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guttedwhxre · 1 year

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─ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐌 ❞ michael a. myers (nsft ver.)

finally, my michael myers ns ft headcanons <3

tw: nothing!

author's notes: lmk if you think there's anything i should tag! enjoy!!

michael is a very impatient lover. which is a stark contrast to how he is usually, michael can wait for just about anything; but he can never wait to get his hands on you.

be prepared to get tossed around like a ragdoll. michael doesn’t really have any consideration for how you might feel in certain positions at first, so be sure to tell him if something is uncomfortable. just like with anything else, tell him gently and firmly what you don’t like, and he’ll comply. unlike with most other things though, you’d probably have to tell him a few times before he actually listened.

at first, michael’s not the most generous lover. you’ve got to tell him, or even better, show him the ideal way to please you. seeing your pleasured face or hearing your breathy moans will be enough to spur him on to learn more.

teach michael to give you head. it’s the best idea you may ever have. the way his broad tongue laves over your sex, the way his lips close around you - it’s frustrating when he doesn’t listen for sake of his own curiosity, but, he’ll make it worth your while.

both RZ and ‘78 michael are on the larger side - 6.7/7.5 in. depending on your preferred michael. (RZ 7.5 in, ‘78 6.7 in)

not aware of how his girth may hurt you, so lube is a must! be generous about it.

like seriously, with how rough michael gets you could tear/bleed so a nearly insane amount of lube is a must.

the position michael is most fond of is missionary, he likes watching you writhe.

definitely the type to take you when and where he wants. it’s not unusual to see him trailing after you on the streets, initiating a game of hide and seek - only to herd you into an alley and proceed to fuck the shit out of you.

super affectionate for about 5 minutes post-coitus. every time, like clockwork - he’ll be kissing you, holding you close, squeezing you half to death and near purring; then all of a sudden he’s back to normal. gives you whiplash!

doesn’t mean there’s no aftercare though! after gentle guidance on it he’ll always bring you whatever you ask afterward, let you lay against his broad chest as you come down. after you’re all taken care of, michael takes a little bit of time to himself, his own preferred method of aftercare. he typically stays in the house but behind closed doors, or away from your eyesight. you’re not entirely sure what he does but he seems to need it, so you leave him be.

on another note…interrupt him and he’ll be very, very upset. after living with you michael begins to understand what boundaries are and how they’re important - so when you violate his, especially repeatedly, well, don’t expect to come out totally unharmed.

michael won’t have sex with you until he’s comfortable taking his mask off. it’ll be like dominos, almost! he takes off his mask then uh-oh you’re bent over the kitchen counter, taking him to his balls. (this may be where you discover how badly you need lube

he’s not much of a masturbater, so he’ll be pretty pent-up most days. you can introduce him to masturbation as a form of relief of course, but he’ll always prefer to relieve himself in you. or on you.

he’s not initially super kinky, but introduce him to a few things and michael will do some research on his own, find out what he really enjoys! finds out some of the things he already likes are kinks and is very, very pleased.

while it’s not often, occasionally michael will prefer to submit. you can tell by his body language of course, leaning into you, letting you pet him, laying over your lap and staring up at you with softened blue eyes. take these opportunities, as they don’t come often! (i can prolly go into depth on another post…lmk <3)

loves folding you in half during missionary, he likes to watch as you squirm and try to tell him that you don't bend that way - and delight when he makes you anyway.

definitely the type to wake you up with sex, whether it means he comes in after you've gone to bed one night and he's still a little pent up from his kills, or if he wakes up first in the morning and doesn't want to deal with his morning wood all by himself. that's what you're here for!

michael, all in all, loves you and your body. even if he’s a dick sometimes, he does! he’s yours to keep, and you’re his to fuck.

you’re sleeping, so so peacefully. the bed is nice and warm, your sheets are clean - you’re vaguely aware of how at peace you are and drift back into a deep sleep. sometime later you begin to stir, confused as to why the bed is rocking. and you feel so funny - “oh!” you squeak, suddenly incredibly aware of how close you are to cumming. michael is on top of you, his cock dragging against your walls as he pushes in and out, his eyes rolled into the back of his head. your legs are somehow behind your head, your boyfriend pressing you into the bed with his hips, his arms keeping your legs trapped against your torso. “michael,” you whisper, and he’s snapped back to reality. eyes landing on your face, you can see his lips begin to quirk up into a smirk. his hips begin to slam into you harder, pushing you over the edge as you finish all over him. pleased, the brunet leans down to press a kiss to your lips, nuzzling against your cheek as he chases his finish.

