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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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You've been sending me perfect asks on my blog... So now I shall retaliate >:) (I know you probably know who this is, but I got too embarrassed to send this from my normal blog and I couldn't figure out how to switch blogs for asks 😅)

- Freddy lightly dragging his blades over your shoulders and back to get a reaction out of you. He can use his dream magic to control how sharp the blades are (I hope) so it can be completely safe texture play.

- (im mot sure exactly how you feel about Audrey... But i do know you like their voice~) Audrey II crooning and sweet talking to you while you're trying to do your work. They can't exactly sneak up behind you and whisper in your ear, but that doesn't mean they don't can't make you flustered with what they say.

- You're on a hunting trip with Jim Bickerman and whoever else is with him. You all settle down for the night, but there seems to not be enough tents for all of you. There's only one tent left, and you and Jim are the only ones who don't have one yet... And that old man is looking at you with that damn smirk of his, "Well, ain't this quite the predicament sweetheart~?"

- Being in a relationship with Wheezy and Greasy... And they both get ~in the mood~ at the same time. How would you go about this?

- Cruella designing specific outfits she wants to see you in, just for you... Including clothes to wear when you're supposed to be waiting for her~

I wanted to add more... But I ran out of ideas XD I hope you like these 😏 XD

AHHH! Yes!! I am so glad you have been enjoying my asks!! Their will be more!! And thankkkk you so much for these <3<3 I HAD to write some of them XDD Just like, excerpts ^^

Includes/Warnings:

Audrey II x Reader- Voice kink, sexual references, human/plant relations, manhandling, and someeee... touching. 🙃🙃🙃😅 (Not explicit)

Cruella De Vil x AFAB!Reader- ... you must know at this point I cannot hold myself back with Cruella XD 😅 So this one is explicit... It describes pictures she has drawn of you in those outifts... and in some particular positions.

Greasy Weasel x AFAB!Fem!Reader x Wheezy Weasel- Threesome!! Cunt eating (Greasy) and dirty talk/teasing (Wheezy). Also I think reader is in some sorta space. Tiny bit of a sharp teeth kink. R e a l l y explicit.

Jim Bickerman x Fem!Reader- Established relationship, semi-public sexual shenanigans, getting caught (Semi-explicit)

Audrey II:

"Y/N... " A vine moseys over to your desk after a short amount of silence and prods the squishy area of skin at your middle, and you respond by wrapping your arm around your tummy; Not looking over at the overgrown Venus fly trap. Not paying them any of the attention they crave. "baby... doll... watcha doin'?"

"Working, Audrey, shush." You keep your voice even, which you know will drive them crazy, and continue writing.

"Shu- Me?? Oh no, darlin', I don't think so!~ " The vine that poked at your tummy fat lifts towards your desk instead, then- but you push it away before he can snatch your homework away. They gasp. "Excuse me??"

"I'm really busy right now, I'll entertain you later."

For a moment they manage to stay quiet, but you can practically feel the cogs turning in their brain. You know your study time is not going to last long. "... Hmmm... " He hums, the sound sending a little shameful tingle all the way through you; Making you squeeze your eyes closed for a moment and cross one leg over the other, before refocusing on your work. No, no. The damn plant will not distract you today. You have got to get this essay done!! "I gotta say baby... I have to disagree with you~ "

"Good thing you don't get a say- " You're cut off when 4 vines wrap around the legs of your chair and suddenly tear you around to face him; dragging you closer and closer in the chair towards the corner Audrey lives in. Theirs a big smirk on the horrible fauna's huge mouth, and you know you have to get out now. Quickly you hop off the chair and rush back to your desk, gathering up your things in your arms. "Audrey, I'm just gonna go study at the library. I'll be back later toni- "

"Oh no no sweetheart~ Not so fast~ " Oh god, the way they call you sweetheart has you freezing totally still for a moment-

-And that, was all the time Audrey needed to wrap one of their thicker vines around your middle and slowly drag your body towards them this time; Causing you to drop some things, along the way. "Oh!- My stu- "

"Don't worry about it, baby! We're doin' something else, now~ Now c'mon... I wanna see you writhe... "Fuck. "... so go ahead and let go a' those books for me. Let go, baby... " You get the feeling he must mean to let go of more then just your books when he says it like that, but you refuse to let go of anything.

"Audrey, this is important." You beg, holding your books tight against your chest even as he tugs at them from the bottom. "I- "

"Don't you want me to be nice to you??... Y/N, I can be so goddamn nice... You don't know how nice~ I can be to you, yet... But I'll show ya!~ I'll show ya the ropes~ " At that, the vine around your waist shifts upwards a little bit, pulling up your shirt with it, and another vine curls into the waistband of your bottoms. "I can be your best friend, baby!"

Eyes wide, surprised at how this night is progressing and even more horrified that you don't want it to stop- not with Audrey talking to you like this- you let them steal your books and take them away. The huge, inhuman grin on Audrey's 'face' broadens, and that same vine comes back to wrap around your hair and hold it back from your face- and take control over your head. "Ah- "

"Don't worry baby. We're gonna have some fun tonight... just you and me... "

Cruella De Vil:

You hadn't seen this book, before. Which was odd, because Cruella often used the same brand for her sketches- always the same sleek, black leather binding and impossibly crisp paper you're cutting yourself on.

