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coworkers-office · 2 months
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> Co-Worker..*Throws Protag at him with Anon ⭐️magic⭐️* NOW ADMIT YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHERR!!
"Wait- you're THROWING HI-"
< Your coworker gets completely bodied by @un-favoredprotag (or any other protag blogs). He's winded and wheezing, struggling to move and breathe with the weight of another on top of him. >
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coworkers-office · 4 days
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coworkers-office · 1 month
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I'm sorry but the type of "charm" you have is not exactly a woman-type. I have never met a woman who genuinely see you as marriage material (yeah they say ur hot but that's just bad taste)
But, newbie... newbie's definitely got somethin for ya...
"How DARE you insult my charm?! What is it you guys say... I 'get bitches'? Whatever. Point is, tons of ladies out there who want me. And men too, probably. I would never date a man, but I attract both sexes and who am I to stop them? I know I'm handsome, the ladies and gentlemen can't help themselves."
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"And the newbie? Not surprised. Again, the people can't help themselves. If I was him and I saw my beautiful features, I'd probably be into me too. Can't blame the guy."
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coworkers-office · 1 month
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Lowkey whats ur opinion on groundhogs
"Ew."
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"They're not as bad as rats, but still. Gross."
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coworkers-office · 1 month
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>"......Have you quit smoking yet?"
"No, why would I? No reason to."
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< Coworker takes a drag from the cigarette in his hands. Apparently either he can make them last, or he goes through them extremely quickly. >
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coworkers-office · 3 months
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>"If you were Bisexual, would you be Bi-yourself??...."
"I would not be by myself! There's hundreds of ladies who are begging to date me, and, probably some men too, but, who's counting?"
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coworkers-office · 3 months
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"Co-worker.. Uh-i'll think you should stop smoking.. You're starting- to get a little addicted-You even smoke at the office! "- 1 Colleague
*Coughs*
"Addicted? Please, do you even know who I am? Besides, I can stop whenever I want. And, noone has complained about my habit; nobody important, anyway..."
< The last part is mumbled more to themself. He takes a drag from the cigarette in his mouth, an assured grin on their face. >
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coworkers-office · 2 months
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Colleague..😭 I made big mistake and used anon magic to create…
I turned Antag into a child….
*Gives Antag child to Colleague*
Also I took away his scissors so you won’t get hurt. IM SO SORRY!!
The anon magic only last 5 days so good luck
Oh and same thing happened to Protag good luck Co-Worker😊
"W-wait what-"
< Colleague awkwardly takes the child. He--Antagonist, apparently--looks knocked out. Atleast he's breathing...? >
"I don't know how to take care of a kid!?!"
< It's too late. The asker is gone. Colleague is stuck with a miniature antagonist. And he doesn't know what to do. >
< Coworker boots up the elevator computer to check on his blog. He opens the questions box to this ask and skims it lightly. God knows how he and his doppelganger ended up sharing a blog, but he can't seem to get rid of the other one. Oh well- wait, what does the end of that ask say...? >
"...What."
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[OOC/Mod: @un-favoredprotag @ask-protag or any other antagonist or protagonist blogs, feel free to interact!!]
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coworkers-office · 2 months
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sorry for what i did before🥺 but hey! I have a challenge for u: say "Marry me newbie" to @un-favoredprotag 😏😏
"Ha! As if I'd ever say such a thing. I'm not gay, cartoondog900felli."
< You just manage to catch the way coworker's eyes dart to the side, as if he's unsure with what he's saying. >
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coworkers-office · 1 month
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Have one of my favorite mouse youkai
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"Is this a joke?"
< Coworker seems to have assumed you're trying to torment him with rats. Look at the ask box title, people! >
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coworkers-office · 2 months
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ʰᵉʸ ᶜᵒʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ. ⁱ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ˢᵘʳᵖʳⁱˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ
⁽ᵖᵘᵗˢ ʳᵃᵗˢ ᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢˡⁱᵈᵉˢ ᵃʷᵃʸ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃⁿ ⁱᶜᵉ ᶜᵘᵇᵉ⁾
"WHAT THE F-"
< Your coworker starts screaming and shaking and hitting his head violently, trying to get the rats off. It appears he's failing and just injuring himself in the process. >
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coworkers-office · 11 days
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Vapes are….. mysterious future cigarettes…. That taste like fruits and candies…..
"Really? Hmm... I don't believe you. How could you just bring a magic future item here? Time travel doesn't exist!"
< Coworker shrugs and smiles, sure of what he said. He continues, smugness written everywhere. >
"Bring one to me, maybe, and then I'll believe you."
< He was sure you weren't up to the task. A magic cigarette from the future? That tastes like candy? Ha! As if. >
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coworkers-office · 2 months
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>"Hey.....can you say...uh"
>"'I hate happiness'....."
>"Without any of the H's?...."
"Why in the world would I say such a thing? I do not hate happiness! Maybe you do, though. I wouldn't be surprised..."
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coworkers-office · 2 months
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bro that's you're phobia😀: MUSOPHOBIAAA
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"GET THESE THINGS OFF MY SCREEN IMMEDIATELY!"
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coworkers-office · 3 months
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you sir looks like someone who doesn't hate Valentine's Day! Can you teach me how to not hate Valentine's Day cuz of how I was raised? I brought you a gift as payment :D
*GIVES U THESE*
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*SHINY*
"Well! You sure know how to catch someone's eye!"
< Your coworker takes a closer look at them, and finds that they appear to be made of plastic. >
"But, it's the day of love! How can I be asked to accept such precious gems? I mean, I know my advice is priceless, but I'm feelin' generous today. You keep them."
< He seems to be almost forcefully closing your hands back around them, as if insisting you to keep them. >
"Now then, advice on how to love the day of love? You don't gotta! I mean, I've had plenty of experience in the romance field, and who says it's gotta be confined to one day? Besides, aren't there like, niche holidays for girlfriends and boyfriends and partners aside from valentines? You can always celebrate an anniversary! Just between you and me, anniversaries are more romantic than some cold day in February."
< Your coworker subtly shivers at the thought of the cold. He seems to not like the idea. >
"But! This is not to drag Valentine's through the mud! It's still a lovely holiday that is to love if you've got the care to! Plenty of relationships are made on this day and strengthened as well. Even if you don't like it, your partner or partners might! Take 'em out somewhere nice. It don't gotta be special. I'm sure somewhere like a Michelin Star restaurant is fine. If not a litte drab..."
< Your coworker mutters the last part to himself. >
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coworkers-office · 28 days
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for the mod.
do u interact with rp blogs from other fandoms
just asking bcs i have an scp thing and im bored
OOC/Mod: I haven't thought to before, if you don't count the other Studio Investigrave games. I'd love to interact though, but i'm kinda scared! Not knowing the character makes it hard for me to guess how to make it entertaining/give the other something to work on 😭 but also going in blind would make it... more authentic? I guess?
idk im rambling lol. Feel free to interact w/ your own RP blogs!! <3
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