some headcanons i have about earnpear & sarawatine double dates because it's probably a mess but it's the best thing ever (that we can only dream about *sobs*)
tine & pear would set up double dates every other week and they would always plan everything (place, time, clothes, etc)
they would Not consult earn & wat tho fhdjkshd so it would be like 5:50pm and tine, all dressed up, storms into their room to find sarawat lying down on his pjs and screams "WE HAVE TO BE THERE IN TEN MINUTES WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING PLAYING VIDEOGAMES RN????"
and wat would be "?????? BE WHERE ???? WHEN DID YOU TELL ME ????" and tine wouldn't answer bc he knows he didn't but they would magically still be on time
pear would spend some good two hours choosing her outfit and what make up she would wear and 90% of the time earn would be leaning on the wall all lovestruck watching her BEAUTIFUL girlfriend get ready
and then pear would snap her fingers in front of earn's face and bring her back to earth asking her if she's ready
she's Not. so she rushes to change her clothes but pear had already chosen her outfit and it was on their bed
earn chuckles and gives pear a cheek kiss as saying thank u
they all meet up at their fave restaurant and sit on their usual table because it's Tradition !!!!
THEY WOULD BE MATCHING THEIR BEST FRIENDS!!! not their partner
sarawat 🤝 earn jacket gays / pear 🤝 tine sweater gays
wat & earn would argue over what drink they should order for like 10 minutes and disagree over the stupidest details just to piss the other off
pear & tine would just be chatting and looking all endearingly at their soulmates thinking "ugh i love a dumbass"
after they all (kinda, earn still thinks cocktails would be better than margaritas) agree on what they will eat and drink, tine does the order
but he ends up mispronouncing a word and their dishes come all wrong
they eat it anyway since they already ordered it lmao
pear tries to feed earn but ends up spilling her drink all over tine's plate
the four of them look at each other and telepathically agree that they should Go Home
wat goes pay the bill and then they all drive to watine's love nest
it's around 8pm, they take out board games and earn orders pizza
tine & wat are going bankrupt because earn is buying all the land in monopoly and pear is laughing so hard she doesn't even care about the game anymore because tine is being So Dramatic and sarawat is just grumpy
pizza arrives. it's pineapple pizza.
wat is ready to Deck earn because he Knows she ordered it just to piss him off
"im sorry? what did u say mr. i lost all my property to queen earn therefore i must kneel before her???"
wat frowns but stays shut because he knows she's right kdjfksj
and it's not All pineapple pizza. she's not that bad. she ordered a bit of pepperoni for the basic boi
after they are done eating, tine remembers they have ice cream in the freezer and they all freeze their brains bc they are stoopid and tried to see who eats their bowl of ice cream faster
then they play one more round of monopoly
earn almost wins but now is actually pear who crushes them all
"i taught her well 🥺🥰"
sarawat takes out his guitar and they start singing songs and having fun together
wat & earn take turns playing the guitar
and 100% of the time when sarawat is not holding the guitar, he's holding tine
and earn, being the good Lesbian she is, dedicates every single song she plays to pear (who's all red) even tho some of them aren't even love songs
it's 2am and they are so sleepy they can barely keep their eyes open anymore
pear & earn end up crashing on the couch
while wat & tine fall asleep cuddling on their bed
thank you to @yansqing & @vitaminmetawin for their earnpear/sarawatine posts that fueled my creativity 💓
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