This one was no different. And she dropped it on your desk just the same as she always did, with enough force to send any loose papers flying so she could roll her eyes at you and complain that your desk is a disgusting mess as always. She even told you what you were to do with it, like you hadn't done it a million times before. Like you were unaware of the drill, even at this point. Because apparently you're an idiot.

It was all quite normal.

That is, until you opened the book so you could make copies of the sketches for manufacturing to keep. Until you looked at the new sketches.

Immediately you thrust the pages hard against your chest as fast as you can, dreading anyone else seeing what you just saw and looking around to make sure that you're alone in the room. Because- porn.

It was porn. There was no other way to describe it, from the... graphic positions the women were in, to the almost lack of clothes entirely. Being Cruella's assistant, you had seen plenty of lingerie sketches before, but they were usually tasteful! These... from what you saw before you hid them, they were just...

Obnoxiously horny.

Eyes wide and nervous, you slowly pull the book away from your chest to look again, so so curious despite your embarrassment and hot cheeks, and- yep. Definitely. Still porn. Cruella De Vil had sat in her glass office today looking oh so professional, and drawn porn.

... You cant stop looking at them. They're great, actually. You can feel your pussy throb, as your thumb runs over the center of a particularly well-done sketch; One where the woman is sat down with her knees spread wide and her head tuned away, eyes closed. Her cunt's open and shaded red, the only colour Cruella has added to the sharp, black-and-white pages.

You're so unbelievably hot at these pictures, just looking at them - distracted by particular parts of them, - , that at first you don't read the labelling at all. Cruella's handwriting in this book is all in cursive, and you have to focus to read it, but when you do begin to go through the notes... you feel yourself get even hotter.

Your name is all over the pages. Y/N in fur, written on top of a woman stood terribly naked, wearing just a fur hat and fur boots. Y/N in silk, written beside the woman with her beautiful red pussy bare on the page and a very shiny silk chemise bunched up around her hips. Y/N in chiffon, written beside a woman wearing just a long chiffon skirt and arms raised away from her confidently bare chest. Y/N in satin, written beside a woman with her hands on her hips, holding a long satin robe back from hiding her body- at all.

Y/N in- Y/N in- Y/N in-

After a while, and your eyes are the size of saucers while your underwear is absolutely soiled, you plop down finally in a chair by the photo copier and turn to the last page. Theirs a sticky note on it, but you peel it off in order to see the final picture, and give a choke gasp at the image Cruella's drawn for you.

An absolutely tasteless picture of a woman - you, - bent over a familiar desk, with your feet spread wide so your ass and cunt are on full display to anyone looking. The angle is from just above, as if you're standing just behind the woman - you, - and she's preparing to take you in. God, you can feel yourself clenching at the sight- the thought- the idea-

Is this what Cruella wants? Does she want you like this? Does she want to fuck you this badly??

As if as an after thought, you look at the sticky note.

Y/N,

My Office. Later tonight after everyone leaves.

Cruella De Vil

Greasy Weasel x Reader x Wheezy Weasel:

You were already with Greasy when Wheezy walked into the room, and he knew damn well what the two of you were up to- he always knew- he just doesn't always want to do it too. He doesn't have as big a drive as the two of you do.

But evidently today is one of the days where he does want to fuck, he is in the mood. This is evident when he walks in and locks the door behind him; not taking his cool eyes, dark with lust, on you with Greasy's mouth moving on- against- around your cunt.

Wheezy's eyes flicker up to your face, raising his brows- as if asking, if theirs room for one more.

You open your mouth to tell him yes, of course, but its Greasy who responds. He didn't see the question Wheezy silently posed, but he can tell since you're not freaking out that someone has come in right now, that it has to be your other boyfriend. He pops his mouth off of you, though he doesn't take his eyes off of it at all, mesmerised by what is definitely one of his favourite things in the world, and instead just moves to rub his thumb against your clit. "Welcome in, el fumador... help yourself~ we're just beginning here... "

... Wheezy smirks, rolling his sleeves up more securely and strolling over to the bed, leaning over you as you move your head to see him. He gives you a little hello kiss when you crane your neck back because he's right beside the bed now, and strokes your hair for a moment.... Then his eyes slide right back down to Greasy and what he's doing to you, and how slick you are, and a mischievous look that makes you even hornier flickers in his eyes. "Really, Grease? Looks like you've been workin' her for- damn. Hours, now. She looks like she's ready to pop."

"I'm just that good, I guess!~ "

"Mhm... "

Needy and non-verbal, you just reach for Wheezy's shirt collar and drag him back down to you and your parted lips as Greasy connects his mouth to you once again; Slipping your tongue immediately into his mouth while your other boyfriend devours your cunt like his favourite meal. You kiss Wheezy with all the want you're feeling, meshing your mouths together slowly but licking his tongue so dirty you would feel embarrassed, if you weren't so close. He reciprocates, easily giving you what you want, taking care of his needy, desperate girl without even touching you anywhere inappropriate.

He pulls away too soon, and you let out a sad little whine, as he brushes a thumb over your lips and gives a smokey chuckle. He's still so close! Why is he doing this?- "Its okay, baby, its alright... we're gonna take care of you... "

"Please- "

"Y'feel Grease down there?? Does that feel good?" Quickly you nod, your fingers still curled around Wheezy's collar. It feels really, really good- his tongue is so deep- "Make sure y'tell him how good he's doing, cutie, he deserves some praise dontcha think??"

