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Wild: How tall are you?
Warriors: 6 feet.
*later*
Wild: How tall are you?
Four turns omoniously to stare at Wild: I AM 4 FEET AND 4 INCHES AND 1 QUARTER. Leans froward to grab Wild I WILL DESTROY YOU.
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A very tired Wild: Would you like butter in your ice- wait no-
Hyrule turning to look at Four: I’m not sure, would you like butter on your ice? … wait a minute-
Four: [dying of laughter in the background]
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When life gives you lemons...
Lu version
Wind: Take them aboard your ship to fight scurvy.
Wild: Make lemon cake.
Legend: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.
Four: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*
Time: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
Hyrule: Throw them like rocks!
Sky: make lemon tea!
Twilight: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
Warriors: Take the lemons. Maybe they could be useful later on.. actually, what are lemons anyways?
Dink: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.
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Warriors: Just be yourself. Say something nice!
Legend: Which one though? I can’t be both!
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Warriors: People who sleep without socks on are weird.
Legend: People who sleep WITH socks aren't to be trusted!
Time: People who sleep are weird.
Hyrule: ....I was a sock once.
Fable: *opens the door*
Fable:
Fable: Why are you all in my closet. No, scratch that. HOW DID YOU GET IN?!
Legend: Portal.
BONUS:
Sky sleepily: What are you guys doing..?
Warriors, Legend, Hyrule and Time look up from where they were holding a sock up like a sacrifice: …
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Legend: DANGIT WILD-
Wild: It wasn’t, me for once.
Legend: Oh sorry, habit. Dammit Wind.
Wind: Not me either.
Legend: Oh… Then who set the house on fire?
Hyrule: *Whistling*
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Wild: Am I in trouble?
Twilight: Guess.
Wild: No?
Twilight: Try again.
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Wild and Wind causing chaos, Legend and Warriors arguing, Twilight and Sky trying to stop everyone. Four watching the chaos with a deadpan expression Time turns to look at the camera like in the office: Now you see this? This is what I have to deal with.
Four, later, to the same camera: Don't tell anyone, but Time and I started the chaos. Hyrule spotted us and, like a smart man, chose to record it for us.
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Wild: What’s 5 x 2, come on give it your best shot.
Wind raising his hand:
Wild: Wind?
Wind: 12?
Wild: Okay lets get an answer from someone who is not a dumbass.
Hyrule raising his hand: 7!!
Wild: not you either.
Four eyes purple, raises his hand: what are the weather conditions at the time this problem needs to be completed?
Time in the back whispering to Twilight: wait its not 12?
Wild sick and tired: I give up.
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Twilight: … the important thing is that you learned something.
Wild walking away with half of his hair burnt and clothing covered in ash: No, I didn’t.
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Legend: Reasons why Warriors is annoying.
Legend: Number 1) He's annoying.
Legend: Number 2) He keeps stealing my items.
*Legend continues to pull up a 300 slide presentation of 'Why Warriors is annoying'*
The rest of the chain:
Warriors: >:0
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Hyrule: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
Wild: I opened the window and influenza.
Time: What’s upstairs? Unfortunately stairs can’t talk.
Sky: The bird flu? Uh yeah they tend to do that.
Warriors: Based? Based on what.
Four: Apartment complex? I actually find it quite simple.
Legend: You’re telling me a ginger bred this man?
Wind: You’re telling me a shrimp fired this rice?
Twilight: Wood fired pizza? How’s pizza going to get a job now?
Bonus
Ravio: Chef kiss? Do… Do they really?
Dink: Who broke into the bar and stole our limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go.
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Wild: Sometimes, forgiveness means more than anything. The difference between life and death.
Four: Why are you in my room at 3 in the morning.
Wild: I didn't want to invoke the wrath of Time and Malon.
Four: And why did you come to me?
Wild: Hyrule burned water.
Four *suddenly wide awake*: Why did you let Hyrule near the stove?!
Wild: I didn't, he was just attracted to fire.
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Legend: I’m not great at giving advice.
Legend: Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
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Hyrule: I will never understand people.
Legend: They’re the worst.
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Warriors: This snow got me feeling some type odd way.
Legend: That’s hypothermia.
Warriors: Dang, Hyrule told me it was the magic of Christmas.
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