xoxo, babe 💋

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mywifeisbetterattf2thanyou · 1 year

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I posted 2,732 times in 2022

499 posts created (18%)

2,233 posts reblogged (82%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@crazyt0wn

@category5girlmoment

@godmodebeginswithlesbians

@helltubesusie

@zomdead

I tagged 624 of my posts in 2022

#0 - 5 posts

#ns/ft - 33 posts

#tw food - 11 posts

#prevs - 11 posts

#long post - 8 posts

#sdv - 8 posts

#dont rb - 7 posts

#<3 - 7 posts

#tw death - 6 posts

#/s - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My Top Posts in 2022:

people who say ya'll were not raised in the south

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love being online past 1am bc the only people awake are the good ones

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dni if you: drink water on a regular basis, cis, straight, dog person, hate green, like orange, morning person, drink coffee, watch anime, neurotypical, over 5'5, never played any toby fox games, listen to pop music, own more than 3 pairs of jeans, think 70 degrees fahrenheit is cold, think 80 degrees fahrenheit is hot, parents aren't divorced or dead, listen to kpop, have less than 5 playlists on whatever app you listen to music on, don't love frogs, have straight hair, don't know what "habichuelas" means, wear shoes indoors, walk around barefoot, have never had a hyperfixation, hate beef, leave your door open, have an established sleep schedule, are following more people than people following you, don't own any hoodies, don't like any musicals, have more than 500 tumblr followers

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reblog if you want to violently murder every member of the dsmp

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My #1 post of 2022

i love it when women are trans keep it up ladies 👏👏👏 ur doing great

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homeformyheart · 3 years

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wip masterlist

for the new follows: jen | she/they | blog is 18+ (minors dni on nsft / ns*w tagged content). i post my fics, commissioned art, and reblog other fanworks for choices/VNs + IFs here.

✨blog/writing status = hiatus

💖 requests are paused for these fandoms: speaker (li/bas), fallen hero (all; flystep preferred); scout (all), blood moon (all), mind blind (incl. nick x nora), andromeda-six, twc (all), choices (almost all books - just ask! no rarepairs). *feel free to include scenarios you'd like to see and use these prompt lists (i do include pairings in the tags). you can find my oc list here (desktop only). **please note i prefer scenarios where the MC is 25+ and not in high school / college settings (this is mainly for choices requests) **nsft/nsfw requests must be off-anon.

⚡= active wip | taglist = here 🔥 = nsft (minors dni) | 🧁 = prompt request

my askbox is open for anyone who wants to request or know more / see a snippet about any of the WIPs below the cut 🤗. I'll cross these out as I finish them and add if I get more requests 😅

unassigned

little ones - picking out a name 🧁

one muse to take the other from behind and "harder" 🔥🧁

the wayhaven chronicles (open to all pairings)

oneshot "forever" - adam x regina 🔥

oneshot re: demisexuality - adam x detective 🔥

multi-chap series - adam x regina

disoriented - genderfluid!oc [posted]

"we need a bigger bed" - nate x cassie 🔥🧁

little one - puppy dog eyes - adam x regina 🧁

argument to turn into sex/"you're wearing too many clothes" - adam x regina 🔥🧁

"let me hear you, baby" - farah x keawe 🔥🧁

pirate AU - full cast tbd

time travel AU ft. knight!adam - regina & remus

the kiddos get kidnapped - adam x regina

aging - adam x regina

kissing tears or down jaw & neck - nate x cassie 🧁

hoarse “kiss me” - adam x regina 🧁

oc swap with @/chroniclesinlacuna

kiss on the palm - adam x regina 🧁

speaker

oneshot re: fwb - liam cowles x speaker ⚡🔥

oneshot re: abandonment issues - liam x speaker x bas poly

mind blind

multi-chap series - nick x nora (many thanks to @anotherbeingsworld and @wayhavenots) ⚡🔥

wedding fic - nick x nora

AU where nora dies young - nick x nora & baby

little ones - helping make pancakes - nick x nora 🧁

ways to say ily while baking cookies - gray x violet 🧁

oneshot re: korean relationship ily - rosy x ivy

forehead kisses - kent x jasmine 🧁

near-death experience - gray x violet 🔥🧁

nudes - kent x jasmine 🔥

calling them nicknames - gray x violet 🧁

andromeda-six

post-nightmare comfort - june x traveler (potential for nsft) 🔥

“we’ll get through this, I promise” - cal x traveler 🧁

choices *feel free to ask if I'll write for a series/pairing not mentioned below; no rarepairs

oneshot re: beckett taking care of a sick mc - the elementalists - beckett x mc 🧁

ride or die AU multi-chap series: unraveling truth chapter 2

follow-up to "until now" - platinum - m!raleigh x mc

follow-up to "worst decision" - platinum - m!raleigh x mc

#wip wednesday #my wip #my wips #my twc wip #my mb wip #my speaker wip #my a6 wip #my choices wip #hiatus #blog update