Eyes wide, you nod again. Greasy does deserve it. "Its so- so good- "

"Hear that Grease?? So, so good... "

Greasy moans and nods into your most private place and it has you bucking, slapping a hand over your mouth to keep from making a terribly load sound- which just makes him chuckle against you, sharp teeth brushing against your delicate skin.

"Now... lay down, baby. I need a little something, too today. Its been a hard week... " Your eyes slip downwards towards Wheezy's hands as he unbuckles his belt, causing your mouth to actually water. "... and you wanna help me out, dontcha? Yeahhh, I know you do... you're a good baby... " As you nod once again, eager to please, Wheezy gives another smirk; looking down to Greasy. "Isn't she, Grease?"

In responce, Greasy shows you both as he shoves his hand down in his own pants.

Jim Bickerman x Reader:

To your credit, you did try to keep it to a goodnight kiss tonight.

... The key word being try. When you noticed him watching you in that way that reminds you he's a hunter while you were just getting comfy in your sleeping bag, you had asked him what? And when he had acted all innocent like he hadn't been practically licking his chops at you, you explained that you were not having sex in this tent tonight because a. the tent is not sound proof and b. it was inappropriate. The poor men you're camping with did not need to experience that.

And you didn't need to be looking them in the eyes the next day knowing that they are now privy the sound you make when the creepy old man hits that particular spot deep inside you, to be frank.

You even said goodnight, and held the sleeping bag over your head.

But fuckkkkkkkkk you cant help yourself. You're almost as bad as Jim is- actually, scratch that almost. You are as bad. That's why he's so perfect.

All of 2 minutes later, you were giving a groan at your own lack of self control (You've really got to work on that), crawling out of your sleeping bag (Pulling the flannel Jim leant you, or you stole from him, tight around you to shield you from the cold), and finding yourself straddling him. From below he gives a smirk, about to say something like I told you so, or I thought so, or ha ha- but you just silently shake your head at him and lean down to kiss him. Like no- nope. No gloating. If you gloat sir, you die.

For a while its just kissing, his beard rubbing against your face and the brim of his hat grinding into your forehead until you take it off him- chucking to an unknown corner of the tent. This makes him chuckle, as you release his mouth to breath and give him a bemused grin, nose scrunched up slightly at him, before pressing a quick kiss to his cheek and then his clothed shoulder.

He curls his fingers into the loops in your jeans - you hadn't bothered to get changed to go to sleep, it was way too cold, - and tugged your hips against his. "Mmm... I can feel you all hot and throbbing, sweetheart... somethin' you wanna tell me? Maybe you don't think this is so inappropriate??... " When you lift yourself up to give him a deadpanned look, his eyes light up very purposefully and he makes 'oh' sound. "Orr, maybe you like that... "

You just hold up a finger, like quiet, before kissing him again. This time he doesn't let that be it, disconnecting his mouth from yours way too soon in favour of leaning up a little whispering in your ear. "Your mess in your pants is distractin' me. I'm gonna need you to take them off... "

"Hm~" You hum, leaving him and standing up the best you can in the small tent to wriggle out of your jeans, kicking them off into the same corner his hat went so you're left in your shirt and Jim's blue flannel. Jim eagerly undoes his own pants then, too, so when you lower yourself back onto him you can easily access the poor man's painfully hard cock, sitting hot and impatient underneath you, behind cotton boxers. Wow, you think vaguely. He can sure hold himself together well- you didn't think he needed you this badly!! You might have taken mercy on him sooner if you'd known... Well- "... Do you have- "

Before you can even finish the sentence, he's offering you a condom from who-knows-where. It makes you snort as you accept it. "What a gentleman... "

"I do try, pumpkin."

"Okay," You grin, shaking your head and trying to go back to that quiet, purposeful mood from before despite Jim making you smile. "Okay- we doing this?" You're still giggling a little, the heat of the moment and the middle-of-the-night sillies getting to you now. "G'head then, whip it out- "

Suddenly you're cut off- and its not by Jim, or your own giggling. Its by someone outside the tent- "PLEASE, don't!!" They yell suddenly, followed by a couple of others voicing their agreement with grunts and pleases and one particularly pained jesus christ jim, let us sleep!! He sounded like he was in the tent right next door.

"... Oh god- " You start, face heated up like a stove as you pull part of the flannel up to cover your face some, half laughing still from the night-time hysteria and this ridiculous situation, and looking down to connect eyes with Jim.

He looks like he's about to lose his composure, too, and then someone's shoe gets thrown at the side of your tent and you both burst out laughing.

(Annnnnd thank goodness this is finally done- I can go read your Scroop Headcanons now XD)

#MultiVillains x Reader Smexcerpts #MultiVillains x Reader Drabbles #MultiVillains x Reader #MultiVillains #Smut #Jim Bickerman #Jim Bickerman x Reader #Greasy Weasel #Wheezy Weasel #Greasy Weasel x Reader #Wheezy Weasel x Reader #Cruella De Vil #Cruella De Vil x Reader #Audrey II #Audrey II x Reader

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slashingdisneypasta · 9 months

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Reccomendation: Apply pretty hearts to pictures of your F/O's... excellent for mental health. 🖤🖤🖤

#... mostly cruella. cuz she is just so pretty 😅😅#F/O #F/O's #Cruella De Vil #Otis B Driftwood #Jim Bickerman

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illadvisedselfships · 5 days

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One of my favourite things to imagine, is having a Prince Charming con pulled on me from Shrek 2 through my F/O's XDD And being so confused, because like-- 👠 smiling and waiving at the public?? 📕 do you have g l i t t e r on your lips!? 🖕did you just call me mUFFIN CAKE?? And since w h e n, in high heaven, can 🐊 ballroom dance??

