me watching breaking bad: saul brought jesse a cactus. it's the only thing in his house. just a little cactus. that's so funny.

me rewatching breaking bad after watching better call saul: oh my fucking god he brought him a cactus. ugh. he brought him a gift. ugh. thats jimmy,. thahts a jimmy thing. bringhing he brought him oh god he b. he brought ou my god. there are glimpses of jimmy in this scene and i hold it close to my heart oh god he brought jesse a cactus. saul . got him a cactus. make it stop

do you think after the events of breaking bad there was just a constant media shitstorm of people from albuquerque who like. got their car washed by walt once. and they’re just like “he seemed like he had a DEEP evil inside of him. (also i want to be on tv so this seemed like a good way to do it)” or you have people who actually do have a bone to pick with any of the characters but not for any severe infraction. like mrs nguyen gets on the 11 o’clock news and she’s like “SAUL GOODMAN LIVED IN MY NAIL SALON” and everyone’s like omg ma’am im so glad you’re okay..... that must have been so scary..... what did he do to u. and she’s just like “he drank the cucumber water /:”

mutuals do this

i love every idea neil cicierega comes up with because it’s always shit like “wouldn’t it be messed up if where’s waldo fucking died” and “what if the toxic gas could think and feel and it just wants to be loved”

my hot take is that some of you think that by being binary trans you are able to say whatever you want about nonbinary people without it being considered offensive because you're trans too. that is not the case & you need to fix your attitude towards nonbinary people even if you think we're fucking weird.

my favorite breaking bad / better call saul headcanon is that every character in albuquerque has also messed with ken wins - not just walt, kim, and jimmy. every other character has met him and immediately decided to mess with him at least once because he sucks so bad. suzanne ericson has tripped ken wins while they passed each other on the sidewalk. huell has keyed his car. one time ken and howard were getting on the same elevator and howard didn't hold it open for him. lalo probably hasn't met him though because then ken would not have lived long enough to be in breaking bad.

heartbreak feels so good is irresistible's hotter sister. if you get me.

hot girls keep losing

"the winchesters" had to end because any spn spin-off that isnt about the ghostfacers is inherently doomed to fail

i just dont think i'm gonna own a home ever unless i get really really lucky. its depressing because it's the only thing i want. i just want a place to live where i can't be thrown out and i'm not at the mercy of a landlord. can anyone hear me.

people who watched better call saul and didn’t get it: so in the finale, saul-

watching breaking bad is not enough anymore i need to be killed in the desert

i'm as pissed about watcher's streaming service hellscape as the next guy but the way i've seen people shift the blame entirely onto steven lim feels really, really weird. these are 3 grown ass men who are all equally responsible for tanking their own company, as far as i'm concerned.

porn bots are dm'ing me total gibberish

if skyler white has a million fans i am one of them. if skyler white has ten fans i am one of them. if skyler white has only one fan then that’s me. if skyler white has no fans i am dead. if the world is against skyler white, i am against the world.

the urge to call howard hamlin "howie hammie" every time anyone mentions him is so strong. and i am weak.