going insane over here 🧪

"my my my... what do we have here?"

you shivered in fear at the gigantic being before you. you and your cookie friends had tried your best to seal the rift in the tree with white lily cookie. however, your actions proved pointless. white lily cookie's powers were still too weak and your time had run out. you all watched in horror at the towering cookie grinning down from above.

"it's been so long since we've seen new faces! we were starting to get bored being by ourselves in here..." shadow milk cookie smirked as he took a look at each cookie standing before him. when his eyes had reached you, his gaze stayed far more longer on you than the others. you trembled from his piercing stare, a small whimper escaping from your lips as you backed away and hid yourself behind pure vanilla cookie.

shadow milk cookie chortled at the pathetic display. "Oh, how I have missed the faces of fear from you cookies! Never gets old!" now that the rift had opened big enough for him to pass through, shadow milk cookie stepped out of the silver tree that had kept him and the others imprisoned for so long. the smaller cookies screamed in terror as they scrambled to get out of his way. every footstep he took practically shook the earthbread beneath their feet.

"pure vanilla cookie!" fear clouded your mind as you tugged your leader's arm in desperation. "what are we going to do?!" anxiety gripped your heart when he hesitated to think of a solution. one of the most powerful beings in all of cookiekind has just been unleashed and is ready to bring chaos to the world once more. just how on earthbread will any cookie be able to stop such beasts?

before pure vanilla cookie could even think of an answer, you cried out in alarm as you were suddenly lifted into the air. the other cookies screamed your name as you watched their forms grow smaller and smaller. you gasped as you were face to face with the grinning jester.

"what a cute little cookie you are." he eagerly examined you as if he were a child that had been given a new toy, turning you this way and that. "it's been ages since i had a little pet to dote on. you'll make a fine addition to my collection!" your mind raced as you tried to understand what you have just heard. a collection? a pet to dote on? what on-?!

your thoughts were interrupted as you heard a snap of... fingers? confused, you found yourself locked inside some sort of bird cage; the bars were thick enough to keep you from escaping. shadow milk cookie cooed as he watched you attempt to break free. "no-!" you tugged and pulled at the bars keeping you in.

"no! y-you can't keep me in here! Please!" you cried out to him in desperation. shadow milk cookie only giggled and shook his head, "ah, ah, ah! you're staying right by my side, my little cookie." you shuddered in fear as he began to summon his powers once more. shadows seeped out from your surroundings and from his body. multiple cold blue eyes stared at you and the cookies still down below.

"now, my dear..." with a clap of his hands, monsters of every kind stepped out from the shadows, ready to obey their master. with a manic grin, shadow milk cookie spread his arms out in grandeur to the cookies below. with a perfect view from above, you could only watch in horror as your friends were surrounded at every side by monsters of different sizes.

"let the show begin!"

White Lily Cookie And Pure Vanilla Cookie Being In Love With You

It all started when you attended blueberry Yogurt Academy and you don’t know how but you started to talk to two other cookies and soon you started walking around with them and eating lunch

The first impression that you have of to the two was that you were very sweet to them and they enjoyed that and you also make them laugh so that’s a bonus

Their feelings for you started at different times and different reasons

White Lily Cookie was having the biggest crush on you during your academy days

She would always have a conversation with you and you could be walking around for hours and not notice till you looked around and say “This isn’t the way back home?”

Pure Vanilla cookies didn’t start till toward the end of your academy days as while you two were reading something for a class Pure vanilla cookie couldn’t help but stare at you

Didn’t notice you trying to grab his attention again and his cheeks we’re bringing cause of the embarrassment

White lily cookie and pure vanilla cookie did talk about their feelings toward you and both agreed to share you or be happy for the other if you just chose one

Now these two wanted to have a romantic confession but as hero’s it was always put to the side

But then the war happen with White lily cookie turning into dark enchantress so confessions were out of the picture

Pure vanilla wanted to tell you he loved you but to him it would be unfair to white lily and he doesn’t have to heart to lose you two if you reject him

(Spoilers for beast-yeast)

Now when beast-yeast happen and you three were together again it surprised both pure vanilla and white lily that you confessed but before they could even answer the seal broke

These two cookies love you and would do anything to make sure your safe and happy and you would want that for them too

It does seem like someone doesn’t want you three together but you all know it will happen

lol get deflated

I need these two to interact or I'll die

a/n: made a smoll doodle of shadow milk cookie during one of my classes in college and decided to make a smoll drabble for him hehe :>>

i kinda imagine reader cookie and shadow milk cookie had this enemies to lovers dynamic where shadow milk has this huge crush on reader and admired on how strong and stubborn they are whilst reader cookie doesn't take shit towards him and quite annoyed by his antics (but doesn't mind the attention they got from him cause they think he's adorable in his own way ;>>)

looks kinda rushed cause im tired and its been a long time since ive done sum crk art, especially towards reader cookie 🤸🕳️

[DO NOT REPOST ON ANY PLATFORMS]

At this point I'm just using Shadow Milk to voice my own commentary on Cookie Odyssey

He’s so fine

AU Prompts #12 - ✦💓

<Reader is fem here btw>

CONTENT WARNING : There is a cult, human sacrifices, a bit of drowning and depictions of multiple eyes.