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udonthreens · 7 years

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i was tagged by @aleena-san arigatouwuwu

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better

1. nicknames: udon, threens (unfortunately)

2. gender: uhhhhhhhh

3. star sign: leo

4. height: 5 ft something, maybe 5′7 or 5′8 idk

5. time: 18:41

6. birthday: august 8th

7. favourite bands: uhhhh

8. favourite solo artists: UHHHHH,,, i really can’t think of any right now. curently i listen to individual songs or osts of stuff.

9. song stuck in my head: fight for liberty by uverworld. good song.

10. last movie i watched: nnno idea? it’s been a ,,, while

11. last show i watched: you know it was probably steins;gate,,, it’s also been a while, i’ve really not had time for anything fdgsegfhd. if u count youtube then it was nerdcubed’s 2nd planet coaster series

12. when did i create my blog: july 26th,, no idea when my first one was made. probs summer some time too.

13. what do i post: its mainly tungle memes with a side of s;g n a sprinkling of bnha tbh,, some other stuff if u squint.

14. last thing i googled: “besiege”

15. do i have any other blogs: nope.

16. do i get asks: sometimes n they’re either horrid memes or an anon calling me cute so,,, uhh,, mixed feelings??

17. why i chose my url: i used udonnn as a temp picarto name,, then when i was thinking of a new url that was different from the one i used since i was 10, i remembered that. udonnn was taken so i used udonthreens. it says udon three ns in my description bcs its not a threens! im not a threens! yamete!!!!!

18. following: 278

19. followers: 27

21. average hours of sleep: it varies so much idk what the average would be,, on school nights i get 6-7 usually,, and like 10+ on weekends

22. lucky number: u know i dont think i actually have one.

23. instruments: piano n flute. mainly piano tho.

24. what am i wearing: two hoodies, a shirt, an L death note tshirt , trousers n socks.

26. dream job: full time writer

27. dream trip: japan and america. and space.

28. favourite food: is it udon? is it not? hmm.. :thinking:

29. nationality: uk

30. fave song: gggggyeh i dont have one currently. okabes character song, amadeus, and fight for liberty were all ones at one point. i’ve listened to them too much now tho gfsffdsg

i’m keeping up my streak of copout tagging people by saying anyone who reads this is tagged!! uwu

#tag games

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warninggraphiccontent · 4 years

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26 June 2020

We're jammin'

Back in 2018 (remember 2018? simpler times), a number of us from the IfG, some of our friends from Full Fact and Nick Halliday spent 90 minutes trying to map the government data ecosystem. That is, we had lots of pinpoint cards and scribbled the names of organisations that had some sort of responsibility for data in government on them.

You can find that original effort here. It was a bit rough and ready, we never turned it into anything beautiful, but it was useful for understanding the data landscape across government (and more than supporting our hunch that one of the challenges of data in government is the multiplicity of meanings of 'data' and the proliferation of players involved).

Just over two years on, and with a National Data Strategy expected later this year, I thought it was time to revisit the map. Since we can't physically come together around some post-its, I've turned the old 'map' into a series of slides using Google Jamboard (the first time I've used it). Please do take a look - and add, copy, edit, remix, amend as you see fit (within the parameters suggested on the first slide, of course).

We know lots of people found the original helpful for navigating government data - I hope this one can be even more useful.

And if you're in a collaborative mood, I'm always looking for additions to the following open spreadsheets:

Reports related to data in UK government

A 'data' reading list

Data-related developments in the UK's coronavirus response.

Briefly:

If you can't get enough of the words 'jam' and 'data' being juxtaposed, then you must check out DataJam North East...

...and if you can't enough of public sector-related data meet-ups, then we have a fantastic Data Bites for you this Wednesday, 1 July at 6pm. Register here. Previous events here. It's an admin data special courtesy of ADR UK.

