistakes ahh I finished these right before I went to bed)

#south park #south park au #decaypark #south park comic #south park estella #mike makowski #rebecca cotswolds #mark cotswolds #jason white #pip pirrup

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decayparkau · 5 months

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Leslie, how did you get revived?

Leslie: Simple. I was rebuilt. Mostly by my own hands. PC principal might've killed me, but the chip that held all my memories and motives stayed intact. Someone just had to simply reactive the chip and I started regenerating.

Leslie: Once you close an ad, it always pops back up eventually.

Leslie:.. although, I must admit though, Damien did help my revival... Barely. Damien: who the hell are you speaking to?

#leslie meyers #damien thorn #south park #south park au #decaypark #south park comic

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decayparkau · 5 months

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Leslie: Damien.

Damien: Why are you interrupting me, Leslie?

Leslie: May I ask, what the hell are you doing?

Damien: Beating the asses of mortal children in a virtual killing simulator!

Leslie: Okay.. have you taken care of Leopold yet?

Damien: I'm busy! Stop your blabbering! I am the son of Satan, I don't need to take care of Shi-

Leslie: Damien, I ask you to do one thing. We all do our parts in this plan. You have to do yours. Besides, the humans are starting to get concerned about Butters' disappearance and you KNOW how annoying humans can get when they're concerned.

Damien: Why can't YOU take care of the mortal? Why must I?!

Leslie: Because YOU'RE the only one who can alter the brains of humans.

Damien: SO CAN YOU! SO CAN PIP! SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE!

Leslie: NOT PERMANENTLY! JUST GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO YOUR JOB!

Damien: SILENCE OR I SHALL SQUEEZE THAT PUNY HEAD UNTIL IT PO-

Mark: May you two quiet it down a tiny bit? It's very disturbi-

Damien and Leslie: OUT.

Mark: ... Of course.

Leslie: ..Go deal with Butters, Damien.

Damien: Fine, Robot bitch.

Side note: The demons can be asked questions now. :) (I'll post about the other demons later!)

#I can't write stories #This is cringe #This was rushed despite the fact it took 7 hours #south park #south park au #decaypark #south park comic #leslie meyers #damien thorn #mark cotswolds #im tired

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decayparkau · 5 months

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Stan: Oh shit. Kenny I-

Kenny: Here.

Stan: Thanks.

Kenny: You going to the school too?

Stan: yeah, I am.

Kenny: c'mon then!

Stan: Oh, okay.

Kenny: so.. where the hell have you been, Stan? You kinda moved without saying anything to anyone.

Stan: Oh yeah.. I was in Oregon. I know I should’ve texted you or something but..

Kenny: I understand. It’s fine.

Stan: really? You’re not upset?

Kenny: oh no, I’m pissed. But honestly, I don’t care. I haven’t seen you in years. I’m just happy to have one of my best friends back.

Stan: oh.. yeah, sorry. I would’ve told one of you guys that I was moving but I didn’t want to deal with that emotional stuff.

Kenny: Wow. You’re an asshole, Stan.

Stan: what?

Kenny: Nothing, just fucking with you.

Stan: oh. ‘Kay.

Kenny: I gotta say, Stan, I might not be THAT upset with you, but I can’t say the same for everyone else. Kyle and Wendy are extremely pissed off.

Stan: Shit. I am going to be fucked.

Kenny: Really? By who? How much did you have to pay them?

Stan: Jeez. You really didn't change that much, did you Kenny?

Kenny: Not really, no.

Stan: Hold up.

Kenny: Hm?

Stan: Butters?

#south park #south park au #south park comic #stan marsh #decaypark #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #butters leopold stotch #Ignorethefactkennysmissingtoothcamebackinoneoftheframes

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decayparkau · 6 months

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Stan: Huh. Just how I left it.

Stan: they're gonna hate me, Aren't they?

Stan: Whatever. They're assholes, why would I care?

???: Stanley marsh?

#south park au #south park #decaypark #south park comic #stan marsh

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decayparkau · 6 months

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Stan: well, I moved to Oregon because my dad said it would be good for his dumbass weed business.

Stan: And regarding my family, Shelly cut contact after she turned 18 and my parents are divorced. So things are just amazing.

Sharon: Stan! Come help unpack!

Stan: I gotta go.

#decaypark #south park au #south park comic #south park #stan marsh

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decayparkau · 5 months

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Happy holidays!! :D

I should've posted this on Christmas but sjhrohr I'm too impatient

#south park #south park au #decaypark #stan marsh #south park fanart

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decayparkau · 5 months

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Kenny: uh.. yeah. Butters went missing about a week ago.

Stan: oh. That.. that feels weird.

Kenny: mhm..

Kenny: C'mon, we're gonna be late if we don't start walking again.

Stan: Yeah. Okay.

Kenny: Here we are.

Stan: jeez, I never knew the high school would be so-

Kenny: Low budget? Yeah, they don't really care about the quality of schools that muc-

Kyle: FUCK YOU, FATASS!

Cartman: You wanna go kyel? Huh? Huh?

Kyle: MAKE FUN OF IKE BEING MISSING AGAIN AND MAYBE I WILL.

Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry Kyle, I didn't know you were on your period this week! You need some pads? Maybe some warm tea?

Kyle: I'M NOT ON MY FUCKING PERIO- SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Kenny: not this shit again.

Stan: .. Ike's missing?

Kenny: a LOT of people are missing.

Stan: Jesus Christ.

Cartman: Kahl, I'm not the type of guy to hit minorities. So if you apologize, I might spare y-

Cartman: no fucking way.

Cartman: Kahl, Look who's here to save you! your boyfriend!

Kyle: Wha-

Kyle: who, kenn-

Kyle: ... Stan?..

Stan: ..Hey.. k-.. dude.

Cartman: Oooo... Cold.. ow..

Cartman: Sorry, Stan. Don't worry about it. Kyle is just having mood swings. You know how it is..

Stan: Don't fucking touch me, Cartman.

Cartman: Asshole, okay. Don't get all bitchy at me just because Kyle thinks you're a dick.

Cartman: Fine. I'll leave. Screw you, Stan.

Cartman: C'mon Keeny. It reeks of whiny assholes over here..

Kenny: .. alright. Coming.

Kenny: Oh, I forgot. Stan?

Stan: .. yeah, Kenny?

Kenny: Welcome back, dude.

#This took me 10 hours ahhh wtf #south park #south park au #decaypark #south park comic #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #I'm gonna need a moment to recover from working on this non stop

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decayparkau · 5 months

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stan, would u like to be friends with anyone again? but it WAS pretty crappy that you didn’t say goodbye! expect shit to go wrong!

Stan: Dude, I don't know.

Stan: I like the idea of being friends with them again. But I don't even know if they're the same anymore.

Stan: Except Cartman. He can fuck off either way.

Stan: I might be able to save my friendship with Kenny. But I don't know about Kyle. he's probably pretty pissed off at me.. reasonably. But I hope I can at least say sorry. Butters is missing so who knows if I'll ever be able to even talk to him again. I have no idea about everyone else.