#its so fun XD #👠cruella de vil👠#📕professor callahan📕#🖕otis b driftwood🖕#🐊jim bickerman🐊

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illadvisedselfships · 4 months

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My F/O's in order of how Daddy they are from least (top) to most (bottom):

Otis

Callahan

Jim

Cruella

Cruella is the Daddiest XD She has the biggest dick, too. (:

#🤣🤣🤣#i'm not wrong. XD #🐊jim bickerman🐊#👠cruella de vil👠#🖕otis b driftwood🖕#📕professor callahan📕

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Jafar, Cruella De Vil, Greasy Weasel, Doc Hudson, Otis B Driftwood, Scott, Mr Snake, Sheriff, and Jim Bickerman.

No tags- you do it too if you want to ^^

#Jafar #Disney Jafar #Cruella De Vil #(Specifically this version of Cruella)#Greasy Weasel #Doc Hudson #The Fabulous Hudson Hornet #Otis B Driftwood #TD Scott #Mr Snake #Cars Sheriff #Sheriff Cars #Jim Bickerman #these were hard to choose!!! but i'm happy with who's there now ^^

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illadvisedselfships · 5 months

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After Cruella gets Pavlov-ed:

CruElla: Oh, James, Join me; Don't hurt animals 🌻🌻🌻 let's save them together instead! ^^ 🌻🌻🌻 I truly believe you could do better with your life! You have it in you ^^ 🌻🌻🌻

Jim: Em... no, I don't think so 😆😆😆

#👠cruella de vil👠#🐊jim bickerman🐊#this wouldnt leave my head XD #whereas her relationship with otis is now nonexistant entirely #he walks into the same room as her and she cries.#callahan does a lotta sighing and rolling his eyes XD

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Ahhh!, I had a Jim dream! XD So basically I'm at the movies with a buncha people I know (Its a movie theatre you gotta take a plane to, as well. Not super relevant but I thought it was interesting). Jim is somewhere on the other side of the airport, I can see him but I'm paying more attention to the movie I'm going to see and the fact that people are here I haven't spoken to in YEARS-

One of my friends spots him and sorta disses him- I don't remember what they said but it wasn't nice. Like 'ugh, he's here' (RUDE) I don't really respond, not interested in conversing with this person.

Then a little later on I've disconnected from my friends and am standing alone, and he ends up right behind me?? We start talking?? Whispering to eachother??? Like a little conversation just between us ^^

Just talking about the movie! He says something about it being Tintin and I say that movies boring and he gets so offended!! Because apparently that's his favourite movie?? 😆😅 But it's not a real argument or anything, it's just two people fondly teasing eachother.

... Because we're together. I just haven't been bothered to tell my judgmental friends apparently 😆😆😆

Then as we're waiting for the next plane to land he's still behind me and rests his head on my shoulder, tired.

I can still feel that weight!! XDDD

A+ Dream, I'm very happy haha XD

#i woke up JUST after he did that. my cruella song alarm started blaring and i have NEVER been so upset 😆😭😆😅#Jim Bickerman #Dream #Dreams #F/O Dreams

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years

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One more (for now at least, I may get new ideas later). What about a tattoo of the husband Mr. Snake coiling around your arm or something? Probably trying to crack the safe of your heart?

YES THE HUSBAND.

OH I LOVE THAT! But like, he'd have to look RIGHT, you know. Actual animation style XD But ohhhhhhhh I'd love that. I think having a tattoo like that would finally, accurately express my love for him haha XD

PLEASE lemme know if you come up with any more ideas, they're golden ^^

#he doesnt need to crack that particular safe man it is broke by now. he owns it.#(he does share it with cruella and jim bickerman tho)

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illadvisedselfships · 4 months

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So accurate XDD

#is he okay though??? 😅😅😅 XD #🐊jim bickerman🐊#👠cruella de vil👠#📕professor callahan📕

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 month

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top ten characters and your favorite color?

Oooh, thank you for the questions!! My favourite colour is green, it will always always always be green, and my top ten favourite characters... so hard!! 😅 I picked the ones that always comfort me/cheer me up when I think about them ^^ These are the keys to my heart basically XD

Jafar

Greasy Weasel

Slenderman

Jim Bickerman

1996! Cruella De Vil

Lots-'O'-Huggin' Bear

The Evil Grimhilde

Professor Callahan (2007 Broadway ver.)

Otis B Driftwood

The Jockey (Dancing Jax)

(Villains only, because if I try to make a top 10 ten list involving both my favourite villain and favourite hero characters my brain will explode 😅 XD)

#(not in any particular order)#the scarecrow from WoOz is definitely making his way up there too but i'm not ready to take any of the others down yet 😥

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slashingdisneypasta · 3 months

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Hey thank you for the links! They are working. Werewolf Sykes is sooo cool. And, I love dark fic so I thought the drabble was awesome. Pulling a gun on his s/o? Yeah. He would. His gentle, quiet, dangerous voice...👌👌

I had a dark thought, too. Warning for dub-con. If your family happened to owe Sykes a debt...imagine him demanding you as part of his payment. Promising them that the amount they owe will be reduced if they hand you over. He'll say you'll be working for him, helping with accounting and bookkeeping, that your services will take some of the weight off his shoulders...they can't see any other option but to accept.