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Admittedly, staying in a cult probably wasn't your best idea after finding out that you were living in a cult for most of your life. But alas, you were stupid. Upon the day of your village's Eclipse Festival, you were called into the Mayor's office. You'd only gone because you didn't really want them to catch onto the fact that you knew about the cult... Unfortunately it turns out that the Mayor called you in because they wanted you as sacrifice... Yippee. So, here you are in your fancy multiple layer dress of thin fabrics(or well, pastry if you wanna get into cookie terms), your body feels numb as you stand off the edge of the cliff at the rushing seas that had turned pitch black. Your mind feels less numb than your body, yet you can barely tell what's going on. You're pretty sure that the Mayor hypnotized you as well. The Beast of the Shadows... You're pretty sure that that's the thing they worship. You can only hope that it doesn't exist, and that you'd die a hopefully peaceful death of drowning. Or maybe a quick one of getting impaled on one of the rocks below. You don't know. And then, you're falling through the air. It feels for a moment like your sailing through space, you couldn't really tell up from down despite knowing what each were earlier. You felt a bit strange from your sudden spinning worldview. Time slowed as you began to think, everything you loved, dreamed, feared, and everything else that seemed so terrifying... You were leaving it behind right now. You hit the water with a loud splash, leaving a trail of bubbles in your wake as your slowly sunk down into the shadows of the sea. Well, at least you didn't get impaled on any of the rocks. In fact, all you could see around you was darkness. Darkness... darkness... Damn, that's a lot of darkness. Oh, there's something new.... Eyes? There's lots of them, big ones as well. Each one bares its gaze into your soul as you sink deeper and deeper. The first coherent though you have? ' Fuck, the beast might be real then.' You feel your back land upon something large, all the while a particularly bright pair of eyes stare at you. And then, there was just darkness.

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You didn't expect to wake up, mind now unblurred as you can properly think again. First things first, where the hell are you? Looking around... It seemed to be some kind of palace? Everything was decorated in almost gloomy hues of blue and black, reminding you of the abyss you saw before you passed out. " Where... am I?" You mumble out, not expecting any response to come. " This is the Palace of Shadows." A voice begins, startling you as you let a shriek slip out of your mouth. You turn to see another cookie but... it looks like there's something fundamentally wrong with them. Almost like they'd been hollowed out. " The domain of the Beast of Shadows, or as he is known by here, Shadow Milk Cookie." " Okaaayyyy...." You said in confusion. " And who are you?" The cookie before you giggles, " Me? I have many different names and faces." They say almost gleefully. " But I am just an actor in Shadow Milk's plays, I have no real name or identity." Ah, that... probably explains the hollow feeling you get from them. " But you have a very very special role to play! One that will likely never change!" The cookie said enthusiastically, taking your hands and pulling you up off of the floor. " Yes, a very important role to play indeed!" You stared at them, cracking up a confused eyebrow. " Do I have to play sacrifice again? Because I'm not keen on doing that." You partially joke, and it seems like it was funny enough to send the cookie into a fit of laughter. " No, silly! You get to play the role of our Grand Director's Bride!" ... " what."

More "Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla Swap Bodies" Stuff

Silly little doodles (plus I wanted to draw Dark Cacao with a reason). Basically, in my version, Shadow Milk ends up going to a council with the other ancients and Pure Vanilla's stuck in Beast Yeast. Obviously, Shadow Milk has some... less than great ideas.

yknow that post that mentioned golden cheese spoiling dark choco as a freshly baked thang?

so, i was thinking, and.....,..h

well. .allow me to explain in simple terms.

A family doesn’t have to be a man, a woman and a child. Sometimes a family is just two lesbians, one of the lesbian’s eternally tormented estranged brother, a 12-year-old train conductor in constant violation of OSHA protocols, the depressed wine aunt librarian who hasn’t seen the light of day in decades, and a donut with a face

You all know how every powerful villain has some sort of loyal follower(s)?

I'm thinking of the Beasts having either 1 loyal follower or each of them having their own.

Kinda like the idea of them having just 1 follower ngl. It'll make the dynamics interesting.

We don't exactly know how the Beasts feel about each other (minus Shadow Milk, who calls them his comrades/friends), so I'll wait a little longer to design a character for this.

Imagine the fallen hero’s / The beast fighting for you attention

They all have respect for each other but when it comes down to you, you are their everything

They would try and one up each other by showing you their talents. They would take you with them as they made civilizations.

Would get really upset when your attention is off them. Might make faces to that cookie but when you turn back to them they look like the sweetest cookies.

Even when they all went to the dark side the obsession for you only grew as they can’t let you go. Their hearts would break you watched them get sealed away but they could never really hate you.

So if they ever do break out of the seals the first thing they will do is look for you, the love of their lives.

Candy Diver???

Nightmare love triangle