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December 4, 2020: 11:35 pm:

https://twitter.com/ReutersUK/status/1335050038804930560

Putin could be Trudeau's coded terror name.

Mike Pence’s terror name was “Baghdadi”. They killed Baghdadi, and Pence has been dead about the same amount of time.

Elizabeth Windsor’s terror name is Assad. You see news about Assad, that is news about Lizzy.

There is no Russia. It's a hoax, been a hoax, is the mother of all hoaxes. Russia is Canada/Britain.

Cuban Missal Crisis was Canada/Britain making a strategic stronghold on the island nation of Cuba.

Royal Hoax, been serving the Brits as long as there has been newspapers to explain that there is a Russia, so, 350 years? ish?

The Kremlin is in India or Turkey, is a very pretty building, but not the capital of Russia, it's a glorified Disney Castle.

It's not possible to offend a Russian, there are no Russian’s to offend.

They invented a fake alphabet, and a fake accent of Russian’s who learned to speak English, have an accent now, all fake. It makes a handy bad guy to blame everything on, one that you can never speak with, won't let you come visit to see what is going on. If you insist on going there, they take you to Mongolia, where the Mongolian’s don't know what you want, or why you were dropped off there.

I watched a lot of Jeff Foxwothy comedy in the 1990's. He said his grandma has "The Walkin' Farts".

That's Putin. Jeff Foxworthy's grandma on the way to the refrigerator.

St. Petersburgh means castration.

Carl Marx means there is a buttler who hunts marks, “The Buttler did it”.

Leningrad is someone who graduated from the Pope's text school, does laundry at the linen dry cleaners, one hour Martinizing.

Anastasia is a nasty princess.

Mussorgsky the composer of classical music, named all of the songs in French and Latin. WTF? It's a Canadian Moose disguised as an Oxcart, or the other way around.

Joseph Stalin is a way to make some time, to stall, to say "hey, let's stop here at the Starbuck's for awhile, there is no national emergency or anything like that, so, we can have a coffee and some donuts right here for awhile. It used to be the Winchell's Donuts, but the Windsor's got nervous, changed it to Starbuck's."

First it was "Russia", a place where a Crusade from the Vatican was taking place, "we are going to Russia" is what the Spaniards said when they set sail for South America, they rushed right in there, took over, kicked out the Mayans, changed them to Inca's, everyone is incorporated now. Then, after a awhile, they changed it to Soviet Socialist Republic.

"So Be It! Socialist Republic".

(the Brits learned from the Mayans that the B is a soft V.)

They needed to make it seem as though the Russians are not so bad, so, they made the place a lot smaller when China found out what they were up to because by that time in the 1970's or whatever, the newspapers were able to go around the world, people were traveling all over the place on jet airplanes, and the Brits got nervous, made the place smaller, changed the name for confusion service, then, after that, back to being Russia again.

now it's Russia all over again, but you cannot go there, they are communists. won't let you in, unless you are US nsa, then, they put you on TV to say US nsa is a bad guy, for cover, call him ED Snowden... That's Quebec, all snow, deep, like twenty to thirty feet deep, can't find the house in December through February, or, even the street where the houses are at in Quebec at that time of year.

Russia is a hoax.

It's the Queen's Joke to the world.

Churnoble happened. That is when someone goes digging around in the Queen's rose bushes and finds that she has been using a lot of Ammonium nitrite there to grow the roses so big. The garden gets all Churned up at the noble palace. That is bad for the Queen, they hate that when the "new Clear" weapons are dug up at the Queen's rose bush, so, Churnoble is just the thing to do in the fake news stories. That tells everyone that the roses are in trouble there, damage control gardeners all came to the rescue to save the Queen's roses, and put away the Ammonium nitrite that was left laying around, someone found it. The roses are as big as Chrysanthemums there. They cleaned up the Churnoble, and just leave it alone there now with an "elephant foot" oozing monster inside so no one will go snooping around over there without turning into a vegetable from Gilligan's Island nuclear seeds episode.

The real Churnoble is probably a movie set somewhere in Uzbekistan. Becky, I understand, is short for Elizabeth.

That is some classic Vatican Hokus Pokus right there with that "elephant foot". End terror hoax report 11:41 pm.

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