He walks to you to his car, whispering silkily into your ear not to worry, all your needs will be taken care of. One of his big, warm hands on the small of your back as you climb into the back seat. Just a hint of a threat in his voice and his imposing size sending a shiver through you. You soon find out that the services he mentioned aren't exactly what you were expecting ;)

That's it. 😁 You must have some Toon Patrol asks then. 😁 I like the Weasels too, Wheezy being my fav. What else do you have asks for? It's ok if you don't want to share- I am just very curious. I have a feeling I'm going to like it here!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh my gosh.

This. This, this, this!!! There's nothing to add, its just- Ughhh, good stuff 👌 XD

Accounting 😏 and Book Keeping 🥰 I see.

And- yes!! I have lots of Toon Patrol asks! ^^ There is some other stuff sprinkled in as well though. Ooh you like Wheezy?? Sameeee XD He is so chill and in control 😏 While also being an unpredictable addict, which is very interesting XD

Here's the list!: (Apart from the OC stuff, the audience for which is basically @marinerainbow and I XD )

Doc and Sheriff from Cars x Reader x Chick Hicks. I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED TO WRITE THIS. I NEED TO SIT MY ASS DOWN AND ENJOY IT, I DUNNO WHY I KEEP PUSHING IT BACK!! @marinerainbow g i f t e d this ask to me, suggesting a reader who's so flirty with Doc and the Sheriff, because she likes them so much <3<3 , but who's getting nowhere with them because she's younger and they're gentlemen who would never 'take advantage' of her- when Chick comes into the picture and starts coming onto reader (He has no problem with the age gap 😅🤣). And she kinda has a moment, like... well, I'm not getting anywhere with the men I w a n t- so I might as well give this guy, who actually w a n t s m e, a chance! Right?? And then suddenly Doc and Sheriff are jealous XD

Another of her gift asks to me as a Professor fucking Callahan one where he treats Student!Menstruating!Reader better then all the other students XDD I c a n n o t believe I haven't written this yet. I guess I just feel guilty writing so much Cal (and Jim and Cruella and Otis- my f/os) 😅😅 The audience is real niche for them 😅😅😅

Horror Villains sorted by Love Language

A few Spotify Wrapped Prompts I still havent done 😅😰 (Maleficent, Psycho Weasel, Greasy Weasel, Inkubus, Clayton, and the Horned King).

Rufus Firefly thoughts! x2

@marinerainbow 's Slasher!Toon Patrol AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x2

Lady Tremaine and Madame Medusa thinking about reader while they're... self caring~ 😏 XD

Which Disney Villains would be up for a threesome with reader?? And with w h i c h other Disney Villains would they be happy to do it with? 😏😏😏

Ex!Freddy Krueger x Reader who's with someone else now but cant stop thinking about him. (God fucking damn him, right?? XD ) I actually have written this, but I made it r e a l self indulgent and the other guys is d e f i n e t l y Jim Bickerman (I mean- I didn't use his name- But I alluded to it XD Reader kinda goes 'J- ' and stops just in time XD ). So i have to rewrite it and make it a bit more ambiguous XD

Pervy Villains (Beetlejuice, Chucky, Freddy, Greasy, Hades (or Jafar. I'm thinking of swapping them), and Offenderman) reacting to noticing reader having a wet dream ~~~

#i hope you do like it here!! ^^ you seem lovely and we're happy to have you!! ^^ 💛💛💛

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slashingdisneypasta · 6 months

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Ohhhhhh I did send an ask about wolf characters, but now that you've decided that your F/O's are werewolves, I must send this one in now XD

How exactly do you see your F/O's as werewolves? Some I can easily see like Otis. But Cruella??? Oh the poor woman XD do you think they were born werewolves or bitten? Are they a specific type woth different attributes? How do you think their wolfy forms look like? I'm very intrigued

I have been thinking about this since you sent this in!! ^^

To preface: These werewolves struggle less with their full moon's the more that they have given in to their wolf side. The more they connect with the animal and leave humanity behind, the more of their actual minds (Their humanity, their thoughts) remain after they've transformed. ... and also yes. They all had ruts XD - but those stop around menopause time. Even for the men who do not get menopause. No pups are coming outta these oldies, so theirs no need.

🖕Otis B Driftwood🖕:

Otis is pretty much totally connected with his wolf side- by complete choice. Which means he's feral, he lacks basic personal hygiene and communication skills (His rants are almost incomprehensible and he often growls/grunts in responce to people.), he'll sniff you for signs of weakness/aggression/etc, he's aggressive, he'll lick his wounds, etc. He's still Otis, he's just very very wolf-like.

Otis is so stubborn and strong of mind, and is so connected with his wolf side, that if he doesn't want to shift- he fucking wont. He used to like it, though, the freedom; but as he grows older he wants to shift less and less (Its hard on the joints 😅) so he's becoming more human and disconnected from that canine side of him. Hence the bettering in his appearance and his seeming to become less feral in 3 From Hell.