Have a good weekend

Gavin

Today's links:

Tips, tech, etc

Will Covid kill off the office?* (The Spectator)

Don’t expect a flexible work revolution (HR Magazine)

Make video conferencing tools work across government (GDS, via Oliver)

#dontgobacktonormal

Graphic content

Viral content

COVID-19 VACCINE TRACKER (Milken Institute)

How the Virus Won* (New York Times)

An expanding epidemic (Reuters)

Coronavirus (COVID-19) in the UK (GOV.UK)

Coronavirus: How does the UK's death toll compare with other countries? (BBC News)

Revealed: data shows 10 countries risking coronavirus second wave as lockdown relaxed (The Guardian)

Coronavirus in the U.S.: Latest Map and Case Count* (New York Times)

How Somalis in east London were hit by the pandemic (FT)

Understanding excess deaths: variation in the impact of COVID-19 between countries, regions and localities (Health Foundation)

Rainy days (Resolution Foundation)

Air pollution rebounds in Europe’s cities as lockdowns ease* (FT Data)

What are the symptoms of COVID-19? Only 59% of Britons know all three (YouGov)

The government's daily Coronavirus briefings (Oliver for IfG)

Viral content: consequences

Summer brings hope and fear to Britain’s beaches and seaside towns* (FT)

Corona Shock – June* (Tortoise)

Prospering in the pandemic: the top 100 companies* (FT)

Scandinavian and Asian countries are on the way to normal everyday work - economic recovery in real time (Neue Zurcher Zeitung)

The last three months of Citizens Advice data (Gemma)

UK government and politics

Labour councils in England hit harder by austerity than Tory areas (The Guardian)

Dominic Cummings could face inquiry over special advisers (The Guardian)

Freedom of information; civil service staff numbers (IfG, now updated)

Environment and energy

UK and global emissions and temperature trends (Commons Library)

PIPE DOWN: How gas companies influence EU policy and have pocketed €4 billion of taxpayers’ money (Global Witness)

AMAZON GOLD RUSH: The threatened tribe (Reuters)

Sport and leisure

Why Jürgen Klopp’s Liverpool are on cusp of Premier League glory* (FT)

Pyramid scheme: This should have been the week of Glastonbury at 50 – will music festivals ever make a comeback?* (Tortoise)

Everything else

Seventy-five years after the UN’s founding, the world order is at risk of collapse* (The Economist)

The Human Genome Project transformed biology and medicine* (The Economist)

The N.Y.P.D. Spends $6 Billion a Year. Proposals to Defund It Want to Cut $1 Billion.* (New York Times)

Where Banks Don’t Lend (WBEZ)

Mapping London’s ethnic diversity (Niko Kommenda - though note this)

Aid Transparency Index 2020 (Publish What You Fund)

Thread (David McNair)

Trump vs Biden: who is leading the 2020 US election polls?* (FT)

What to consider when visualizing data for colorblind readers (Datawrapper)

Meta data

Viral content: contact details

Coronavirus recovery - six data protection steps for organisations (ICO)

The data rules for reopening pubs and restaurants... (me)

Concerns raised about pubs collecting data for coronavirus tracing (New Scientist)

Businesses face privacy minefield over contact-tracing rules, say campaigners (The Guardian)

The UK needs a track-and-trace system we can trust with our data (Institute for Global Change)

Viral content: I call app Britain (and elsewhere)

Google and Apple's diktat to governments on coronavirus contact-tracing apps is a troubling display of unaccountable power (Tom Loosemore for Business Insider)

The UK’s contact tracing app fiasco is a master class in mismanagement* (MIT Technology Review)

Tracking and tracing covid-19—what are the promises, limitations and risks? (Babbage, The Economist)

Apple 'not told' about UK's latest app plans (BBC News)

Does any country have 'a functioning track and trace app'? (Full Fact)

NHS Covid app didn’t pass the test but it still points way to the future (Evening Standard)

The public inquiry... (medConfidential)

No, the government hasn’t installed a coronavirus app on your phone (Which?)

