#dean heard this argument; which involved newly divorced and upset about it bobby chasing john off with a shotgun; and was like. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

farragoofwires · 8 months

Text

don' dweeblog

In the good version of supernatural that lives in my head, bobby and rufus are Divorced divorced instead of just hunting partners divorced and john and bobby fell out because during the divorce proceedings of 'rufus moves out and takes all his shit with him' john found out that they're queer and didn't want """"that"""" around his boys anymore.

#dean heard this argument; which involved newly divorced and upset about it bobby chasing john off with a shotgun; and was like.#well. since apparently being queer destroys your family i am actually the straightest cis man who has ever walked the earth.#also in the good version of supernatural that lives in my head bobby and rufus appear exactly as often as ellen and jo do post bar-burn #and ellen and jo appear exactly as often as bobby and rufus do post bar-burndown.#all of these people are doomed so give ellen the screentime for the love of god i hate it here.#f: supernatural #m: supernatural #'why is john homophobic in the good version of supernatural that lives in your head' because i'm a fucking genius that's why.

8 notes · View notes