... but that also, of course, means that his shifting is becoming a lot harder on him. It takes him by force now and then he's even more aggressive then ever when he's in the wolf form. He doesn't have as much clarity as before, either, because he's fighting it. So he knows he's pissed off, but the wolf doesn't know why. Just that it needs to dig its teeth, into something.

Otis is a born wolf (His parents were werewolves, and they left him behind when he was 14 cuz like- grown. Pup is all grown.) and he changed the rest of the Fireflies/Coltranes+Captain Spaulding.

🐊Jim Bickerman🐊:

Jim is not quite as connected with the wolf as Otis is (Or as Otis was, I should say). But he is better off then the others.

You can see it in his eyes when he sees something- or someone (Prey)- he likes. Or wants. You can hear it in his voice when someone pisses him off in the quiet growl rumbling in the back of his throat. You can feel it in how his body heat's a noticeable amount warmer then the average person.

His full moon is not as easy as Otis'; he doesn't have a chance to not shift and he doesn't have the clarity Otis used to have and it hurts- but Jim kind of looks forward to it. The week before the full moon he's stronger then ever (No more limp, no need for Viagra anymore, etc.), and he can see farther then he has in years, and he can hear what the rest of the town is saying about him, which is always interesting... (he knows exactly who he hopes he bites later).

Also, it used to be that he was glad that he (His personality, his thoughts his mind) disappeared for the night that he is the wolf as he was having a particularly bad time of it when he first turned. More on this next paragraph

Now, as much as I'd love the whole Bickerman clan to be werewolves- I also know that Jim is just the idiot to get himself bitten. So yeah, he was bitten. I'd say it happened around age 36-40. Probably when he was in a really bad spot in his life (No job, gambling debts, a tab at the bar the same height as him- double sided) which is why he took to the werewolf thing so considerably easily compared to some others- it actually improved his life. He was stronger, his head clearer, his vision better (Which made shooting a lot easier), and on a full moon he could eat all he wanted.

ALSO!! a thought I'm sure you've had- how do his lost limbs factor in to his wolf form? Does he still have the prosthetics? The answer is no he does not, he's a 3-legged one-eyed wolf. Its just lucky for him that his hand does not get factored into the change since technically the wolf doesn't have arms- he has legs.

(not sure about that last bit yet, I'm still thinking ^^)

📕Professor Callahan📕:

Alright!! So when I think about werewolf!callahan I get really excited XD He of course does not connect with his wolf side much (not even as much as Jim)- he of course has that predatory thing about him when it comes to pretty students, which is something, but its not enough to cause the full moon to take it easy on him. Ahhh, I just love the idea that this very sensible modern man has such a crazy dark secret (: That after the day of a full moon, after he's taught Harvard students law- he goes home and gets more irritated and more pissed off-

until he transforms into a goddamn wolf.

Before a full moon Callahan's personality and treatment of students and employees alike gets worse. He's even meaner (Nastier, more angry then ever before. And generally Cal's not an angry man. Just a dick), he'll make you look dumb just so he can yell at you for incompetency, his hair and clothes are just enough out of place that people notice and think he's just so stressed and frazzled.

But at the same time- he's even sharper then usual. He sees holes in arguments and contracts faster then anyone, and he can beat anyone in court. Its amazing, his mind is so clear and so focused, and you feel a chill when he walks into the room because his energy becomes so domineering. He's truly shark-like.

I think Cal was also bitten.

👠Cruella De Vil👠:

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh boy. Cruella actually FIGHTS the curse- which is what it is, for her. A curse. She REFUSES to BE a BLOODY COAT.

Poor her you say??? Poor Alonzo having to be around her the week of the full moon!!! 🤣 He is not coming out of it without blunt force head trauma, lemme tell you.

Okay so, I know Cruella is pretty wolf like already; she's aggressive and focused and almost animalistic- but thats just her. Her personality. That is not her giving in to the wolf at all, no. In fact she fights it so hard she almost becomes animal completely separately from the werewolf gene. She will fight the change until she bursts a blood vessel. She will scream and shriek and hold onto her 'humanity' (... hah) with everything. But of course there are things that happen to her because of the oncoming change.

Such as mood swings. Now, she already has those- I know. But these ones are far more severe. Yes, just imagine it. Its terrifying. She can go from all over the place to laser focused at the drop of a hat. Her appearance also becomes messier- her hair refuses to do anything but stick up in random directions (If you were a person who didn't know about her wolfieness you would almost believe that her hair has gotten... thicker, since yesterday. Which it has. Thicker and stronger), her eyes seem to shine brighter then usual, her nails become longer and sharper, she grows a few centre metres taller, etc. She also gets stronger, her throwing precision becomes more focused, and other stuff like that.

Cruella was DEFINITELY bitten. It is Karma (:

I hope this is all legible, I feel like its written crazy 😅 Well thank you so much for this ask!! This was a blast to think about XD

#i am still thinking about how they actually look in wolf form 🤔#i'll have to get back to you on that XD #i cant decide whether they'd be like actual wolves- or scary wolfman hybrids #i like hybrids but i'm not sure #i do know that otis would be a feral balding terrifying looking thing #and cruella's fur would be black and white obviously #and i think him would be more on the brown side then silver (though he would have silver here are there. kinda like how his beard is both)#and- as you know i have excerpt ideas for all these XD i will get to them haha

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So... Here's the ask I promised (it's a little rushed, I wanted to send this in before I head into work so you could see it first thing in the morning ^^). Your F/O's as Disney villains... Except for Cruella because she already is XD

Otis B. Driftwood

This one intrigued me the most; imagine like the self-appointed holiness (pfft) of Frollo and the demonic and cruel Horned King (as well as both villains not being what you expect for kids movies). Otis, as well as his adoptive family, are an infamous group of witches and wizards, with Otis being the 'priest' among them. The one in charge. In this land, the greatest fear is being kidnapped by any member of the Driftwood clan, as they all will happily torture and maim you for their satanic rituals.

