Haha, welcome to my blog, I guess!
🎉funny party cracker sound🎉 :D
Hi there, I’m Firecracker, and I’m just a guy.
Okay, maybe I’m not just a guy. maybe i’m an extraterrestrial life form who doesn’t have his head attached to his shoulders and whose head is actually part bomb with the explosion strength of a charged electrode. And a guy who loves being funny! But sometimes I’m not so funny and my jokes end up flopping like me after I blow my head up two times. But hey, I’m trying!
I would be delighted to perform for you, whether it be fireworks (my most proud specialty) or just plain clownin’ around! Just drop me an ask and I’ll be right there, senor or senorita~
I know I’m like, big and scary and 6 feet tall and everything, but I promise i won’t steal your soul or eat your dreams or blow you into a million little smithereens unless you’re an absolute, 100%, arrant jerk. You’re not a jerk, are you? :)
Goodbye, I hope we meet again someday as I travel the universe in search of whatever I fancy!
OOC under the cut:
hi!! yes, robin here, i’ve opened yet another blog because i love this oc and want to show him off to rotomblr. his name is Firecracker, or you can just call him Cracker or Crack for short! actually crack doesn’t seem like such a good idea now that i think of it, but you can call him that just to be funny-
mod info!
mod is a minor (under 18), so please please no nsfw asks
mod’s main account is @robin-the-wanderer
mod loves the ultra beasts!
you may call me robin the decidueye, cause that’s my pokesona heehee
ask info!
you may send asks that:
ask about lore and backstory stuff
are of a memey nature/stuff you just wanna see him react to
any other miscellaneous questions (favourite food, color, etc etc.)
are pelipper mail/malice!
are mean or just plain hate, they’re actually fun to respond to! be as mean as you want muahahaha
you MAY NOT ask stuff that:
is of a sexual nature
are nsfw asks
contains gore / extreme violence
blog info!
please keep in mind that this blog will contain:
a LOT of mentions of clowns!! please this blog’s muse is literally a semi-headless alien clown so if you have a fear of clowns do not interact with this blog
mentions and descriptions of explosions and fireworks!
loud, bright colors that may cause eye strain!
occasional posts about violence or fighting
mild to moderate flirtatious language, because cracker’s a funny guy and part of his “funny” is failed flirting jokes. if you don’t like this then dni!
cracker’s pronouns are he/they!
tags!
firecracker the clown - any and all posts regarding cracker.
cracker.png - any photos or art of him!
cracker.exe - shitposts/shenanigans/antics he gets up to.
cracker.wav - anything he comments on / responds to! this includes asks :)
that’s all! i hope this absolute circus of a pokémon entertains you as much as he does me! :D
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