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Gonna watch The Poughkeepsie Tapes and keep yall updated

Tw for pretty much anything under the sun in this movie. It is a mockumentary about a serial killer and there is a lot of graphic, really triggering imagery. I am not telling people to watch it and this is my official statement saying don't watch this if gore, r*pe, murder, csa, and really upsetting discussions about crime scenes even make you mildly uncomfortable.

Okay starting off, it's real weird. Mf just killed a little girl and that's pretty fucked up. The 911 call from the mom was chilling as fuck.

Okay so he's hitchhiking with a young couple. That is the number one thing you never do that horror movies teach you.

Mind you it is 11:30 am and I'm home alone with my cats

Okay so he just chloroformed the girl and I think he killed the dude.

Feel bad for that dude who had to watch all of the tapes. Homie could not sleep forever.

Criminal minds has trained me for this.

Yeah sure poking her with a stick will wake her up- oh. Ew.

Ew. Ew. Just.

Oh he used sign language to- that's kinda cool tbh. A little stupid cause he gave himself away on one part but that-

"Okay. Here's a killer who understands bureaucracy" WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME

Oh now we getting to the real fucked up parts.

Well I hate to break it to you but something IS going to happen and you are really not going to like it

Why this dude got the same kitchen layout as me tf

That is. A large knife

Oh wait is he in the girl's house?

She got the same kitchen as me

And she's showering oh no

GIRL GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE

Uh oh

How is this guy so good at hiding holy shit

Bro you are leaving fingerprints EVERYWHERE. amateur.

Girly your ice cream is gonna mel- girl- YOUR ICE CREAM IS MELTING

Why am I more stressed out over the dude being caught than I am over the motherfuckers getting MURDERED

How is he so quiet he is literally right behind someone what the fUCK OH AND THE BOYFRIEND GOT MURDERED

GIRL RU- aaand she's unconscious.

Oh that's messed up.

Christmas tree lights??? Sock drawer??? WHAT THE FUCK

I ain't no expert but I don't think she's coming home

Oh he is talking to the mother oh god.

Oh that's fucked up

Ah yeah changed M.O will do it

Hun as soon as you give the killer a name he will start kiLLING FASTER

To be fair she did warn you

Oh now he's interviewing bundy and it is MESSED UP

GIRL DON'T JUST SAY "SURE" TO GOING IN TO SOME RANDOM ASS BASEMENT

OF FUCKING COURSE IT WAS A COP GOD DAMMIT

Good he needs to die

Oh fuck 9/11 happened two days after

Fuck he was innocent???

Damn I've got like 30 mins left of this movie

Oh that's where that gif is from. That used to give me such bad paranoia

Gross.

Oh shit she's alive!!

She's gonna need so much therapy holy shit

Oh honey.

Fuck she can't even catch a break dead holy shit

"I wonder what was on those tapes" I don't!!!

Oh shit I thought that was the end of it.

Final thoughts:

It was fucked up in ways I couldn't describe, it gave me the chills, kinda made me feel gross, but it also, in some ways, wasn't AS fucked up as most say. Definitely adhere to my trigger warning above. I honestly didn't like it that much, it relied too hard on shock and gore, and I don't think that makes a good movie. I really liked the style of it, and I like that although it doesn't give you a break from the upsetting discussions, it gives breaks in between having to see the tapes.

Final rating: I'd say a 5/10. It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great. It was just okay.

If you wanna see me react to more horror movies shoot me an ask, and I'll make a list in my pinned of what movies I refuse to watch!

If you wanna see more of this boring ass post type, the tag I made for it is #brxken horror movie reactions

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