You, the princess of this land, had your carriage raided (which you were only in because you were on your way to meet a prince your mother arranged for you to marry -_- I can feel your disappointment from here) and were taken along with your dowry. You were intended to be a part of Otis' ritual, however it is quickly noticed by the family just how strange you are for a princess. Almost like a little witch, just like them- well, you're too nice, but there's potential! Otis is a grump about it... But note that he does not protest Mama's proposal that you marry HER son instead 😏

Jim Bickerman

Now, for Jim-balayla, imagine if the correlations between him and the weasels went a little deeper; you're back in 1947, you're living your best life after surviving World War II, and just want to relax... However, ever since that new cruel judge took over, no one has known peace. You constantly read in the papers of innocent people who were convicted, and so much of your town is being bought and destroyed. For what, you don't know... But there is a small light for you here.

Jim Bickerman. Originally a poacher, but now he's been hired by this corrupt judge to be part of his new very questionable law-force. As a man who supposedly only cares about money, this was ideal for the judge; no emotions would get in the way of his job... But, when you get suddenly kidnapped to convince your parents to sell their property, lines seem to get crossed between you and Jim.

Professor Callahan

I... Still don't know Cal as much as you do XD but I'm pretty confident in my assessment that he's basically Jafar. With his talent and viciousness in the courtroom, it was a surprise to no one that Callahan worked his way up to the king's court, becoming the royal advisor for your caring father. Cal, unfortunately(?) Is smart enough to know that he can't just make his own changes; your father isn't stupid, he'll notice if he's being manipulated. But he didn't become a 'prestigious' man of law for nothing, you know. Callahan knows how to twist his words and play the waiting game.

And that especially applies to you, the sweet but very intelligent princess who has already caught onto his act by now. Callahan doesn't just see you as one of the many he's propositioned over the years; you actually give him a challenge... Though not too big of one, as you don't seem to like the idea of him being banished from the palace. You want him to leave your father alone, but you don't seem to mind the subtle flirts thrown your way or his lingering gaze.

I hope you like these! And that they're not too messy 😅 I feel like Jim became more Wayne, but I swear he's killer than that other old bastard! He's just your silly little guy! XD

(*cough* also I've gotten more thoughts on the Slasher AU. With Disney-fying your boys, would you like the slasher-fied weasels too?)

AHHHHHHHH, SARAH!!!!

I love all of these so MUCH!! AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEM ALL!! Mama Firefly trynna make me marry her scary son??? Possibly getting kidnapped by Toon Patrol!Jim!?? al being my Fathers trusted adviser and flirting with me?? Nasty rotten men... 😏 I am pretty amenable to that, though XD Okay so I originally just had a very long, very detailed mess of headcanons for the Jim one but that was when I thought I was just gonna post that in responce in order to push it out quicker. But then I decided to wait til the weekend and really enjoy these concepts! XD Now I've written actual drabbles for each of them and it was sO FUN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!

Disney-Ified!MultiVillains x Fem!Disney!Reader || Drabbles

CorruptLawEnforcement!Jim Bickerman x Indentured!Reader (x Good Day For It Thugs)- After you made the mistake of trying to cut a deal with Lyle Tyrus you end up indebted to him and stuck working for him, which means you have to see his mean band of thugs, quite a lot. Norman frustratingly never looks you in the eye, Dale's an ass and makes fun of you, Wayne's grabby and Jim's not much better- but who comes to your rescue when a job goes wrong? *Bickerman Twins AU*

Warnings: Sexual references.

WitchPriest!Otis B Driftwood x KidnappedPrincess!Reader- ... you have to marry THAT!?-

Warnings: Sexual references, Otis being grimy.

Jim Bickerman:

Dread develops in you as you realise that that wasn't supposed to happen. Lyle said that the guy, your target, would brush you off. You were just for distraction; all you'd have to do is flirt a little so Dale could get behind him and grab his wallet, and Lyle could use his ID to find his family. The man was not supposed to be reciprocate.

He has a wife. He was not supposed to reciprocate!

But his hands on yours rubbing across your knuckles with his thumb and your stomach's rolling. You try so hard not to wince.

Your eyes shift past his head, a forced smile across your lips, and find Lyle, Norman and Wayne in the corner booth. Lyle and Wayne look all-too-amused, and you know they're going to let this happen. Norman isn't even looking.

Where's Dale gone with the wallet? Where's-

"Hey there, sweetheart, been lookin' for you everywhere." Suddenly Jim's right next to you, and your eyes snap up to him from your barstool with wide eyes that beg him to get you out of this. You're so used to him calling you pet names you don't realise what he's doing at first. "Didja get me my drink then?"

What?? "... I- No, I uh, forgot what you like?"

