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WEEK 7

Double, Double, Toil, and Trouble, Gabby scores and Rusty fumbles. 🎃🎃🎃 Ladies and Gentlemen, we are approaching the SPOOKIEST 👻 Night of the year this week, so it's only appropriate to have ourselves a very scary PICK-EM-POOL GHOST STORY 🦇

It all started with Abby. She was depressed she was bringing up last place 😞 so she decided it was time to focus on football 🤓 She had all the pick-em-pool players move into the local abandoned house so they could spend ALL their time watching games 🏈 Little did she know the house she brought everyone to was an ABANDONDED MANSION built upon A GRAVEYARD and HAUNTED BY THE GHOST of Deebo Samuel #GoCocks 🐓 What's worse, there was a bouncer at the haunted house door who rejected Brady, so she went home with him 💁‍♀️ She is the first one lost in our horror story 🧛‍♀️ (8th -53 pts)

Not long after arriving at the house, Val AKA "bowling-machine" AKA "bowling-butterball" Daigneault 😱 was rummaging around a medicine cabinet, looking for a place to hide her secret shrine to Rocky 🐕

Yet when she closes the cabinet, in the mirror's reflection SHE SEES A MURDERER🔪 It's... the NEW YORK JETS ✈ back to take revenge for Val INCORRECTLY not picking them this week 😬 Seems like Val has picked Denver for the last time ☠ (7th - 55 pts, RIP)

Just one room over, Rusty hasn't heard a thing 😨 He's in the shower trying to give Enzo a bath 🛁 - with enough scrubbing Enzo will go from smelling like a racoon that died eating expired Slim Jims out of a Dumpster, to a downright Yankee Candle factory 👃 What Rusty DOESN'T hear, however, is THE MURDERER sneaking up behind the SHOWER CURTAIN. Oh, no, it's... THE CAROLINA PANTHERS here to payback Rusty for wrongly picking Tampa Bay 👎 Pour a shot of Jack Daniels out for rusty 🎃 Then slurp that shot up off the ground, what are you doing wasting good alcohol?! 🥃 (6th - 58 pts, RIP)

Juliette has missed all the commotion upstairs. The Desert Diver was busy warming up the PIPES 🎶 for her upcoming The Voice audition

As she's hitting her do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-dos she doesn't even notice that sneaking up behind her is THE MURDERER 🔫 It's... SAM SMITH 🎤 here to WHACK Juliette for not choosing his song. R.I.P. Juliette, lets all hit the griddy in her honor 💃🕺 (5th - 59 pts, RIP)

JJ, somehow, is oblivious to all this 🌓👻🎃🦇 He's busy ARGUING with Logan over his SNOOTY Parisian French words. Who even says portable? 📞📱☎ and don't even get me started on Je dois.

He was so steamed that he stormed off to explore the house. Of course, the first place he checked was the SPOOKY BASEMENT where he came face to face with THE MURDERER 🗡🔪🏹 "Je suis en train de mourir je suppose!" 🙄 (4th - 60 pts, RIP)

Janie dodged all the initial SPOOKY 👻 Events. While all this was going on, she was up at 3:17 to take Juliette to swim practice, returned home to make breakfast, then cleaned up, did the dishes, folded 4 loads of laundry, saved Rocky from the pool, pruned her cacti, raked the yard, made lunch, drove Juliette to school, got her masters, and vacuumed the carpet by 9:06 🤯 But LOOK OUT 😱 because THE MURDERER is coming 🏃‍♂️ and they have a CHAINSAW ⛓ ... wait, that's just Janie snoring - I don't blame her, she's been busy! 👟 (4th - 60 pts)

Peyton & Gabby heard the commotion and saw THE MURDERER down the hall. They wasted no time dashing outside to the car 🚗 OH NO THE CAR WON'T START 😵 luckily they spot a group of candy seeking trick-or-treaters down the road and go to blend in. Gabby dresses as wonder woman, and Peyton dresses as a telephone pole 🤫 They don't make if far before Gabby is incapacitated after eating about six thousand sour skittles 😙 So these two are recuperating in 2nd and 3rd place 🥈🥉

Lisa knew she would only be at the haunted house for a few days, so she packed light 💼 only brining with her a 76 pound suitcase and 23 pairs of shoes 👡 lugging that bag around made her hungry, so she stopped to have some lunch. And out of the corner of her eye, she saw THE MURDERER sneaking up behind her 😳😨😱 She turned around and walloped him with her sandwich. Fortunately the bread was organic, cage-free, nut-free, gluten-free bread made out of tapioca & tree bark so it was hard as a brick, and the murderer was KNOCKED OUT COLD ✊

So there you have it folks, LISA, GABBY, & PEYTON turn out to be the only survivors of our SPOOKY STORY, taking home the top 3 spots. DO THEY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN?!?! If Lisa can hold on, she will win some serious dough 🤑💸💰💲💹💹💹

Happy Halloween Everyone 👻🎃🦇 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️

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