Coronavirus: Ireland set to launch contact-trace app (BBC News)

French give cool reception to Covid-19 contact-tracing app* (FT)

Viral content: local data for local people

Whitehall not sharing Covid-19 data on local outbreaks, say councils (The Guardian)

Local data for local places can help save lives (ODI Leeds)

City-wide data in London: pandemic response & recovery (Part 1); Where we want to get to (Part 2) (Smart London)

Viral content: everything else

“Agreeing to do it in four weeks must’ve been a moment of madness”: Inside the team that built the UK’s furlough scheme (NS Tech)

Covid-19 has made me rethink how I publish, share and coordinate UK food data (UK Data Service)

This open source project is using Python, SQL and Docker to understand coronavirus health data (ZDNet)

Coronavirus: Artificial intelligence to 'rank' NHS patients to help clear post-COVID backlog (Sky News)

Covid-19: The Disaster Automation Was Waiting For (Tribune)

'We're using data during this crisis like never before' (via Sir Chris Ham, via Graham)

How coronavirus reshaped the NHS* (Wired)

Covid-19 and lack of linked datasets for care homes (BMJ)

Uber, WeWork, Airbnb – how coronavirus is bursting the tech bubble (The Conversation)

International Public Health Identity Systems Monitor (Ada Lovelace Institute)

Viral misinformation

Damian Collins MP: Social media firms must take responsibility for harmful Covid-19 disinformation (Press Gazette)

Coronavirus misinformation, and how scientists can help to fight it (Nature)

Countering Disinformation (Cardiff University)

Canaries in the Coal Mine: COVID-19 Misinformation and Black Communities (Shorenstein Center)

UK government

Digital Secretary's closing speech to the UK Tech Cluster Group (DCMS)

The UK’s digital strategy should be the wholesale elimination of administrative burden (Richard Pope)

Helping service teams make decisions about authentication and identity assurance (Technology in government)

Home Office faces court challenge over 'discriminatory' visa algorithm (Civil Service World)

Amazon UK executive to advise GDS on gov.uk (NS Tech)

We’re creating a DfE Service Manual (DfE Digital - discussion here)

If government is mostly service design, is most government service design databases and rights (Richard Pope)

Making it easier to access and use earth observation data (Defra digital)

Questions: Data Strategy (House of Lords)

Big tech

Andrew Yang is pushing Big Tech to pay users for data (The Verge)

CEO of Open Technology Fund Resigns After Closed-Source Lobbying Effort (Motherboard)

Why on Earth did Facebook Just Acquire Mapillary? (Joe Morrison)

Data justice

Data Justice Lab publishes guidebook on data literacy tools (Data Justice Lab)

If the idea of tech not being neutral is new to you, or if you think of tech as just a tool (that is equally likely to be used for good or bad), I want to share some resources & examples in this thread... (Rachel Thomas)

Wrongfully Accused by an Algorithm* (New York Times)

Everything else

Data sharing, US style (Wojtek Kopczuk, via Tom)

Data-informed/enabled vs data-driven (Amanda)

Combining Crowds and Machines: Experiments in collective intelligence design 1.0 (Nesta)

360Giving’s Datastore: a coming-of-age story for open data infrastructure (Open Data Services)

Why ‘digital’ is not separate from organisational resilience. (Cassie Robinson)

WHO DO THEY THINK WE ARE? Political Parties, Political Profiling, and The Law (Open Rights Group)

Tool (Open Rights Group)

How the BBC’s Shared Data Unit teaches journalists to find the news 'hiding in plain sight' (The Drum)

Dealing with rejection (FOIMan)

Opportunities

EVENT: Data Bites #12: Getting things done with data in government (IfG)

JOB: Head of (or Director of) Advocacy (Open Contracting Partnership)

JOB: Grade 7 Developer (MHCLG)

JOBS: Big Brother Watch

JOB: Data Engineer (The National Archives)

We’re hiring engineers! (EBM DataLab)

JOB: Ethics Research Scientist (DeepMind)

JOBS: Ethics Team, Public Policy Programme (The Alan Turing Institute)

JOB: Senior Data Scientist (Business Intelligence and Analytics) (Ordnance Survey)

INVITATION TO TENDER: Demonstrate the impact and value of tools developed within the OpenActive initiative (ODI)

CALL TO ACTION: Audit reform (Luminate)

And finally...

#dataviz

Body language... (Wired/Reuben Binns)

While listening to council meetings in Montreal, local mayor Sue Montgomery decided to knit in red when men spoke and in green for women... (#WOMENSART, via David)

19 Data Graphs All About Disney That Are Beyond Fascinating (Ranker, via Heather)

Coronavirus in Florida (Dare Obasanjo)

Watch the impact of the internet in 3 mins (V1 Analytics, via David)

Everything else

Cryptography... (Josh Glendinning)

Stickers (Andrew Newman)

A Woman On TikTok Sang A Song Calling Out People For Using Racist Statistics, And It's Gone Super Viral (BuzzFeed)

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