A dark and sleazy smirk spreads across his face as he leans into you, the brim of his hat brushing against your forehead, making your eyes go even wider searching his for what's going on. "Good," He tells you lowly, heatedly, but definitely loud enough for the target to hear- and promptly drop your hand. In a tone thick with hot suggestion, "because I think we needta leave, hm?"

Jaw dropping, you search for words to respond with but cant find anything. You can just quietly take Jim's arms and let him pull you off the stool and gently to your feet. For a moment, you cant help leaning into Jim, like he's safe. "Um, okay- "

"Sorry about this, fella." Jim flashes the target, who looks very confused and put-out, a good natured smirk. "She likes ta rile me up, flirtin' with other guys. I'm not saying its nice, but it sure works." He flashes a wink and slides a 20 dollar bill across the bench, and you feel mortified at the implication. "Have a drink on me, huh? G'night." With a final tip of his hat, Jim guides you out of the bar in front of him; a hand firmly on your shoulder.

Once you're out, the door falling shut behind you both, you spring away from him; making a distinguishable 'eek!' sound; cupping your hands over your mouth and nose. "What was that! ?"

"I just saved your ass, honey," Jim chuckles darkly, lit up only by a lonely streetlight. "How about some gratitude?"

"Saved me?- "

"Uhuh, thats right. Looks like I'm your knight-in-shining-armour, sweetheart. What? Were ya expecting someone different?"

At that cruel remark, your face falls. Your eyes falls downcast. No, you suppose you weren't. At the start you might've wished for a saviour, someone kind who loves you, but no one's coming to rescue you for real. You're Lyle's for life now, you already know that.

... But then- Settling Jim with a scrutinising look, you tilt your head to the side. "... why did you do that?"

For a moment Jim, while unscrewing the cap on his flask, pauses. He looks Caught, like when Lyle reminds him all the cash he's carrying for him better still be there when Lyle gets it back. He lets out a wry, nervous chuckle and shrugs. "-Well sweetheart I guess I'm just not that kinda bad."

Otis B Driftwood:

"Wonder if she's pure?~ " You hear a voice, southern and sweet as sugar, keen cruelly as you come back to consciousness. "What do you think, Otis??"

"She better be." That voice is southern but buts the opposite of sweet as sugar. Its anything but. It sounds like the devil speaking. When your eyelids finally lift, you see an excited older blonde woman wearing too much lipstick and a terrifying white-haired man looking bored. You gasp, but you barely make a sound- there's rope over your mouth.

It still garners there attentions, though, and the man scowls. But the woman smiles brightly, rushing over to you and peeling the rope off of your mouth. "Well hel-lo, sweetheart! You had quite a long sleep! Thats a good thing; no eyebags for the wedding pictures, hm!?~ "

"W- weddings??" You wonder out loud, breathless. The you remember, head swimming- your prince. The betrothal. Right. But why do you feel so bad, like you hurt yourself?? What is this terrible dirty place?? Why the rope!?

The man's staring at you, and a rotten cruel grin slithers wobbly across his face. "Look, Mama, she's thinkin'. Got a lotta thoughts in there, huh princess? Nothin' addin' up?"

"Oh hush Otis. Don't be mean." 'Mama' scolds, getting a heavy eyeroll and a growl from 'Otis'. Mama cups her hands around your face and gives you a good look over, then smiles. "Ohhh, yes. You'll do perfectly!~ I'm gonna have pretty grandbabies, huh??"

This... this is the Queen Mother? Your eyes shift over her, in her grimy tight clothes and over-the-top make up. Well, to each there own. If you were Queen you'd dress however you like, too. "Your majesty, what- "

"Oh, sweetie, no! I'm not the Queen!" Mama laughs shrilly, turning back to Otis who's grinning and shaking his head. Your eyes stick on him, then, assessing him. You don't like the sight of him one bit, he looks like he wants to hurt you, he looks dangerous. "No, no, no! Don't you remember?? We're the ones that raided your carriage."

The change in tone is so abrupt you almost miss it, your eyes locked on Otis' lanky, dirty form. Then suddenly realisation hits you, and a memory (Otis, dressed in a dark priests robe and horrifying make up, stood in the middle of the road so your coachman had to stop. Being dragged out of your carriage in the middle of the night by your hair; crying out. Otis grimy fingers on your jaw holding you up so he could see you. Your coachman's scream. Otis saying you're perfect). This was definitely not your destination.

As you heartbeat starts to become erratic, Mama gets up and steps away from you, and Otis crouches down in front of you instead. When he grabs your face again, all his gross fingers pinching one side while his thumb rubs against the other, you cant look away or avoid his rank breath. "I wanted to sacrifice you, for the record- it woulda been a mercy. You might even have liked it, a little." The grimy grin on his face is downright vulgar at that part, so you're quite sure you wouldnt've. Though, a part of you heats up in excitement at the thought. You proudly ignore that. "Til the end. But Mama had a, uh, different idea."

... you cant respond, you just cough from the smell of his terrible breath clogging up your airways. Choked, you manage to repeat the word 'different' though, confused.

"Mhm... " He grins, fowl.

Mama lays a veil over your head. "Welcome to family, sweetheart!"

Annnnd, I wanted to do Cal too but I have a shelf to build and books to home! I'll do him later though, definitely XD

#very self indulgent stuff here 😅 XD #i love being forced to marry otis XD

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