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fbfh · 11 months

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Dave Lizewski relationship and intimacy hcs

wc: 1.1k

genre: smut

pairing: dave x afab reader

warnings: subby dave, minor dacryphilia/dave crying, dave is both a simp and a munch for you, lot lot lot of grinding, oral (reader recieving), quickies, metric fuckton of begging whining and whimpering

a/n: I need a dave right tf now.

tags: @yesv01 @magcon7280

As with all nsfw works, all characters are aged up to 18+

With that being said, let’s get the fuck into it

Because Dave is such a chronic hornball

First and foremost

Dave loves making out with you

He will absolutely start humping your thigh within minutes

95% of the time he’s going to be a total subby wreck for you

So wield this power wisely

You tell him to bark and he will

He is wrapped your little finger so fucking tight

He is the epitome of a whipped boyfriend

Someone replied to one of my Dave drabbles calling him a munch over and over and yeah

Yeah he’s a much

An irreversible simp

A stage 4 clinger if you will

For real though Dave thinks you’re the hottest fucking person to ever exist

And not only are you in his real life

But you know he exists???

And you actually want him???????

He doesn’t get it

Todd doesn’t either

Or Marty

Or anyone really

But you do

You want him a lot

Once he has that boyfriend material scent on him, you’ll need to start fighting off all the girls who used to ignore him

Dave has no idea what’s going on

To him it just sounds like you two complimenting each other for a minute before you drag him away

(At some point you explain that those types of compliments are basically secret code and there is war waging between you, like when Ashley told you you “rock a lot of polka dots”. He doesn’t really get it but he’s still supportive of you.)

But when you drag him away it’s usually into some closet or quiet little spot to makeout with him

And if I’m being honest, making out will turn into quickies every time you can possibly get away with it

Dave is really easy to condition

So now when girls come up and talk to either of you, you notice him start to get all squirmy and excited

And now the perfect opportunity has presented itself to you

Now you get to tease the living shit out of him

You get to make him squirm even more by running your hand up and down his arm or sitting on his lap and shifting around while he tries to suppress his pretty whimpers and whines and hide his raging boner

Dave is packing by the way

He’s a classic nerd boy with a huge dick who doesn’t know what to do with it

Luckily for him, you do know what to do with it

He’s really fucking loud too

It’s totally unintentional, but GOD you will have him whining and moaning and babbling out incomprehensible words that just turns into begging

And it sounds so nice to hear

It really is one of your favorite sounds

Dave is really really into overstimulation by the way

Like he’s spent so long dreaming about being exactly where he is right now

Slotted between your legs while you squeeze around his cock with a mouthful of tiddy

That it almost doesn’t matter how many times both of you have cum

He’s going to want to keep going

Dave will go down on you for hours

He won’t stop until you finally manage to push his head away for the millionth time

All the other times you did he started begging you so sweetly

“Please,” his voice cracks and desperate tears start to well up in the corners of his eyes, “please let me touch you, just a little more. I’ll be good, I promise…”

And how can you say no to that?????

His eyes are glazed over and he’s so drunk on you that you don’t stand a chance

He’s already made himself cum so many times just from eating you out like this

Like there’s literally a puddle of cum pooling in his jeans or on your sheets or wherever

Remember that drabble about Dave needing to get himself off while eating you out???????

It’s still completely true

He’ll jerk himself off or hump whatever he can while he makes out with your sticky sweet cunt

It’s so warm and wet, so soft and squishy that he can’t get enough

Yk that tiktok trend of people describing their s/os like rescue dogs?? like “oh this one is really nervous and has attachment issues are you sure you want them?” “yes I do” then cute footage of their s/o

And how some people kept describing their boyfriends as “are you sure you want this one?? he humps a lot”

Like this

OR that audio from that doggy daycare that was like “he’s overstimulated and he’s a real humper. he’s humping everything in sight.”

…

that’s Dave

I hate to be the one to break this news to you but Dave will start grinding against you or humping your leg or palming himself if you so much as kiss him

sometimes he just looks at you and gets hard

like he gets hard and needy really fucking easily

which of course leads to more whimpering and whining and begging you to take care of him

which is just music to your fucking ears

he has literally never been more excited in his life than whenever you push him onto the nearest flat surface

and you both discover very quickly how much he loves when you take control

emphasis on the subby wreck for you thing

because he is

he’s a whiny desperate subby mess just for you

you were undoubtedly his first time

and he got so fucking attached to you after that

like you’re so welded into his brain chemistry that he can’t be with anyone else

he’s mated to you for life

he’s completely and totally yours

whatever you want, he’ll do

you can walk him like a fuckin dog and he’ll love every minute of it

he just wants your attention

and maybe some hand stuff

on the rare occasions you have to be apart, he’ll douse his pillows in your perfume or body spray or whatever and spend the whole night cuddling it and smelling it

and quickly end up grinding against it

chances are if he can, he’ll call you so you can talk him through it

because even if he can’t be near you, he still needs you

he needs you so so badly all the time

and you’re always there

you’re always there to kiss him and pull his hair and tell him what to do

and hold his hand and patch him up after a fight and tell him to be careful

you’re so far beyond the complete package

he has no idea how in the world he got you

he just knows he never ever ever wants to be without you

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