"you're not meant to eat toothpaste" ok then why is it tasty who put the taste in this paste if it's for my tooth and not my tongue. CLEARLY the designers wanted me to do SOMETHING with the taste property of this paste otherwise they wouldn't have put it there, but i suppose the copious amounts of fluoride must also be there to deter you from eating it for some reason what's the point of the funky colors then??? you go the lengths of making the paste minty and colorful with like shiny flakes n shit and then you make it inedible? what sort of garden of eden forbidden fruit bullshit is this. Is there like a writing metaphor at play here? ooo this thing u have to put in your exposed mouth bones once maybe twice a day or so will forever tempt you to eat it but if you do you die ooo it's like... about instant gratification or some shit it sucks this is bad writing hand over your pen and how come they ALL do the same stuff. LET ME BITE INTO THE PLASTIC THING WITH THE MINTY GOOP I NEED TO TEAR IT OPEN OAGGG!!! so called "free thinkers" when toothpaste... maybe there's a big untouched market for edible toothpaste out there you never know

oh wait perhaps the taste is there to get rid of whatever taste was in your mouth prior yeah i guess that makes more sense